The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[jawafour]

Dual .

[Victor Mildew]

omg Dual youve outdone yourself this time

Name change to Stual Bloke plz

[Jenuall]

Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening!

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!"

[Balladeer]

My landlady does that too. Don’t really feel I can say anything, it’s her house - but still.

[Vermilion]

Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening!

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!"

Some in my street are still using hose pipes to wash their cars, and i suspect they'll continue to do so until the taps dry up.

[Moggy]

Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening!

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!"

Some in my street are still using hose pipes to wash their cars, and i suspect they'll continue to do so until the taps dry up.

I bet stool bloke has a massive hose.

[Jenuall]

Despite the fact that we have had essentially no rain for two months and the water company have issued several warnings about water shortages my next door neighbour still feels perfectly happy to leave her strawberry floating sprinkler going for ages every single evening!

The grass is not going to strawberry floating die from getting a bit dry, have some perspective you entitled twonk! I just don't get the mindset of people who know that there is limited water available and have been warned about conserving as much as possible, but just think to themselves "nah, strawberry float that imma do what i strawberry floating like!"

Some in my street are still using hose pipes to wash their cars, and i suspect they'll continue to do so until the taps dry up.

I bet stool bloke has a massive hose.

Stool bloke does have that look of contentedness about him that can only come from being confident in the size of one's hose.

There's two blokes across the way from us who both wash their cars with hoses at least twice a week. Plonkers.

The one guy works with cars, he's like a motor racing mechanic in some capacity, and he's out there almost every day fiddling about under the hood of some car or other - get a workshop FFS!

[Balladeer]

Perhaps it just comes from having big stools...?

[Drumstick]

The relentless car washing really aggravates me, my old neighbour was terrible for it. It's just so totally unnecessary. Wash your car once a week, fine. Washing it several times a week is just... Do you really not have anything better to do at all?

I would wake up on Saturday morning, look out the front window to see him washing his BMW. Wake up Sunday morning and he's at it AGAIN despite the car not having left the drive since he washed it the day before!

[Victor Mildew]

Wear it with pride lads.



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[Vermilion]

Wear it with pride lads.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Are we adding these badges to the merchandise shop?

[Errkal]

Are we adding these badges to the merchandise shop?

What do you think GG?

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[Green Gecko]

Well, if I can find an affordable badge press.. I could do it break even just for you guys.

However, it would probably be cooler to make an official T or sticker or something so I can slowly crawl my way out of a net loss one day

[Tsunade]

Wear it with pride lads.



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You've made me cry with laughter. I want 12

[KK]

The relentless car washing really aggravates me, my old neighbour was terrible for it. It's just so totally unnecessary. Wash your car once a week, fine. Washing it several times a week is just... Do you really not have anything better to do at all?

I would wake up on Saturday morning, look out the front window to see him washing his BMW. Wake up Sunday morning and he's at it AGAIN despite the car not having left the drive since he washed it the day before!

My road is full of nice cars (BMW, Audi, Kia and Mini's mainly) and I've never once seen my neighbours physically wash any of them. They always look clean though, so I presume they're either doing it during the dead of night like dogging or the supermarket car washes are actually pretty good these days. That and they're 4x4s, so naturally have never been off road either.

[Vermilion]

*Stool Bloke Update*



Was playing with his phone, must be looking on amazon for a replacement stool after getting fed up with his chair.

He really does act like he's the neighbourhood warden, i'm surprised i don't have to show him a pass in order to get in and out of the street.

[shadow202]

Why does he sit with the rugby ball all the time, I mean does he have any kids that he throws it about for or anything?

[Victor Mildew]

Amazing. He's got a strawberry floating vw camper mug, of course he has. Also has the classic shave "place in america" primark t-shirt.

[Vermilion]

I mean does he have any kids that he throws it about for or anything?

He seems to have little interest in his kids, Mrs Stool Bloke is usually the one who's sorting them out (when they're not going feral anyways).