The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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Total votes: 25
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by Victor Mildew » Wed May 20, 2020 1:24 pm

Fun fact: at primary school I was picked against my will to be the pharoah in our school production of Joseph. A role which involved the shy me singing various musical numbers in front of the entire school. I was told on a Friday, given a sheet of lyrics and on Monday made to stand up.in front of the whole year and sing the songs. I got chastised there and then for not rehearsing and was made to cry. I told them I wasn't going to do the play 3 days before the parents viewing. My teacher had to sub for me. This is probably where my reluctance to sing in front of anyone comes from.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Jenuall » Wed May 20, 2020 1:28 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Fun fact: at primary school I was picked against my will to be the pharoah in our school production of Joseph. A role which involved the shy me singing various musical numbers in front of the entire school. I was told on a Friday, given a sheet of lyrics and on Monday made to stand up.in front of the whole year and sing the songs. I got chastised there and then for not rehearsing and was made to cry. I told them I wasn't going to do the play 3 days before the parents viewing. My teacher had to sub for me. This is probably where my reluctance to sing in front of anyone comes from.

You were too shy to sing at school?

Strange, I thought you were bolder than that.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed May 20, 2020 1:32 pm

That only works with the zummerzet pronunciation of bald.

What a shitty thing to put a kid through. strawberry floating banana splits. They also made me write a poem (they'd identified I was good at writing rhymes) about a school holiday we had in swanage (:lol:) AND say it in front of the whole school, in our last church assembly before secondary school. I got the ever loving gooseberry fool ripped out of me for that.

I'd love to get famous for something musical and then go back to just call them all banana splits.

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by Jenuall » Wed May 20, 2020 1:36 pm

That is a shitty move, probably dressed it up as "bringing you out of your shell" or some bullshit like that. :dread:

Victor Mildew wrote:I'd love to get famous for something musical and then go back to just call them all banana splits.

Just send them a link to your Christmas tunes, I'm sure they'll realise your genius immediately. ;)

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by Zilnad » Wed May 20, 2020 1:50 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Fun fact: at primary school I was picked against my will to be the pharoah in our school production of Joseph. A role which involved the shy me singing various musical numbers in front of the entire school. I was told on a Friday, given a sheet of lyrics and on Monday made to stand up.in front of the whole year and sing the songs. I got chastised there and then for not rehearsing and was made to cry. I told them I wasn't going to do the play 3 days before the parents viewing. My teacher had to sub for me. This is probably where my reluctance to sing in front of anyone comes from.


I auditioned to be Joseph but got offered the part of his father, who sings one line in the whole thing.

I politely turned it down, preferring to just be in the chorus, and got absolutely chastised in front of the whole class. Not even just once, the teacher continued to bring up how I'd "thrown a paddy" for weeks after the event.

Teaching are strawberry floating a'holes.

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by Moggy » Wed May 20, 2020 1:54 pm

Ad7 loves his humblebrags!

"Oh they insisted I take a singing role in the play"

"They noticed I was good at poems"

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by Victor Mildew » Wed May 20, 2020 1:55 pm

I am a strawberry floating genius though, and they could see it even back then.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by <]:^D » Wed May 20, 2020 5:51 pm

love that theres a musical about the well odd Joseph (who might have been a crossdresser and a gay) and his incestuous weird family.
what a choice :lol:

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by Victor Mildew » Wed May 20, 2020 6:06 pm

Leaf blower bloke has been out with his lead blower, blowing away the non existent leaves from his front lawn.

Bin bint has had a friend turn up who's just walked straight in the house.

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by Zilnad » Wed May 20, 2020 6:21 pm

Our neighbours are hosting another front lawn picnic, with their elderly friends, right outside our front window. We've retreated into our bank garden for now, it's too warm to use the TV anyway.

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by Vermilion » Wed May 20, 2020 6:59 pm

Zilnad wrote:Our neighbours are hosting another front lawn picnic, with their elderly friends, right outside our front window. We've retreated into our bank garden for now, it's too warm to use the TV anyway.


Stool Bloke's having one too, that awful woman with the laugh has shown up, and she's getting louder and louder. :dread:

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by Balladeer » Wed May 20, 2020 9:44 pm

Pictures please.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed May 20, 2020 10:31 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Our neighbours are hosting another front lawn picnic, with their elderly friends, right outside our front window. We've retreated into our bank garden for now, it's too warm to use the TV anyway.


Stool Bloke's having one too, that awful woman with the laugh has shown up, and she's getting louder and louder. :dread:


How was the cake?

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by Red » Thu May 21, 2020 1:03 am

Steve and Calvin have discovered the Beatles, which is marginally more bearable than Queen to be blasting out of their top window into the garden, making it impossible to sit out in the sun peacefully.

I also had to pass on sex earlier because they were sunbathing right outside our bedroom window and knowing there were two semi-naked chubby hairy Geordies in tiny shorts within five metres of our location was off-putting.

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by Vermilion » Thu May 21, 2020 7:45 am

Balladeer wrote:Pictures please.


Can't during the evening, the sun shines directly in the front of the house which means the camera can't get a decent shot, and i'd be lit up like a christmas tree if i tried.

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Vermilion wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Our neighbours are hosting another front lawn picnic, with their elderly friends, right outside our front window. We've retreated into our bank garden for now, it's too warm to use the TV anyway.


Stool Bloke's having one too, that awful woman with the laugh has shown up, and she's getting louder and louder. :dread:


How was the cake?


Thankfully non existent, and they all decided to sod off at around 8pm which was most fortunate.

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by Cuttooth » Thu May 21, 2020 7:56 am

It's probably time to stop taking photos of your neighbours to be honest.

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by Vermilion » Thu May 21, 2020 8:15 am

Cuttooth wrote:It's probably time to stop taking photos of your neighbours to be honest.


With the amount of alcohol now flowing around the street, it's probably best i refrain from doing so anyways.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu May 21, 2020 8:38 am

Props to Cutty for protecting the rest of us from the inevitable court case 8-).

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by Vermilion » Thu May 21, 2020 8:50 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Props to Cutty for protecting the rest of us from the inevitable court case 8-).


Which would likely occur after i've been brutally murdered. :dread:

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by Knoyleo » Thu May 21, 2020 10:23 am

This could totally become one of those Netflix true crime documentaries.

"When the police searched the victim's house, however, they discovered something chilling. The victims computer was full of hundreds of candid photos of his neighbours, taken over many years.

Further investigation revealed the victim was in fact part of a large online community, dedicated to spying on their neighbours, all over the UK. "


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