The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Victor Mildew]

Currently watching a neighbour trying and failing to fit an entire chest of drawers in the back of a mini Only after ages of struggling did he think to take it to bits and break it in to smaller parts.

[Vermilion]

Stool Bloke's back from his holiday, and he's been a stool bellend all morning thanks to the constant noise of power tools and his revving of the camper van, here he is mowing his lawn like a boss...

[Moggy]

He's back

[OrangeRKN]

For a moment I thought you'd taken a photo of him taking a piss

[Jenuall]

Yeah that's a piss stance of I ever saw one!

[Moggy]

The Rapture will happen on the day that Lord Stoolbloke blesses us with his golden stream.

[Dual]

Love that faux retro radio. Clearly a man of refined taste.

[Jenuall]

Stool Bloke returns right as the AYA game kicks off? Too coincidental!

Also mowing the lawn is a classic wolf move.

[Tsunade]

He's as stooly as always

[Squinty]

Stool bloke

[Victor Mildew]

Imagine being stool bloke (if only!) And stumbling on this forum.

"Oh little Charlie wants a game, oh what's this forum about..."

"What. The. Absolute. strawberry float"

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Stooly B taking a slash .

[Balladeer]

At least he wasn’t producing a stool.

[Tomous]

Imagine being stool bloke (if only!) And stumbling on this forum.

"Oh little Charlie wants a game, oh what's this forum about..."

"What. The. Absolute. strawberry float"

I mean, who’s the weird neighbour at this point?

[Victor Mildew]

Not really a moan but this has really made us laugh today. Bin bint is a single mother, and semi-regularly has 'gentlemen visitors' which is her business, except they're nearly always tradesman with their own business branded vehicle. Builders, gardeners etc. Again, nothing wrong with that and totally her business. The latest visitor though is a milk man, which made us laugh with how cliche it is, but the slogan and cow print pattern on his van just makes it more funny. But we've started calling him Pat Mustard, which is just cracking us up. Bin bint getting parked by Pat Mustard doing his rounds. 'Traditional Service'

[Moggy]

Not really a moan but this has really made us laugh today. Bin bint is a single mother, and semi-regularly has 'gentlemen visitors' which is her business, except they're nearly always tradesman with their own business branded vehicle. Builders, gardeners etc. Again, nothing wrong with that and totally her business. The latest visitor though is a milk man, which made us laugh with how cliche it is, but the slogan and cow print pattern on his van just makes it more funny. But we've started calling him Pat Mustard, which is just cracking us up. Bin bint getting parked by Pat Mustard doing his rounds. 'Traditional Service'

[Victor Mildew]

And now for Mrs O'reiley !

[Vermilion]

and semi-regularly has 'gentlemen visitors' which is her business

Her business eh, wonder if it's profitable.

[Victor Mildew]

Pat Mustard is back!

[Victor Mildew]

Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

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