The perfect murder!

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Drunken_Master** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:15 am

Who wants to give me an alibi? There's a copy of Gears of War 2 (or any game you want), for your troubles.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **abcd** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:17 am

KKLEIN wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:Where am I going to get an icicle from?

Take the front wheel off.

I don't believe this post has had enough praise.

I praise this post.

It is how we say "funny"

No seriously, it really is.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Eighthours** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:17 am

Drunken Master, there's just one more thing...

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Cuttooth** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:18 am

You couldn't have committed the crime because you were teaching me how to... commit the perfect murder.

Watertight.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Drunken_Master** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:21 am

The problem is, I've got motive. As I've had rows with him in the past. The police will know this. Most unsolved crime is motiveless, that's why it's so hard to catch serial killers.

Volunteers?

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Shadow** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:28 am

I'll pop him for you, make me an offer, it'll have to be more than just a game though.

Can I have your first born daughter once she turns 16? (or 14 if she looks 16)

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Steve** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:30 am

Drunken_Master wrote:One of my neighbours is always annoying me, parking his TWO cars next to my house, playing loud music etc. Anyway, enough is enough, and I want the strawberry floater taken out.

Unfortunately, this'll probably result in me going to prison. Unless I committed the PERFECT murder!!!

So, basically I need to know the method, a plan, and how to establish an airtight alibi.

Go!

Pay someone enough money to kill your neighbour and then commit suicide on his lawn.

Problem solved.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Drunken_Master** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:32 am

Steve wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:One of my neighbours is always annoying me, parking his TWO cars next to my house, playing loud music etc. Anyway, enough is enough, and I want the strawberry floater taken out.

Unfortunately, this'll probably result in me going to prison. Unless I committed the PERFECT murder!!!

So, basically I need to know the method, a plan, and how to establish an airtight alibi.

Go!

Pay someone enough money to kill your neighbour and then commit suicide on his lawn.

Problem solved.

If I commited suicide, I wouldn't have to suffer my neighbour and I wouldn't have to pay any cash!

Unfortunately, I'd be dead.

Your usual advice of 'have a wank' is probably more constructive than this.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Cuttooth** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:33 am

That's how I read it as well. :lol:

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Octoroc** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:33 am

Sh!t on his tits?

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Eighthours** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:33 am

Cuttooth wrote:You couldn't have committed the crime because you were teaching me how to... commit the perfect murder.

*Copyrights*

PostRe: The perfect murder! by JV » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:33 am

Play 'Down Under' by Men at Work on repeat at all times of the day. Although initially he will be very fond of their new wave of reggae inspired 80s rock, he will soon enough tire, moving to insanity, to suicide.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Cuttooth** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:37 am

Eighthours wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:You couldn't have committed the crime because you were teaching me how to... commit the perfect murder.

*Copyrights*

Can't copyright an idea, it's a race between you and I to write it into a story. Hey that's a good idea for a film.

Cuttooth wrote:
Eighthours wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:You couldn't have committed the crime because you were teaching me how to... commit the perfect murder.

*Copyrights*

Can't copyright an idea, it's a race between you and I to write it into a story. Hey that's a good idea for a film.

Intellectual property. You should probably sue 'hours for stealing yours.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Drunken_Master** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:48 am

Commander Jameson wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Eighthours wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:You couldn't have committed the crime because you were teaching me how to... commit the perfect murder.

*Copyrights*

Can't copyright an idea, it's a race between you and I to write it into a story. Hey that's a good idea for a film.

Intellectual property. You should probably sue 'hours for stealing yours.

Hey I deserve some credit too.

Drunken_Master wrote:
Commander Jameson wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:
Eighthours wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:You couldn't have committed the crime because you were teaching me how to... commit the perfect murder.

*Copyrights*

Can't copyright an idea, it's a race between you and I to write it into a story. Hey that's a good idea for a film.

Intellectual property. You should probably sue 'hours for stealing yours.

Hey I deserve some credit too.

You should sue him too. I'm surprised that he didn't have an idea about the rules involving this sort of illegal activity.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **Cuttooth** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:52 am

Commander Jameson wrote:Intellectual property. You should probably sue 'hours for stealing yours.

It has to be written down into a script of some substance so Eight can just rip it off and become a millionaire, and I wouldn't be able to do a thing.

Cuttooth wrote:
Commander Jameson wrote:Intellectual property. You should probably sue 'hours for stealing yours.

It has to be written down into a script of some substance so Eight can just rip it off and become a millionaire, and I wouldn't be able to do a thing.

Nah. An idea is IP. An advertising slogan is IP.

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **KingK** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:04 am

move house

PostRe: The perfect murder! by **FatDaz** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:54 am

Memento Mori wrote:If he actually is murdered, and the police find this thread.....

Rumbled.

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