imbusydoctorwho wrote:Costa Woman has had a hard old day, she's still been sitting outside the house scoffing KFC and drinking her 5 large Costa drinks whilst laying in the sun on her deckchair. She's about 25 stone and she wears a bikini.
Anyway she's been doing some cooking today, she made homemade cream eggs. She puts hole in the top of the Easter egg and then pours raw egg yoke in and then eats it. Her and her equally sized daughter had about 3 large sized eggs each with yoke in today.
This afternoon she was too tired to go in the house and up the stairs to go for a crap, so she did it on the front garden in front of all the neighbours.
Anyway we've found out her lads car has been Sorn, and she's been using it to take her kids to school. So when she uses the car again we're going to report her.
I can’t be the only one who’d appreciate some photos to complement this reportage. I was cross for two hours this morning when our neighbour opportunistically popped a black bin liner in my wheelie bin as theirs was full. I’m not entirely sure why I was so cross as I’d rather the rubbish was in the bin and not the street, just not my bin. I was raging. I felt totally violated. I defiantly yanked their sack out of my black bin and thrust it down in front of their filthy, swollen “number 35” which had begun to attract flies in the unusual spring heat.
We live at the tip of a cul de sac that is a bit of a gathering point for wheelie bins and black bin day during the warmer months can be horrible. Number 35 is the worst offender and when they’re not sneakily stuffing my bin they’re spreading loosely tied black bin bags which often lead to scattered rubbish across our front garden. They generate so much waste...
Just to clarify, I don’t believe they’ve shat in my garden nor have I seen them gooseberry fool in their or any other neighbouring gardens.