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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 2:03 pm
by kazanova_Frankenstein
I will settle down then!
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:43 pm
by Green Gecko
I wasn't referencing that at all. I just thought Imrahill's observation was valid regardless of where he picked up on the word.
Sometimes someone says things and someone else just spills out about that thing regardless of its context. I do this all the time at the bewilderment of most people.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 4:29 pm
by Outrunner
The word 'asocial' doesn't get used enough. My therapist from years ago corrected me when I kept referring to myself as anti-social.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 4:44 pm
by rinks
I guess I'm monosocial.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 4:51 pm
by Barnsy!
rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.
I hear those things are awfully loud
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:04 pm
by rinks
It’s OK though - you’re unlikely to come across a monosocial gang.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:17 pm
by Knoyleo
rinks wrote:It’s OK though - you’re unlikely to come across a monosocial gang.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:19 pm
by Qikz
Barnsy! wrote:rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.
I hear those things are awfully loud
Glides as softly as a cloud.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:27 pm
by Barnsy!
Qikz wrote:Barnsy! wrote:rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.
I hear those things are awfully loud
Glides as softly as a cloud.
What about those brain dead slobs
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:29 pm
by RetroCora
Barnsy! wrote:Qikz wrote:Barnsy! wrote:rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.
I hear those things are awfully loud
Glides as softly as a cloud.
What about those brain dead slobs
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:33 pm
by Green Gecko
I'm an atypical non-social node in a network of human impulses.
Basically a total synaptic disaster.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:58 pm
by Vermilion
RetroCora wrote:Barnsy! wrote:Qikz wrote:Barnsy! wrote:rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.
I hear those things are awfully loud
Glides as softly as a cloud.
What about those brain dead slobs
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
The ring came off my pudding can.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:10 pm
by Qikz
Vermilion wrote:RetroCora wrote:Barnsy! wrote:Qikz wrote:Barnsy! wrote:rinks wrote:I guess I'm monosocial.
I hear those things are awfully loud
Glides as softly as a cloud.
What about those brain dead slobs
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife my good man.
I swear it's GRcade's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:37 pm
by Tsunade
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monoraiiiiilllll!
Mono... Doh!
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:43 am
by Drumstick
Friendly neighbourhood liaison officer Drumstick made an appearance last night.
We moved in January to a small cul-de-sac. One person in the close, a young lad, is partial to a few spliffs each day which normally we only get a faint whiff of as his house is about 30 yards away from our houses. Last night, however, we got a phone call from our next-door neighbour about it as it was apparently stronger than normal and stinking out the entire cul-de-sac. I stepped outside and I gooseberry fool you not, never have I ever smelled weed so potent. My wife is 7 months pregnant and the neighbour's daughter also has a heart condition so I was asked to go and have a chat with the lad. A police officer that is at least 6'4'' and very well built lives two doors along so a little confused why I got tasked with this
Anyway, went and had a chat with him and he was cool about it.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:04 am
by Dual
Narc.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:08 am
by rinks
Maybe they thought the cop would be obliged to make things more official. Plus you evidently look like you’re down with the youth. So, did he share?
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:09 am
by Tsunade
Someone was looking at the flat across from me yesterday. New neighbour imminent
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:49 am
by KingK
Drumstick wrote:Friendly neighbourhood liaison officer Drumstick made an appearance last night.
We moved in January to a small cul-de-sac. One person in the close, a young lad, is partial to a few spliffs each day which normally we only get a faint whiff of as his house is about 30 yards away from our houses. Last night, however, we got a phone call from our next-door neighbour about it as it was apparently stronger than normal and stinking out the entire cul-de-sac. I stepped outside and I gooseberry fool you not, never have I ever smelled weed so potent. My wife is 7 months pregnant and the neighbour's daughter also has a heart condition so I was asked to go and have a chat with the lad. A police officer that is at least 6'4'' and very well built lives two doors along so a little confused why I got tasked with this
Anyway, went and had a chat with him and he was cool about it.
Did he share one with you?
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:53 am
by Stugene
Drumstick wrote:Friendly neighbourhood liaison officer Drumstick made an appearance last night.
We moved in January to a small cul-de-sac. One person in the close, a young lad, is partial to a few spliffs each day which normally we only get a faint whiff of as his house is about 30 yards away from our houses. Last night, however, we got a phone call from our next-door neighbour about it as it was apparently stronger than normal and stinking out the entire cul-de-sac. I stepped outside and I gooseberry fool you not, never have I ever smelled weed so potent. My wife is 7 months pregnant and the neighbour's daughter also has a heart condition so I was asked to go and have a chat with the lad. A police officer that is at least 6'4'' and very well built lives two doors along so a little confused why I got tasked with this
Anyway, went and had a chat with him and he was cool about it.
[
drumstick knocks on his neighbours door wearing an oversize M&S tshirt that says "Fresh!" on it, his waterproof hiking shorts and a sideways Waitrose Luncheon Club cap]
"What's popping my g-unit? any chance of a few less bifters in the 'de-sac my main homie?"
[
thinks - 'that's not "youth enough"... lets see']got that sensi puff cloud covering a smog pon the road and it's making a few rasclats get upset, seen?