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Please can we have his address so we can post him one.

October

brilliant
please somebody make this an ss present

It needs to be soaked in diesel for dat authentic vw fume smell.

Our neighbours keep slamming their front door, and it's doing my strawberry floating nut in. They seem to be going in and out of their house every 10 minutes or so, at all hours of the day. What the strawberry float are these people doing? Why can't they just be normal and get in from work and then stay in their house? How many times does anyone need to open their front door? It's as puzzling as it is annoying.

Very tempted to enter the awkward zone and confront them about it, but the wife worries about poisoning the well. Aside from the door slamming they're quite pleasant and are good for a casual "oh hello" greeting when we cross paths, but for some reason they seem obsessed with seeing how loudly they can enter and exit their strawberry floating house.

I find that in general, the majority of people are oblivious to how loud and inconsiderate they are, such a lack of self-awareness.

Vermilion wrote:...Get yer Official Stool Bloke Calendar 2019 right here!...

That's incredible, Vermilion! .

My favourite is March... the shades, the expression, the American football, the teacup and saucer... the man is a BOSS!

Vermilion wrote:*SPECIAL OFFER!!!*

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"Featuring Stool Gran"? What is this Bullshit!?

I signed up for a Stool Bloke calendar, none of this Gran bollocks! I want pure, unadulterated Bloke from January to December and will accept nothing less!

Can't even get a calendar with a clear 12 months of voyeuristic bloke pictures these days without a bloody woman having to be shoe-horned in. It's PC gone mad!

Preezy wrote:Our neighbours keep slamming their front door, and it's doing my strawberry floating nut in. They seem to be going in and out of their house every 10 minutes or so, at all hours of the day. What the strawberry float are these people doing? Why can't they just be normal and get in from work and then stay in their house? How many times does anyone need to open their front door? It's as puzzling as it is annoying.

Very tempted to enter the awkward zone and confront them about it, but the wife worries about poisoning the well. Aside from the door slamming they're quite pleasant and are good for a casual "oh hello" greeting when we cross paths, but for some reason they seem obsessed with seeing how loudly they can enter and exit their strawberry floating house.

I find that in general, the majority of people are oblivious to how loud and inconsiderate they are, such a lack of self-awareness.

buy a 'door quieten-er' kit on amazon and have it delivered to their house

<]:^D wrote:brilliant
please somebody make this an ss present

Vermilion is definitely getting SB themed gifts for SS this year.

Moggy wrote:

<]:^D wrote:brilliant
please somebody make this an ss present

Vermilion is definitely getting SB themed gifts for SS this year.

This year on the Crystal Maze

Lagamorph wrote:

Moggy wrote:

<]:^D wrote:brilliant
please somebody make this an ss present

Vermilion is definitely getting SB themed gifts for SS this year.

This year on the Crystal Maze

You’re getting a whole bucket of mayo this time.

Im taking part in secret Santa this year purely on the chance I get him and I can bring the secret banta OI OIIIII

Preezy wrote:Our neighbours keep slamming their front door, and it's doing my strawberry floating nut in. They seem to be going in and out of their house every 10 minutes or so, at all hours of the day. What the strawberry float are these people doing? Why can't they just be normal and get in from work and then stay in their house? How many times does anyone need to open their front door? It's as puzzling as it is annoying.

Before they moved out, the couple next to me (not the Jeremy Kyle reject degenerate, but the house joined to me on the other side) were some of the worst door slammers you can imagine, i don't think they even knew how to close a door properly, it was just constant slamming all day and night, and every time it would shake the entire room.

Thank god they buggered off.

February Stool Gran for a bit of steamy Valentine's Day action .

I wonder what would happen if SB found out about this and logged a harassment case with the police...

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:February Stool Gran for a bit of steamy Valentine's Day action .

She was included just for you.

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I wonder what would happen if SB found out about this and logged a harassment case with the police...

I'd use the Shaggy defence.

Vermilion wrote:*SPECIAL OFFER!!!*

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Vermy you genius. I'm going to print one off for my brother for christmas who has no clue who stool bloke is.