The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Jenuall]

Lmao Yule bloke

It is genius

Praying for some sort of lawn nativity scene from him

It only counts if he has handmade the nativity scene.

He needs a scene that plays out the key events - Mary and Joseph driving up to Bethlehem in a VW camper, Mary setting up position on a comfy stool to push the baby Jesus out, the shepherds following the billowing smoke signs from the VW to lead them to the miracle baby...

[Vermilion]

Yule Bloke has been largely awol lately, only had the odd brief glimpse and so far there's no decorations up.

It's getting annoying.

[Moggy]

Yule Bloke has been largely awol lately, only had the odd brief glimpse and so far there's no decorations up.

It's getting annoying.

Maybe Stool Gran killed him?

[Oblomov Boblomov]

He's busy guys, you'll see him later on this month if you truly believe in him in your heart .

[Victor Mildew]

Every time a bell rings, stool bloke gets his chicken wings

[Tsunade]

Every time a VW camper toots it's horn, stool bloke gets his chicken wings

[Qikz]

Every time a VW camper toots it's horn, stool bloke gets his chicken wings

[RichardUK]

Someone should make a stool bloke song to the tune of the Adams family “Stool Bloke Family”

[Victor Mildew]

Someone should make a stool bloke song to the tune of the Adams family “Stool Bloke Family”

They're nosey and they're hazy
Lethargic and a crazy,
They're altogether lazy,
The Stool bloke Family.

Their garage a museum
When Stool gran comes to see 'em
You've really to see 'em
The Stool bloke Family.

[snap twice]
(A Camper)
[snap twice]
(A van)
[snap twice]
(What a man)

So get a cup of tea on
A nice stool you can perch on
We're gonna take a snap of
The Stool bloke Famiiìiiiiìiily.

[Prototype]

My neighbours run a tumble dryer for at least 2 hours a day and it vibrates through my entire flat.

[Slayerx]

What if stool bloke it actually stool grinch?!

[Vermilion]

We have lights people! Didn't see them go up though as it happened when i was in town.

[Balladeer]

Yule Bloke Phase 1.

Phase 2: turning them on.

[Victor Mildew]

Pretty disappointed he's not gone full Christmas from December the 1st. Maybe he's not the man we all thought he was

[Moggy]

Pretty disappointed he's not gone full Christmas from December the 1st. Maybe he's not the man we all thought he was

It’s so disappointing. Maybe it is our mistake for raising him to Godhood? He just couldn’t ever live up to the expectations we set for our deity.

[Victor Mildew]

*takes down stool bloke calendar*

[Vermilion]

I think the weather has played a part, he might have been more compliant had it been dry and frosty.

Nothing else has popped up yet either.

[RichardUK]

He needs these to redeem himself

https://www.glow.co.uk/red-camper-van-s ... DAQAvD_BwE

https://pod66.com/products/official-vol ... 2307842095

Or even better do this

[K]

This dude moved into the room next to mine about a month ago and it feels like all he does outside of work is yell down the phone or sing karaoke by himself until the wee hours of the morning. Every. Single. day. I keep going to sleep to him yelling down the phone only to be woken up at 8am the next day by the same thing.

Dude’s yelling in Tagalog so I can’t even figure out what he’s yelling about.

[Victor Mildew]

My neighbours still have the remnants of their bonfire night firework display in the middle of their lawn. The rocket launch sticks, boxes of spent fireworks etc