The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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Rex Kramer
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Rex Kramer » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:47 am

Munich is lovely, though I can imagine it's intolerable during Oktoberfest. Looks really pricey as well.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:47 am

RichardYuleK wrote:I enjoy the peace and quiet of the countryside


Where i live is semi-rural, but it certainly ain't peaceful.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by RichardUK » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:15 pm

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Rocsteady » Fri Dec 21, 2018 10:39 pm

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:Not so much a neighbour but I couldn’t think of anywhere else to post this so here goes. I live in a shared house and one of the other tenants is really getting on my wick at the minute.

There are a few problems not least of all he’s always cooking. Morning, noon and night cooking. If ever want to cook a meal it doesn’t seem to matter what time of day it is I need to wait for him to clear out of the kitchen.

Then there’s the fact he doesn’t seem to grasp the function of a draining board. Instead of putting them away in a cupboard (which we have bloody loads of) he seems to think the draining board is where you store your pots and pans etc. So whenever I come to wash up I have to shift all of his gear. You’d think he’d take the hint what with me regularly moving his stuff but no it just doesn’t sink in.

The big one however is the state he leaves the kitchen in. We’re all adults so surely cleaning up after yourself in a shared house should be obvious but it’s getting ridiculous. There are spillages not being cleaned up, food waste on the floor, the bin not being emptied etc. We have a cleaner but she only come once a week so you get maybe a few hours a week where the place is spotless before he hits the kitchen again.

He only recently moved to this country and I know this is the first time he’s lived away from home but surely he must have some basic grasp of etiquette and courtesy.

Also, yes I realise that last bit sounds a little “I’m not racist but...” but strawberry float it.

EDIT: Oh, and he burps all the time without saying “excuse me”.

Tell him politely to clean up his gooseberry fool man.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:55 pm

Just had a couple of drivers on mopeds speed into the property grounds and rip off a cover from a resident's motorbike. They've been before; they're motorbike thieves seeking out potential targets. I got one of the registration plates and logged the info anonymously with Crimestoppers.

Getting a bit sick of just how much crime and moronic people there are in my neck of the woods (London suburbs). Property is now highly priced - even though the housing and area is certainly nothing special - but there seems to be more and more crime and anti-social people.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Vermilion » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:45 pm

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The completed reindeer has finally been put on display.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Clarkman » Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:35 pm

Vermi-Claus wrote:Image

The completed reindeer has finally been put on display.

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It is everything we could have hoped for :wub:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Dec 22, 2018 4:19 pm

That is magnificent :lol:

Our Lord and Saviour :wub:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Jenuall » Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:59 pm

Reindeer is a triumph. :toot:

But look at the state of that tree! :dread:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Moggy » Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:02 pm

Vermi-Claus wrote:Image

The completed reindeer has finally been put on display.

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:lol:

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Victor Mildew
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:27 pm

Vermi-Claus wrote:Image

The completed reindeer has finally been put on display.

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:lol:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Dual » Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:31 pm

Beautiful

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Nibble » Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:39 pm

I don't think it's hyperbolic to suggest that we may just have identified the location for the Second Coming.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Tsunade » Sat Dec 22, 2018 11:23 pm

Best stool deer ever

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by PaperMacheMario » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:08 am

I strawberry floating love Stool Bloke. :lol: :wub:

HSH28 wrote:Sounds what you really need is a sense of humour.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by <]:^D » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:02 am

he is a legend

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Lagamorph » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:30 am


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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by jawafour » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:18 pm

My parents are visting in a bit and I was a bit "tense" as neighbours have been playing music / "singing" / TV at high volume... but they've all just gone off in their car. Whoop! Strawberry-floatin' YES!

Edit: And the newer moronic neigbours (the ones dumping rubbish and smoking dope) are out too... and no motorcycle thieves have been on-site today! Yeaaaah!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by Victor Mildew » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:31 pm

plot twist: IT WAS YOUR PARENTS ALL ALONG!

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread
by pjbetman » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:51 pm

jawafour wrote:My parents are visting in a bit and I was a bit "tense" as neighbours have been playing music / "singing" / TV at high volume... but they've all just gone off in their car. Whoop! Strawberry-floatin' YES!

Edit: And the newer moronic neigbours (the ones dumping rubbish and smoking dope) are out too... and no motorcycle thieves have been on-site today! Yeaaaah!



Remind me Jawa, do you own your flat?


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