The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Cuttooth]

No one would dare to nick a car here, as our local warden AKA Stool Bloke would see them.

My street really is something else, I have degenerate neighbour bloke joined one side (who's tumble dryer needs shooting), I have the woman (and her many friends) in my last post the other, then there's the fat cow (a karen who is actually called karen), then there's the drunken skank who made a spectacle of herself at the VE day carbecue piss up, and then of course there's Stool Bloke himself, who just the other day, plonked himself on the pavement in the middle of a rainstorm during a lockdown.

I mean jeezus, i don't think anyone else here has such a high number of bellend neighbours.

Pretty obvious why he was sitting in the rain.

[Albert]

Sounds like a drug deal.

I imagine.

[Vermilion]

Pretty obvious why he was sitting in the rain.

[imbusydoctorwho]

The Woman across the road has had 4 deliveries of Costa today, seriously how many coffee does one person need?

[Vermilion]

The Woman across the road has had 4 deliveries of Costa today, seriously how many coffee does one person need?

Perhaps the courier is just pretending to be from Costa, and it's actually hard drugs instead?

[Victor Mildew]

ESSENTIAL WORKERS

[imbusydoctorwho]

The Woman across the road has had 4 deliveries of Costa today, seriously how many coffee does one person need?

Perhaps the courier is just pretending to be from Costa, and it's actually hard drugs instead?

Makes me laugh as she's just come home with her kid and brought a load of Costa home with her as well, she regularly has multiple takeaway's a day. I remember I once asked her about all these takeaways and she said it's allows her to have more time for herself and it's cheaper than cooking.

[Moggy]

[<]:^D]

ordering Costa Coffee?
that is ridiculous im sorry - make it yourself

[Zilnad]

But it allows more time to yourself and it's cheaper.

[Albert]

Sounds like a drug deal.

I imagine

[Choclet-Milk]

Is it strawberry float cheaper, what the hell is she ordering?

[Vermilion]

It's the weekend again, which can only mean two things.

Stuck at home because lockdown, and the constant bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of degenerate neighbour bloke's tumble dryer.

I suspect it'll likely be running for 6-9 hours today.

[Victor Mildew]

Apparently someone has just tried to break in to MP bloke's house while they're in there. Also last night someone was in somebody's garden, and someone else saw somebody looking over their wall about 4 houses up.

[Vermilion]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, sorry Ad, couldn't hear you for the tumble dry... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Zilnad]

Apparently someone has just tried to break in to MP bloke's house while they're in there. Also last night someone was in somebody's garden, and someone else saw somebody looking over their wall about 4 houses up.

You're safer now than you've ever been. Criminals rarely strike the same place twice.

[McCoughlan]

I live in a house attached to two other. There's four spaces in the parking lot in front of the house. So naturally the lady next door parks in the middle of the lot at a slope so that she's taking up all four spaces

Seriously though, not much to complain about. Had some difficult housemates who moved out in like May of last year and ever since this house has been like my haven lockdown after lockdown after lockdown

[DarkRula]

Sounds like a dream, LightWanderer. Although, there are other housemates still, right?

[McCoughlan]

Sounds like a dream, LightWanderer. Although, there are other housemates still, right?

No but there are neighbours. I like my privacy and this Lockdown is easier cause I'm more used to online video calling so not as lonely. October/November lockdown was rough but this lockdown is peaceful. Things always get better

[imbusydoctorwho]

Another day, another Costa delivery, but instead the Costa delivery guy knocked on my door today with 5 bags of Costa, I said to him it's not me it's the woman across the road.
She come running out her house, shouting she wants her coffee, I said to the guy that's her and shut the door.