The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Tomous » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:12 pm

I really think the way you keep taking photos of him and his activities makes you the weirder one :lol:

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by Vermilion » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:13 am

Tomous wrote:I really think the way you keep taking photos of him and his activities makes you the weirder one :lol:


If it wasn't for you guys, i wouldn't do it. :shifty:

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by Victor Mildew » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:54 pm

All i can hear at the moment are the sounds of DIY and kids pissing about outside when they're not supposed to be.

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by Moggy » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:55 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:All i can hear at the moment are the sounds of DIY and kids pissing about outside when they're not supposed to be.


But on the plus side I bet you can’t hear anybody eating crisps.

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by Victor Mildew » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:57 pm

I'd genuinely be happy if I didn't have to see anyone for the rest of the year :lol:

We were on a call earlier and people were saying how awful it was being isolated from people, and I'm sitting there thinking it's strawberry floating great. No crisps, no Lancaster bomber twats, not having to speak to or interact with anyone :datass:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Moggy » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:59 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:I'd genuinely be happy if I didn't have to see anyone for the rest of the year :lol:

We were on a call earlier and people were saying how awful it was being isolated from people, and I'm sitting there thinking it's strawberry floating great. No crisps, no Lancaster bomber twats, not having to speak to or interact with anyone :datass:


I agree. The only thing stopping me being happy is that I do have to do some work.

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by Squinty » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:01 pm

Yeah, I think I'll be grand staying in as well. It's basically what I do on weeks off anyway, and I love that.

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by Vermilion » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:18 pm

Glad i wasn't near one of the houses on my estate yesterday, one dickhead filled most of the area with smoke from a massive bonfire.

Thankfully i wasn't downwind of it.

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by Red » Tue Mar 24, 2020 6:23 pm

Really loving my upstairs neighbour being in all day.

Loving it

mnnnghhhh

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by Red » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:32 am

The SAME SONG for AN HOUR AND A HALF on loop

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by Drumstick » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:36 am

Red wrote:The SAME SONG for AN HOUR AND A HALF on loop

Which song?

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:37 am

Red wrote:The SAME SONG for AN HOUR AND A HALF on loop


When we lived in the flat, the guy upstairs used to play the same song on a loop endlessly, only stopping at bed time. We had to go and have a word with him about it in the end. The song was some sort of short loop of banjo music with a guy singing something like "waiting on the music" over and over. It had a pause in the song that always gave false hope he'd stopped.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Red » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:38 am

I don't know it, something with a really throbbing bassline.

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by Drumstick » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:40 am

Throbbing for an hour and a half.

:datass:

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by Red » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:46 am

The guy's dad went out about half an hour ago, the music went up louder, then twenty minutes later he ran out of his bedroom, down the stairs to the bins, threw one item in, then ran full tilt back up to his room and slammed his door, so I reckon he was wanking with something that he then had to hurriedly dispose of it.

I wish I didn't have this kind of insight into their lives.

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by <]:^D » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:50 am

:dread:

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by Vermilion » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:41 pm

Degenerate Neighbour Bloke's dad has arrived, i thought people were supposed to stay away from relatives they don't live with.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Red » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:18 am

It's not really the neighbours' fault, but there's no part of my flat that I can't hear them taking a piss from.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:25 am

Red wrote:The guy's dad went out about half an hour ago, the music went up louder, then twenty minutes later he ran out of his bedroom, down the stairs to the bins, threw one item in, then ran full tilt back up to his room and slammed his door, so I reckon he was wanking with something that he then had to hurriedly dispose of it.

I wish I didn't have this kind of insight into their lives.


DEFINITELY stuck something up his arse :lol:

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:39 am

Red wrote:It's not really the neighbours' fault, but there's no part of my flat that I can't hear them taking a piss from.



I can now only think about your neighbour awkwardly pissing with a toothbrush stuck up their arse :dread:

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