The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by DarkRula » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:31 pm

"This guy spends too much time on the internet," they're thinking, while currently scrolling through r/shitpeoplesay

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by Tomous » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:32 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?" :lol:



What the strawberry float were you thinking :lol:

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:35 pm

I don't know :fp:

I'm known for it, I just can't stop myself blurting out stuff like this. It's like I think "it's gone a bit quiet, I know the perfect ice breaker for this meeting!" And then I'm just spouting utter bollocks and I can't stop.

2 days in to joining mad catz and I decided to tell the story of how I gooseberry fool myself at a festival once. The guys I used to work with who I'm still mates with still bring that up :lol:

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Fri Jul 24, 2020 1:51 pm

That’s brilliant! I can absolutely see how Something like that could get out of hand quickly!

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Jul 25, 2020 8:57 am

Tomous wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?" :lol:


What the strawberry float were you thinking :lol:

Oh my god :lol: I would absolutely love to be able to watch that conversation :lol:.

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by Drumstick » Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:30 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?" :lol:

What the strawberry float were you thinking :lol:

Oh my god :lol: I would absolutely love to be able to watch that conversation :lol:.

Manager: yes, so it looks like we're going to hit our KPIs, this is a good news story. Anything else?

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Ad7: TOWEL GUY mummy strawberry floaters

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by Moggy » Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:34 am

Drumstick wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?" :lol:

What the strawberry float were you thinking :lol:

Oh my god :lol: I would absolutely love to be able to watch that conversation :lol:.

Manager: yes, so it looks like we're going to hit our KPIs, this is a good news story. Anything else?

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Ad7: TOWEL GUY mummy strawberry floaters


:lol:

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:50 am

The more I imagine it, the better it gets. I like to think two of Ad's colleagues had just been through fairly interesting explanations of noteworthy people they have some sort of connection with.

Ad: "Yeah I mean it's not exactly a huge deal but I do sort of know this guy who went viral on the internet a few years ago for having an erection hidden underneath a towel. It's pretty cool really."

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Tomous » Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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by Prototype » Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:45 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:The more I imagine it, the better it gets. I like to think two of Ad's colleagues had just been through fairly interesting explanations of noteworthy people they have some sort of connection with.

Ad: "Yeah I mean it's not exactly a huge deal but I do sort of know this guy who went viral on the internet a few years ago for having an erection hidden underneath a towel. It's pretty cool really."


Still numbers 1, 2 and 3 in the image search results for "Internet pervert" :lol:

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by Drumstick » Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:47 am

:lol:

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by <]:^D » Sun Jul 26, 2020 3:40 pm

Ad :lol: :fp:

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by SillySprout » Sun Jul 26, 2020 11:09 pm

Went out and had words with one of our neighbours tonight, as he was sat in his van testing his speaker system for an hour or so. His drive is outside our front door, so we have no escape from the bass. Unfortunately, it's far from the first time. In a two bedroom house, they have crammed three couples and a child. Maybe more, it's hard to tell as they have people come and go constantly, and I mean constantly.

They are Lithuanian, so I'm not sure how much of my ranting was understood, but he looked embarrassed to be challenged and for now at least, some peace and quiet. I doubt it will last as none of our other neighbours seem to challenge them and there are so many people there, it's hard to convey a message to them all, especially as most of them don't speak English.

I hope that when we move out, somebody like a police officer moves in, maybe they'll be a bit more cautious about their behaviour then.

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by Vermilion » Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:26 pm

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:29 pm

Leaf blower bloke has been out this evening.

Has stool bloke's carbeque made an appearance again yet?

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by Vermilion » Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:31 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Has stool bloke's carbeque made an appearance again yet?


I don't think he's even there, haven't seen him at all this week and the camper van has gone.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Jenuall » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:14 pm

Probably off in Spain avin' it large, oi oi!

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:21 pm

Jenuall wrote:Probably off in Spain avin' it large, oi oi!


Ham egg and chips every single day at the British bulldog. Only the finest for stool bloke :toot:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by SillySprout » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:58 pm

Since confronting the neighbour a few days back, it's like living in a different neighbourhood. Have barely heard a sound out of them since. I'm astonished and wish I had done it sooner!

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:59 pm

SillySprout wrote:Since confronting the neighbour a few days back, it's like living in a different neighbourhood. Have barely heard a sound out of them since. I'm astonished and wish I had done it sooner!


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