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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 2:03 pm
by kazanova_Frankenstein
I will settle down then!

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:43 pm
by Green Gecko
I wasn't referencing that at all. I just thought Imrahill's observation was valid regardless of where he picked up on the word. :toot:

Sometimes someone says things and someone else just spills out about that thing regardless of its context. I do this all the time at the bewilderment of most people.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 4:29 pm
by Outrunner
The word 'asocial' doesn't get used enough. My therapist from years ago corrected me when I kept referring to myself as anti-social.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 4:44 pm
by rinks
I guess I'm monosocial.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 4:51 pm
by Barnsy!
rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.


I hear those things are awfully loud

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:04 pm
by rinks
It’s OK though - you’re unlikely to come across a monosocial gang.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:17 pm
by Knoyleo
rinks wrote:It’s OK though - you’re unlikely to come across a monosocial gang.

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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:19 pm
by Qikz
Barnsy! wrote:
rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.


I hear those things are awfully loud


Glides as softly as a cloud.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:27 pm
by Barnsy!
Qikz wrote:
Barnsy! wrote:
rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.


I hear those things are awfully loud


Glides as softly as a cloud.


What about those brain dead slobs

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:29 pm
by RetroCora
Barnsy! wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Barnsy! wrote:
rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.


I hear those things are awfully loud


Glides as softly as a cloud.


What about those brain dead slobs


You’ll be given cushy jobs!

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:33 pm
by Green Gecko
I'm an atypical non-social node in a network of human impulses.

Basically a total synaptic disaster.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:58 pm
by Vermilion
RetroCora wrote:
Barnsy! wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Barnsy! wrote:
rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.


I hear those things are awfully loud


Glides as softly as a cloud.


What about those brain dead slobs


You’ll be given cushy jobs!


The ring came off my pudding can.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:10 pm
by Qikz
Vermilion wrote:
RetroCora wrote:
Barnsy! wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Barnsy! wrote:
rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.


I hear those things are awfully loud


Glides as softly as a cloud.


What about those brain dead slobs


You’ll be given cushy jobs!


The ring came off my pudding can.


Take my pen knife my good man.
I swear it's GRcade's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:37 pm
by Tsunade
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monoraiiiiilllll!

Mono... Doh!

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:43 am
by Drumstick
Friendly neighbourhood liaison officer Drumstick made an appearance last night. :toot:

We moved in January to a small cul-de-sac. One person in the close, a young lad, is partial to a few spliffs each day which normally we only get a faint whiff of as his house is about 30 yards away from our houses. Last night, however, we got a phone call from our next-door neighbour about it as it was apparently stronger than normal and stinking out the entire cul-de-sac. I stepped outside and I gooseberry fool you not, never have I ever smelled weed so potent. My wife is 7 months pregnant and the neighbour's daughter also has a heart condition so I was asked to go and have a chat with the lad. A police officer that is at least 6'4'' and very well built lives two doors along so a little confused why I got tasked with this :lol:

Anyway, went and had a chat with him and he was cool about it.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:04 am
by Dual
Narc.

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:08 am
by rinks
Maybe they thought the cop would be obliged to make things more official. Plus you evidently look like you’re down with the youth. So, did he share?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:09 am
by Tsunade
Someone was looking at the flat across from me yesterday. New neighbour imminent

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:49 am
by KingK
Drumstick wrote:Friendly neighbourhood liaison officer Drumstick made an appearance last night. :toot:

We moved in January to a small cul-de-sac. One person in the close, a young lad, is partial to a few spliffs each day which normally we only get a faint whiff of as his house is about 30 yards away from our houses. Last night, however, we got a phone call from our next-door neighbour about it as it was apparently stronger than normal and stinking out the entire cul-de-sac. I stepped outside and I gooseberry fool you not, never have I ever smelled weed so potent. My wife is 7 months pregnant and the neighbour's daughter also has a heart condition so I was asked to go and have a chat with the lad. A police officer that is at least 6'4'' and very well built lives two doors along so a little confused why I got tasked with this :lol:

Anyway, went and had a chat with him and he was cool about it.

Did he share one with you?

Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:53 am
by Stugene
Drumstick wrote:Friendly neighbourhood liaison officer Drumstick made an appearance last night. :toot:

We moved in January to a small cul-de-sac. One person in the close, a young lad, is partial to a few spliffs each day which normally we only get a faint whiff of as his house is about 30 yards away from our houses. Last night, however, we got a phone call from our next-door neighbour about it as it was apparently stronger than normal and stinking out the entire cul-de-sac. I stepped outside and I gooseberry fool you not, never have I ever smelled weed so potent. My wife is 7 months pregnant and the neighbour's daughter also has a heart condition so I was asked to go and have a chat with the lad. A police officer that is at least 6'4'' and very well built lives two doors along so a little confused why I got tasked with this :lol:

Anyway, went and had a chat with him and he was cool about it.

[drumstick knocks on his neighbours door wearing an oversize M&S tshirt that says "Fresh!" on it, his waterproof hiking shorts and a sideways Waitrose Luncheon Club cap]
"What's popping my g-unit? any chance of a few less bifters in the 'de-sac my main homie?"
[thinks - 'that's not "youth enough"... lets see']
got that sensi puff cloud covering a smog pon the road and it's making a few rasclats get upset, seen?