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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:00 pm
by Victor Mildew
Vermilion wrote:Discovered the source of the noise today, the guy has plonked an Alexa right next to his open front window.
I therefore decided to try something, and when he was out in his back garden uncovering his barbecue, i leaned out my window and said 'Alexa, play Surfin Bird' and to my surprise, it did (i really wasn't expecting it to respond to me).
Then i heard him go back inside, cue his inevitable confusion over hearing Peter Griffin's favourite song blaring out of the speaker.
Oh strawberry float me this is amazing
PLEASE (safely) video it. You have the funniest street in the world
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:11 pm
by Vermilion
I'll see if i can film, but doing so could well prove tricky as i need to find a gap when both degenerate neighbour bloke is busy, and stool bloke isn't sat in his garage watching (he's back in full stool bloke mode at the moment, every day he's sat there, like the cul de sac's very own special warden).
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:37 pm
by Zellery
Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:58 pm
by Victor Mildew
Zellery wrote:Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?
Strap yourself in
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:42 pm
by Moggy
Zellery wrote:Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?
Page 14 seems to be where Vermilion mentions him by the stool bloke name, but he might have been mentioned before that.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:02 pm
by Dual
Zellery wrote:Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?
Where do I begin?
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:41 pm
by Jenuall
Gather close that you might harken the story of Stool Bloke...
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:48 pm
by Victor Mildew
Bring back the calendar!
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:21 am
by Knoyleo
The old strawberry floaters next door must be getting even more deaf, because their TV is now so loud, I can tell you exactly what their watching, and even worse, they seem to watch nothing but news on a variety of channels from about 6pm to midnight. Thought I'd go to bed at a sensible time last night, only to lie there having to listen to strawberry floating newsnight through the wall.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:29 am
by Vermilion
Dual wrote:Where do I begin?
This was the scene yesterday...
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:31 am
by Zilnad
Poor bloke. He might be really lonely and hoping for someone to come and talk to him. Have you ever introduced yourself?
I'm sure he'd move his cuppa for you to sit beside him if you popped over to say "hi".
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:31 am
by Victor Mildew
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:36 am
by Vermilion
Zilnad wrote:Poor bloke. He might be really lonely and hoping for someone to come and talk to him.
Nah, it's not that, as Mrs Stool Bloke often decides to join him there.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:47 am
by Zilnad
Vermilion wrote:Zilnad wrote:Poor bloke. He might be really lonely and hoping for someone to come and talk to him.
Nah, it's not that, as Mrs Stool Bloke often decides to join him there.
Definitely just a weirdo then
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:50 am
by Victor Mildew
Don't forget stool gran!
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:52 am
by Moggy
Vermilion wrote:Dual wrote:Where do I begin?
This was the scene yesterday...
Those manly arms
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:53 am
by Jenuall
It's the composition of these shots that always confuses me. Maybe it's just the angle being deceptive but it always looks like he's sat out there directly behind one vehicle or another.
I can understand sitting in the sun and taking in the view or people watching or whatever, but it always look like he's just sat their with his cuppa admiring the back end of his VW!
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:54 am
by Vermilion
Victor Mildew wrote:Don't forget stool gran!
Haven't seen Stool Gran for a while, but then, social distancing means no outside visitors anyways.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:04 am
by Victor Mildew
Vermilion wrote:Victor Mildew wrote:Don't forget stool gran!
Haven't seen Stool Gran for a while, but then, social distancing means no outside visitors anyways.
The stool clan don't follow the stupid government's rule book
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:11 am
by Qikz
Jenuall wrote:It's the composition of these shots that always confuses me. Maybe it's just the angle being deceptive but it always looks like he's sat out there directly behind one vehicle or another.
I can understand sitting in the sun and taking in the view or people watching or whatever, but it always look like he's just sat their with his cuppa admiring the back end of his VW!
Probably hiding his shame.