The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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Total votes: 25
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Errkal
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by Errkal » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:18 am

Ad7 wrote:Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

A WILD OUTSIDE HAMMERING DIY BANANA SPLIT APPPEARS

Every strawberry floating weekend. Do it in the week you banana split.


But he is busy eating crisps at work during the week.

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by pjbetman » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:19 am

Ad7 wrote:Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

A WILD OUTSIDE HAMMERING DIY BANANA SPLIT APPPEARS

Every strawberry floating weekend. Do it in the week you banana split.


I had a neighbour like that for ages, every weekend as soon as the sun was out, 8-9am he'd drilling, sawing, hammering something. It wasn't DIY because he didn't own the house (council), I deduced, and he had a joinery business van parked outside (i initially didn't know this as he was a rear neighbour). Anyway, I got the house number and went on google maps and put a label over his house saying Noisy Neighbour.... Google notified me that the label had been removed, then the noise stopped. That was about 3 years ago. Not a peep since.

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by Dual » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:25 am

Ad7 wrote:Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

A WILD OUTSIDE HAMMERING DIY BANANA SPLIT APPPEARS

Every strawberry floating weekend. Do it in the week you banana split.


I do all my DIY at the weekend 8-)

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by Somebody Else's Presents » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:44 am

Ad7 wrote:Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

A WILD OUTSIDE HAMMERING DIY BANANA SPLIT APPPEARS

Every strawberry floating weekend. Do it in the week you banana split.


Maybe they work during the week?

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:46 am

Ad7 wrote:Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

A WILD OUTSIDE HAMMERING DIY BANANA SPLIT APPPEARS

Every strawberry floating weekend. Do it in the week you banana split.


Tell him to go hammer bin bint instead.

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by Victor Mistletoe » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:52 am

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

A WILD OUTSIDE HAMMERING DIY BANANA SPLIT APPPEARS

Every strawberry floating weekend. Do it in the week you banana split.


Maybe they work during the week?


I'm talking about in the evenings. Weekends are for enjoying, not listening to some tosser doing inside work OUTSIDE.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by I Shot A Kid » Sun Sep 01, 2019 1:36 pm

Ad7 wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Beautiful day outside, I think I'll sit in the garden and read in the lovely quiet...

A WILD OUTSIDE HAMMERING DIY BANANA SPLIT APPPEARS

Every strawberry floating weekend. Do it in the week you banana split.


Maybe they work during the week?


I'm talking about in the evenings. Weekends are for enjoying, not listening to some tosser doing inside work OUTSIDE.

That would be much worse.

Weekends are for DIY!

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by Dual » Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:03 pm

Ad7 gets his landlord to do all of his jobs in the week

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by Victor Mistletoe » Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:18 pm

Dual wrote:Ad7 gets his landlord to do all of his jobs in the week


I've sent my Mrs round to complain.

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Lagamorph » Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:56 pm

The neighbour over the road, rather than deciding to dispose of their old sofa properly, has just dragged it to the pavement infront of their house and dumped it there with a piece of paper that has "Free" written on it stuck to the sofa.

There has been a misunderstanding as whilst the sofa is still there someone has taken the piece of paper, presumably thinking only the paper was free.

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by *<]:^D » Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:53 pm

some prick on the other side of the gardens playing 'now thats what i call music 236' (or what sounds like it) loudly on a Sunday evening.
strawberry float off :x

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by DarkRula » Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:25 pm

Yeah, should be NOW That's What I Call Classic Rock. No, wait.

NOW
That's What I Call
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by Vermi Claus » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:13 pm

Came home this evening to find (up to) 15 screaming brats raising merry hell in the cul de sac, and when i walked past them, they just stood there and stared at me, even though a number of them were on MY front drive!

Utter gooseberry fools, the lot of them.

Every other street/cul de sac on this estate was nice and quiet as i walked home, why does mine always have to be the town crap heap?

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by Victor Mistletoe » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:50 pm

Vermilion wrote:Came home this evening to find (up to) 15 screaming brats raising merry hell in the cul de sac, and when i walked past them, they just stood there and stared at me, even though a number of them were on MY front drive!

Utter gooseberry fools, the lot of them.

Every other street/cul de sac on this estate was nice and quiet as i walked home, why does mine always have to be the town crap heap?


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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:31 pm

Remember, don't try to engage with them or they may start calling you a paedo! :lol:

There's a blind corner as you go down our street that can be fairly hairy at the best of times but recently two cars have started parking right on/before this corner which is forcing everyone to go around it on the wrong side of the road and has resulted in so many near misses between cars. Why do people have to park like this? There isn't even a house on the corner so it's not like they are wanting to park right outside or anything - just got further up the street you arseholes! :x

Someone is going to end up in a nasty accident sooner or later.

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by kazanova_Frankincense » Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:58 pm

Ad7 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Came home this evening to find (up to) 15 screaming brats raising merry hell in the cul de sac, and when i walked past them, they just stood there and stared at me, even though a number of them were on MY front drive!

Utter gooseberry fools, the lot of them.

Every other street/cul de sac on this estate was nice and quiet as i walked home, why does mine always have to be the town crap heap?


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by No:1 Final Fantasy Fan » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:10 pm

I'm trying to get used to annoying neighbours at the moment!
The couple above me seem to be pushing furniture about every night oddly. I think they must have a foldaway bed or something which they have to lay out every night.
Also loud foot steps as they probably just have their original floorboards! It should be made illegal to not have additional flooring on top!
I've lived most of my life in detached properties so this is going to take some getting used too!

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:11 pm

I don’t think there are any situations that Ad7 cannot find a Peep Show/Partridge/Office gif for. :lol:

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:12 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I'm trying to get used to annoying neighbours at the moment!
The couple above me seem to be pushing furniture about every night oddly. I think they must have a foldaway bed or something which they have to lay out every night.
Also loud foot steps as they probably just have their original floorboards! It should be made illegal to not have additional flooring on top!
I've lived most of my life in detached properties so this is going to take some getting used too!


Welcome to the world of living in a flat. Just wait until they have a party.... :dread:

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by Jenu-All I Want For Christmas » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:14 pm

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:I'm trying to get used to annoying neighbours at the moment!
The couple above me seem to be pushing furniture about every night oddly. I think they must have a foldaway bed or something which they have to lay out every night.
Also loud foot steps as they probably just have their original floorboards! It should be made illegal to not have additional flooring on top!
I've lived most of my life in detached properties so this is going to take some getting used too!

People loudly moving furniture around is the worst.
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