The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Squinty]

I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.

[Qikz]

I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.

Was it a clown car?

[Squinty]

I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.

Was it a clown car?

Are you saying I live in a circus

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit

[Qikz]

I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.

Was it a clown car?

Are you saying I live in a circus

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit

I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car


I read this as they were all inside his car at the same time.

[Moggy]

I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.

Was it a clown car?

Are you saying I live in a circus

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit

That's not rioting, that's dogging.

[Squinty]

I was coming back from the shops and I saw a group of about 10-20 teenagers, dressed in black, harassing some guy in his car, banging and shaking it.

This better not be strawberry floating NI protocol riots in my area.

Was it a clown car?

Are you saying I live in a circus

Police were up and down the street last night. One car parked in the lay by in front of my house and stayed there for 15-20 minutes.

strawberry floating Brexit

That's not rioting, that's dogging.

That would explain the amount of dicks I seen about.

[Drumstick]

Waiting for today's Costa Woman update

[imbusydoctorwho]

The bins where emptied this morning and they didn't empty her bins today as she put the wrong stuff in it, so she sent the kids out with bags of rubbish and put them in other neighbours bins. She had a load of folks having a go at her and she said it's not her problem, all the bags of rubbish are outside her house now.

Last night a couple of her kids knocked on our door and asked if we could give them some crisps as they'd run out, we told them to go tell their mother to buy them. Anyway the old guy next door gave the kids some money and they ran off. Turned out they asked a load of neighbours last night and they made about £30 out of it.

[Prototype]

Sure

[imbusydoctorwho]

I'm not making this gooseberry fool up, I'm bloody fed up living here. Hopefully we'll have the house up for sale later in the year and finally get away

Here's some rubbish I had in my front garden a few weeks ago

[Moggy]

I'm not making this gooseberry fool up, I'm bloody fed up living here. Hopefully we'll have the house up for sale later in the year and finally get away

Here's some rubbish I had in my front garden a few weeks ago

Fags, KFC and crisps

[Victor Mildew]

The dogshit bag is a nice touch

[Vermilion]

Fags, KFC and crisps

The three most important food groups!

[JCDenton]

I'm not making this gooseberry fool up, I'm bloody fed up living here. Hopefully we'll have the house up for sale later in the year and finally get away

Here's some rubbish I had in my front garden a few weeks ago

Sure

[Zilnad]

Looks like a shot from a 90's sitcom with all that bloom.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Now I really want a KFC .

[JCDenton]

You can have this soy food.

[DarkRula]

Sounds like a real nightmare to have to deal with. Hopefully you can get moving, and fast.

I'm kinda thankful that living here for 20 years has seen very few problems. There is a house available, though, but I doubt there'll be any trouble with whoever moves in.

[rinks]

My neighbour has just been strawberry floating his dog up the ass in the middle of the street, while his wife frigged herself and their son filmed it. Then they had a Nando’s delivered, and sodomised the delivery driver with a chicken leg, before asking me to tip him.

[Zilnad]

Not gonna lie, reading that gave me a semi.