The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Drumstick]

Since confronting the neighbour a few days back, it's like living in a different neighbourhood. Have barely heard a sound out of them since. I'm astonished and wish I had done it sooner!

Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.

Still radio silence from Cuntman. It's like he's realised that he doesn't require loud music to enjoy himself.

[Red]

Bumped into Calvin in Asda and he wasn't wearing a mask. Tut tut.

[Vermilion]

Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.

Nah, i prefer not to receive a knuckle sandwich.

[Balladeer]

My problem isn’t even my neighbours any more, it’s the drunk bastards who decide to have a conversation at TOP VOLUME outside the flat at 3 in the c**ting morning.

[Prototype]

Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.

What about stories like these?

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/07/ ... ns-madrid/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m ... l-22432177

https://www.odt.co.nz/star-news/star-ch ... estigation

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... f-18595024

https://www.2gb.com/son-armed-with-meat ... neighbour/


That's just a quick google search for stories worldwide.

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut unless you know precisely what you're dealing with.

[Samuel_1]

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.

[Drumstick]

Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.

What about stories like these?

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/07/ ... ns-madrid/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m ... l-22432177

https://www.odt.co.nz/star-news/star-ch ... estigation

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... f-18595024

https://www.2gb.com/son-armed-with-meat ... neighbour/


That's just a quick google search for stories worldwide.

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut unless you know precisely what you're dealing with.

Yeah of course, you have to know what you're dealing with. These incidents, whilst terrible, are uncommon.

Cuntman decided to play hard man this morning because the movers' van had encroached onto his drive by an inch or so. They promptly told him what to do.

What a wanker.

[Zilnad]

Got a bloke round fitting a new washing machine and his van is parked mostly on the grass verge outside, barely touching our neighbour's drive. But my wife has received an angry text from the neighbour telling us to "tell them to use your own drive". I can see myself going full Buffalo if they push us on this one. I've never witnessed anything so incredibly petty.

[Prototype]

Got a bloke round fitting a new washing machine and his van is parked mostly on the grass verge outside, barely touching our neighbour's drive. But my wife has received an angry text from the neighbour telling us to "tell them to use your own drive". I can see myself going full Buffalo if they push us on this one. I've never witnessed anything so incredibly petty.

See, that's just someone being a tosser and in this instance, I think you'd be justified in going round and asking them to stop harassing your wife with text messages about non-issues.

[That's not a growth]

It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.

[Vermilion]

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.

Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

[Trelliz]

It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.

Do you live literally where I do? Yesterday was a nice coolish evening which of course meant Whistle Kid was out in force, I imagine its either the same one or similar to Rides Around the Street Constantly Hammering the Bicycle Bell Kid. Just shut the strawberry float up, holy gooseberry fool.

[Qikz]

It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.

Do you live literally where I do? Yesterday was a nice coolish evening which of course meant Whistle Kid was out in force, I imagine its either the same one or similar to Rides Around the Street Constantly Hammering the Bicycle Bell Kid. Just shut the strawberry float up, holy gooseberry fool.

If you run him down with your car it'll teach him a lesson.

[That's not a growth]

It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.

Do you live literally where I do? Yesterday was a nice coolish evening which of course meant Whistle Kid was out in force, I imagine its either the same one or similar to Rides Around the Street Constantly Hammering the Bicycle Bell Kid. Just shut the strawberry float up, holy gooseberry fool.

Thankfully I've not also had to deal with a bicycle bell, yet. But I do get twats driving around on shitty motorbikes revving the engine continuously, which is probably the teenage version.

[Red]

10pm, ideal time for Calvin to crack out the drone in the back garden.

[Samuel_1]

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.

Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?

[Qikz]

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.

Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?

They could at least toss him a sausage.

[Vermilion]

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.

Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?

Not in the slightest, but she could have at least had the decency to extended an invite.

[Samuel_1]

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.

Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?

Not in the slightest, but she could have at least had the decency to extended an invite.

Burger through the letter box?

[Jenuall]

Burgers in the letter box and letters in the poo box, that's the way to do it