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My sympathies also go out to whoever has to put up with this prick next.

It does sound like it has escalated to 100% levels of zero-fuck-ism and ASB. Hope you get some kind of result soon jawa.

jawafour wrote: Edit: He is literally shouting and whooping endlessly; I'm pretty convinced he has some form of mental challenge.

strawberry floating made me laugh while waiting in the bank

Just got back.from the garden centre, decided to sit out in the garden, absolute beautiful peace andHEY GUYS IT'S PRESSURE WASH THE PATIO NEXT DOOR TIME WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*pause*

I guess it's time for you to start plotting their demise.

It'll be sunny tomorrow.

Perfect for cutting the grass with a strimmer. Or having a bonfire.

Ad7 wrote:Just got back.from the garden centre, decided to sit out in the garden, absolute beautiful peace andHEY GUYS IT'S PRESSURE WASH THE PATIO NEXT DOOR TIME WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The guy who owns the house next to mine pressure washed his car almost every Saturday and Sunday last summer. Most weekends the car never left his drive. More bemusing than annoying.

yeah theres this family down the road from me that own two - admittedly very nice - BMWs and theyre full on cleaning and hoovering them with pressure washers and car-hoovers every Saturday

Green Gecko wrote:...Hope you get some kind of result soon jawa.

Thanks, man.

LewisD wrote:strawberry floating made me laugh while waiting in the bank

. Sometimes I gotta laugh just to dull the frustration.

<]:^D wrote:yeah theres this family down the road from me that own two - admittedly very nice - BMWs and theyre full on cleaning and hoovering them with pressure washers and car-hoovers every Saturday

It begs the question - what the strawberry float are they doing to them in the week? You do not need to clean a car every week.

What if you just really, really, REALLY like it?

The people joined to the other side of me (not the one who deserves liquid crap through his letterbox) look to be packing up and preparing to leave.

I suspect they'll soon be replaced by another set of door slammers.

South African is getting really racist in the garden right now talking to his Indian housemate.

“No such thing as a moderate Muslim. These strawberry floaters exist to wipe us out if they keep breeding like rabbits...I know where he lives too...This country is PC strawberry floating sick. PC mad.”

That sure came out of nowhere.

Stool bloke has vanished today! Either the novichok worked or his stool broke.

Still had the usual feral brats riding around the street on scooters making as much din as possible though, if this was Syria they'd have been sniped by now.

We and our nice attached neighbours have been out in our respective gardens all day, almost silently lying in the sun, dozing, enjoying it.

Then the chav neighbours to the other side came back. Straight away a football was being kicked against the side of their house (what is it with thick people and football?), they are incapable of talking to each other normally, everything is raised voices, or their favourite of communicating through open windows like a scummy version of the Waltons.

DO YOU WANT A BEER?

WHAT.?

DO YOU WANT A BEER?

WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

Just talk to each other face to face ffs

OH and the rat of a dog is endlessly yapping.

YAPYAYAYAYAPAPAPAPAPA

LILLIEEEEE

YAPYAPYAPAPAPAPA

LILLIEEEEEEEEEEE

YAPYAPYAPYAYAYAYPAPPAPAPAAPAAAA

....LILLIEEEEEEEEE

FOR CHRIST SAKE JUST GO AND GET IT AND TELL IT TO SHUT UP ARGHHH

There's a yappy dog at Number 3 in my street (stool bloke's immediate neighbour), i only hear it during the summer months when my window is open but it is relentless.

YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP!!!!!

It's still not as bad as the one i'm joined on to though.

Vermilion wrote:Stool bloke has vanished today!...

. I felt as if we were just getting to know him, too. I guess at least he was quiet?

Ad7 wrote:...Then the chav neighbours to the other side came back...

It's amazing - no matter where we choose to live, there always seems to be "problem" neighbours within a short distance. I wish we could have a distance of one mile between houses. Even then you'd probably get some oaf setup a stage with a yapping dog connected to loudspeakers or something.

This thread is hilariously Middle England in places