The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[kazanova_Frankenstein]

what have i done

You've started the Great GRcade Sexual Awakening™

Looks like the water for the testicles was not warm enough

[Moggy]

jesus christ

He was more into nails in his wood.

[Qikz]

Moan about your neighbours has taken on a whole new meaning

[Vermilion]

What the gooseberry fool is this?

[kazanova_Frankenstein]

jesus christ

He was more into nails in his wood.

Too soon.

[Victor Mildew]

[Prototype]

STILL NO WASHING MACHINE ACTIVITY

[Moggy]

STILL NO WASHING MACHINE ACTIVITY

To be fair, it sounds like he had already done his washing for the entire year.

[Zilnad]

STILL NO WASHING MACHINE ACTIVITY

He's washing his clothes using his own tears. You monster.

[Prototype]

STILL NO WASHING MACHINE ACTIVITY

To be fair, it sounds like he had already done his washing for the entire year.

STILL NO WASHING MACHINE ACTIVITY

He's washing his clothes using his own tears. You monster.

I've heard him walking about. Assuming he's had to resort to more "analog" methods of pleasure.

[Prototype]

Washing machine back in use. Once a day... heavily reduced noise and hasn't been on after 7pm.

A result i'd say. Will be sure to thank him the next time i see him.

A rare W in a neighbour dispute.

[Victor Mildew]

[Squinty]

Poor man has probably been running around in soiled underpants since you had a word with him

[jawa_]

Prototype won't let his neighbours wash their clothes :-(.

The next step will be setting sanctions on "walking around", too.

[Victor Mildew]

The car parking situation around here

Go out to exercise this morning and have to take to the road at several points because everyone like to put their cars up on the pavement. I swear the house down the road that had 6 cars now has even more, it's just strawberry floating ridiculous.

Came home from work on Monday and bin bint's mum is sat in her car parked directly opposite our drive (rather than on the EMPTY DRIVEWAY THEY HAVE) making it really tough to park easily, so I purposefully drove right at the front of her car and waited until the last possible moment to make my turn.

The other day I came home to park and there was a delivery van moving down the road so I stopped there to allow it to pass. As I did so, bin bint arrived behind me and seeing I was there just parked on her driveway like she NEVER normally does. Next day she's parked outside her house, driveway empty and opposite our drive as per bloody usual. Lazy strawberry floater really can't be arsed with using the drive and walking up a fee steps.

RANT OVER PSML X

[Zilnad]

No idea where this came from but I always thought Ad lived in a cottage in the middle of nowhere.

[Victor Mildew]

I wish!

[Cheeky Devlin]

The car parking situation around here

Go out to exercise this morning and have to take to the road at several points because everyone like to put their cars up on the pavement. I swear the house down the road that had 6 cars now has even more, it's just strawberry floating ridiculous.

Came home from work on Monday and bin bint's mum is sat in her car parked directly opposite our drive (rather than on the EMPTY DRIVEWAY THEY HAVE) making it really tough to park easily, so I purposefully drove right at the front of her car and waited until the last possible moment to make my turn.

The other day I came home to park and there was a delivery van moving down the road so I stopped there to allow it to pass. As I did so, bin bint arrived behind me and seeing I was there just parked on her driveway like she NEVER normally does. Next day she's parked outside her house, driveway empty and opposite our drive as per bloody usual. Lazy strawberry floater really can't be arsed with using the drive and walking up a fee steps.

RANT OVER PSML X

I don't know if it's a Scotland thing, but local councils up here have recently been given the power to ticket people parking on pavements. Its up to each individual council if and where they enforce it, but I know Glasgow City Council have been putting out flyers telling people that it's coming. Can't say I blame them. It'll be a nice source or revenue for them, especially given the current state most councils are in money wise.

[Moggy]

No idea where this came from but I always thought Ad lived in a cottage in the middle of nowhere.

Easy mistake to make, but he's not actually the unabomber.

[Victor Mildew]

No idea where this came from but I always thought Ad lived in a cottage in the middle of nowhere.

Easy mistake to make, but he's not actually the unabomber.

I like to eat my cake and have it too