The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[RichardUK]

*Stool Bloke Update*

The cracker hat's gone and he's put some clothes on, looks like Yule Bloke has become regular Stool Bloke again.

Did he see in the new year sat on the driveway?

[Vermi Claus]

Did he see in the new year sat on the driveway?

Didn't think to look.

[Errkal]

Did he see in the new year sat on the driveway?

Didn't think to look.

You had one job....

[Partridge Iciclebubbles]

Did he see in the new year sat on the driveway?

Didn't think to look.

You had one job....

2019 has started on a sour note. Thanks for that Vermi.

[Errkal]

Did he see in the new year sat on the driveway?

Didn't think to look.

You had one job....

2019 has started on a sour note. Thanks for that Vermi.

I forward the motion we ban him for damaging forum moral.

[Partridge Iciclebubbles]

Did he see in the new year sat on the driveway?

Didn't think to look.

You had one job....

2019 has started on a sour note. Thanks for that Vermi.

I forward the motion we ban him for damaging forum moral.

I’m not sure this forum has any morals. But he’s definitely hit the forums confidence with this outrage.

[Vermi Claus]

I will make it up to you all asap.

[Partridge Iciclebubbles]

I will make it up to you all asap.

[Slayerx]

So they have cat cam, when can we get stool bloke cam?

[RichardUK]

[Mommy Christmas]

My neighbour has bought a sound bar with no control on the bass.
I've had a gutsful.
Next week I'm soundproofing the party wall.

At night.

[Xmasday]

My neighbours decided to set off fireworks around the estate at midnight last night. I didn't mind, it was nice to hear the neighbours cheering and whooping. No idea if the grump downstairs was happy though.

[jawafour]

Neighbour-bloke is banging out music. It's annoying, but not (yet) ultra loud.

The weird thing is that, over the past hour, he has played Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas" three times. Three times! On 9 January!

[Victor Mistletoe]

All i want for Christmas is new neighbours amirite

[jawafour]

Yes! YES! YES!

YES!

No, this isn't the sound coming through my floor...

I have just arrived home and I happened to be walking up the stairs just as neighbour-bloke and one of his sons were. Bloke was saying to his son "Yeah, so we're moving out in ten days...down to (a place miles away)".

Strawberry-floatin' YES!

I am smiling so much right now. I've had to put up with their gooseberry fool behaviour for about six years. YES! .

Plot twist - who is gonna be moving in? (The place is being rented) ...

[Pedz]

Even worse people.

[Partridge Iciclebubbles]

I look forward to this guy moving in:

[jawafour]

Even worse people.

I look forward to this guy moving in...

... .

Surely they've gotta be better folk... law of averages... I hope?

[Pedz]

The way the world is today I would say your average person is a fascist, racist, homophobic moron and you will suffer until the die of a heart attack from rage.

Unlucky jawa.

[Partridge Iciclebubbles]

I look forward to Jawa having a party to celebrate his neighbours moving out. And for his other neighbours to then get him evicted due to the noise.