The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Green Gecko]

We're in newish build flats and my neighbour slams his door approximately 8 times every evening about half an hour apart.

Do you have firedoors? If it's rental, they might be a requirement. They strawberry floating suck.

We do, even in a building c. 1915, and they seem to be the original doors as well which is really unusual.

I.e. they were council/working class terrace houses, must be safe. They're good houses, though, bricks and everything

Now worth about £300k to £400k each, £1050pcm and that's a good rent

[Drumstick]

In this country we have a little thing called work. If you work hard you won't have to rent.

[Kezzer]

I legit love COVID as I am renting and now I don't need to pay out for the damn train. I just have the pleasure of paying off someones personal investment.

[Victor Mildew]

Don't rent then. In this country we have a thing called mortgages.

[Kezzer]

Sorry ad7, but I am being selfless yeah?! They clearly could not afford to pay for this place so I am doing it for them.

[Victor Mildew]

I think you should pay them more tbh, do they right thing.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Get your landlord to do it for you.

GRCADE MEME INFINITE LOOP PARADOX

Cuntman's back door has been open for a while but no boom-boom

Out of context, that's quite a post.

Prefer it slightly with the last bit cut out (above).

[Vermilion]

We're in newish build flats and my neighbour slams his door approximately 8 times every evening about half an hour apart.

Closing doors properly should be a compulsory subject in the national curriculum.

[KK]

I poured myself a beer...I sat down in the garden...I take my first sip...AHH, BlISS. About 30 seconds pass. A head appears over the fence from MILES* away. "LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT!"

Oh God, it's overtly happy dancing gay San Francisco bloke.

"Oh what a feeling! WOOOOO! Dancing on the ceiling! WOOO! 1, 2, 3, 4....Great day to exercise, dontcha think?"

No. No I don't.

"It's like this everyday in Hollywood! They wanna make it in the neighbourhood...they like the smell of it in Hollywood!"

I didn't think people like this existed in real life. I WAS WRONG. There's literally no music on. Why are you dancing around for?!

*Not miles but far enough

[Victor Mildew]

Please record the audio at least

[Drumstick]

Like the smell of what?

[KK]

Pure unadulterated happiness.

[Prototype]

We're in newish build flats and my neighbour slams his door approximately 8 times every evening about half an hour apart.

Do you have firedoors? If it's rental, they might be a requirement. They strawberry floating suck.

Yeah they are new builds and will automatically slam shut. A pain in the arse by all accounts.

You don't hear them all day then you hear the doors at night which I presume they are shielding the kids from hearing their tv in bed etc... but surely waking them up not closing doors gently.

[Trelliz]

I didn't think people like this existed in real life. I WAS WRONG. There's literally no music on. Why are you dancing around for?!

I assume people that aggressively happy are a minor irritation away from completely snapping, as if they are fighting away the abyss:

[kazanova_Frankenstein]

I poured myself a beer...I sat down in the garden...I take my first sip...AHH, BlISS. About 30 seconds pass. A head appears over the fence from MILES* away. "LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT!"

Oh God, it's overtly happy dancing gay San Francisco bloke.

"Oh what a feeling! WOOOOO! Dancing on the ceiling! WOOO! 1, 2, 3, 4....Great day to exercise, dontcha think?"

No. No I don't.

"It's like this everyday in Hollywood! They wanna make it in the neighbourhood...they like the smell of it in Hollywood!"

I didn't think people like this existed in real life. I WAS WRONG. There's literally no music on. Why are you dancing around for?!

*Not miles but far enough

Isn’t that a System of a Down song? That’s.... surprising.

[Victor Mildew]

For those saying I moan about DIY in the day too much



This has not been all day to be fair, but a mixture of that and hammering.

That bird table Also the garden has gone wild.

[Vermilion]

Oh God, it's overtly happy dancing gay San Francisco bloke.

For those saying I moan about DIY in the day too much



This has not been all day to be fair, but a mixture of that and hammering.

That bird table Also the garden has gone wild.

I can understand your annoyance, last summer i had that crap every day for weeks on end.

[Zilnad]

4th or 5th evening in a row that my neighbours have had a big family/friends gathering in their garden. They've spent every evening with completely different people and I swear if they catch coronavirus they'll be solely responsible for a local outbreak

[Jenuall]

When we moved into our house last year the previous owner left a massive pile of logs in the corner of the garden, I've been planning to cut them down into firewood for ages and today I finally had the chance!

Spent about an hour sawing through a whole load of it with my new chainsaw, it was tough going especially in this heat as some of this gooseberry fool had clearly been say there for years and was tougher than vindalooed mutton!



Yep, sorry to say that today I was DIY split!

[Victor Mildew]

Dat psp dpad themed wall