The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Moggy » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:50 am

Red wrote:It's not really the neighbours' fault, but there's no part of my flat that I can't hear them taking a piss from.


:datass:

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by Red » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:58 am

Essentially we live in two-bed flats built in the 1930s. They're purpose built but look like standard 30s semis - there are four flats in each, two up, two down. They're spacious but poorly soundproofed and not in the best state of repair.

Upstairs from me live Steve (the dad) and Calvin (the son, in his mid-late 20s, I would guess). Steve works in sales and spends most of his day loudly on the phone in their flat. He plays Queen, Oasis, and bad crooner type music on repeat for hours, occasionally interspersed with sad heartbreak songs that make me worry for his state of mind (he's divorced). Calvin works in construction and drives a ridiculous BMW sports car type thing (but lives with his dad?) that he sits in and revs obnoxiously, but then doesn't go anywhere. Eventually he gets out and goes back upstairs. He's a moron. He has terrible taste in music and often plays one song over and over.

The only good, and unsurprising, thing is neither of them are getting any sex. We would know.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:02 pm

Classic Calvin

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Balladeer » Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:40 pm

Stool Bloke has a challenger for most iconic neighbour. Just need pictures of him to seal the deal. (Preferably without something up his bottom.)

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:33 pm

Balladeer wrote:Stool Bloke has a challenger for most iconic neighbour. Just need pictures of him to seal the deal. (Preferably without something up his bottom.)


Tbh at this point i think we just need the picture at whatever cost.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Tomous » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:12 pm

So this is going down at 8pm tonight:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Dual » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:37 pm

Wheres the support for r troops?

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Tomous » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:23 am

A lot of clapping and cheering on my street.

Ultimately a nice gesture by the British public, and one that was very well received among those I know who work for the NHS.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:27 am

Some bellend set off a firework. In was playing half life at the time and thought the bang was In game, shat myself.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Tomous » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:28 am

:lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Jenuall » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:44 am

I forgo that the clapping thing was happening until this morning. Don't remember hearing anything last night so either I just wasn't paying attention or everyone round our way is an uncaring arsehole.

It's probably the latter. :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:26 pm

Bike bloke has moved his bike from the front of his house to the road, and is washing all of his cars and his bike. The road and pavement is soaked, and anyone attempting to keep some distance while walking past is going to have to navigate his gooseberry fool, and him.

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DIY split is also making a shitload of noise in the garden. Cement mixer, angle grinder, hammering, sawing. Of course the peak of this is lunch time when we have our half an hour in the garden.

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