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Posted: **Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:50 pm**

Jenuall wrote:What are stool blokes living arrangements Vermilion? Is he married or single? Does he have kids?

Married to a polish woman, and his kids are just left to go feral (they join the larger pack like a bunch of dogs) like all the others up here.

Jenuall wrote:He doesn't look old enough to be retired or anything so you think he would have something else to do beyond just sitting with his cup of tea and precious rugby ball all day!

As i type this, he's sat in the same position as in the pic, but with a radio blaring.

Cuttooth wrote:Maybe he likes to make a log of all his neighbours' movements.

The way he watches as you walk in and out of the street, i'm beginning to think you might be correct.

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:35 pm**

I need picture updates of this guy every day. I imagine he always wears the same clothes.

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:37 pm**

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I need picture updates of this guy every day. I imagine he always wears the same clothes.

This. It's one of my favourite ongoing plots on the forum at the moment (just behind OB's workplace).

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:44 pm**

Yeah I agree, it needs it's own thread to track each day too I think.

Posted: **Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:01 pm**

Vermilion wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:Maybe he likes to make a log of all his neighbours' movements.

The way he watches as you walk in and out of the street, i'm beginning to think you might be correct.

I imagine him posting on a camper van forum about the guy across the street staring through his curtains

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:48 am**

Yesterday, he spent the full day sat there as per usual, though at one point, got up, started the camper van for 10 seconds, then stopped it and sat back down once the street was full of fumes.

Last night though, stool bloke was the least of my concerns, the douchebag next door sodded off and left his dog to howl again, it was echoing around the entire street and as always, the sodding mutt was doing it right up against my wall!

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:27 pm**

We need a picture update of the legend that is Stool Bloke.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:42 pm**

I'll try to get one at some point, no guarantees though as getting one without being seen is tricky.

Was sat there in his seat earlier with his shirt off, there was blubber everywhere.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:42 pm**

He is a hero.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:49 pm**

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:He is a hero.

He really is. A bona fide GR legend.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:29 pm**

Stool LAD.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:19 pm**

No sign of stool bloke today, but as i was heading out earlier, i saw the woman in no.3 vacuuming her lawn (had i not been going out, i would have grabbed my camera to get a pic as it was pure gold!).

Haven't seen anyone actually do that since i was a kid.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:33 pm**

It's like Tranquility Lane from Fallout 3 but worse

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:45 pm**

You should discreetly stick a video camera in your window vermy so we can see the madness of your street for ourselves!

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:58 pm**

Apparently the house opposite is having some work done on their front garden, but instead of having materials delivered in their property, they've had a load of dirt dumped directly on the pavement totally blocking it. No tarp or anything, just a mound of dirt

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:01 pm**

Ad7 wrote:Apparently the house opposite is having some work done on their front garden, but instead of having materials delivered in their property, they've had a load of dirt dumped directly on the pavement totally blocking it. No tarp or anything, just a mound of dirt

Free dirt for everyone! \o/

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:02 pm**

Public property. Help yourself to some premium dirt.

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:27 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:16 pm**

jawafour wrote:...In my flats, a block of wood roughly seven foot high by two foot wide has been left just inside the main entrance door. It seems a fair bet to say that someone living in our block has put it there but, despite a polite note being placed on the item and then letters issued to residents, no-one is owning up to having put it there. So, collectively, we'll have to pay to get it removed.

What kind of strawberry-floater would dump something like that in the place that they live and then ignore requests to remove it? .

Prepare yourselves for a massive shock... it's neighbour-bloke :fp:

. Just seen him loading some wood of exactly the same type into a van. I dunno if the original block is still there or if it has been removed; will check later.

Neighbour-bloke gonna neighbour-bloke.

Posted: **Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:35 pm**

Vermilion wrote:I'll try to get one at some point, no guarantees though as getting one without being seen is tricky.

Was sat there in his seat earlier with his shirt off, there was blubber everywhere.

strawberry float em. Take a photo if you want...if he sees you then it might give him a hint that's he a tool.

Actually, is it illegal to take a photo of someone on their own property?

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