The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Jenuall]

Oh no!

What's the other little figure with sticking up legs just at the bottom of the picture? Some kind of bird?

[Zilnad]

God gives us Dblock but he takes our gnome.

[imbusydoctorwho]

A woman near me has her garage cleaned out and the bloke brought out a bag of dead rats and sachets of blood, I think I live near Vampires.

On saturday morning at 6am, the next door neighbour was building a fence, banging about, we asked him why he couldn't do it later in the morning, he told us to F off, nice chap.

[Moggy]

*BREAKING NEWS*

The giant gnome has been thrown in the skip!

This is worse than Trump, Brexit and Covid19 combined.

[Green Gecko]

Isn't that someone's avatar?

[DarkRula]

<]:^) has it as their profile picture, yeah. From a photo previously shared in this thread of the infamous gnome.

[That's not a growth]

End of an era. You should steal it and post it back to him in 6 months.

[Green Gecko]

Those boxes look like a bunch of IKEA flatpack furniture which is just going to get smashed up.

Speaks a lot about IKEA really. What a waste.

These parts those things go outside for free and students/poor people take them

Actually I know it is IKEA because they have patents on some proprietary fixings, which is why you're often strawberry floated if one piece is missing

[Tsunade]

Since I moved in to my flat 3 years ago, the downstairs neighbour (old git) has had this horrible, damp, disgusting, brown carpet in the hallway. I mean it's absolutely vile. He has fought the council over having it there "for many years!" as it's a massive fire hazard and shouldn't have been put down in the first place, but today I found out that after all this time, he has lost his battle.

I came home after being out for the day to see a carpet outside the building. It looked extremely familiar and when I opened the door I couldn't believe it! The beast was no more!

[Jenuall]

Those boxes look like a bunch of IKEA flatpack furniture which is just going to get smashed up.

Speaks a lot about IKEA really. What a waste.

These parts those things go outside for free and students/poor people take them

Actually I know it is IKEA because they have patents on some proprietary fixings, which is why you're often strawberry floated if one piece is missing

Yeah looks like a Malm set of chest of drawers to me

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[kazanova_Frankenstein]

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[Vermilion]

*GNOME UPDATE*

I am pleased to announce that the giant gnome has been saved, rescued it from the skip myself.

I had intended to use it for the GRcade secret santa, but it's too big and heavy to send anywhere sadly.

[Victor Mildew]

[Jenuall]

Balance has been restored to the universe... well a little bit anyway!

[Victor Mildew]

Did you ask if you could have it or steal it?

[Jenuall]

Steal Bloke

[Drumstick]

Amazing.

Wait, I mean... the STATE of that garden.

[DarkRula]

Make sure to give it a Christmas makeover and post more pictures.

[kazanova_Frankenstein]

Nice work, its vital to preserve our heritage.