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Structural rebel, ingredient neutral for me. However, structural rebel doesn't go as far as making sandwiches from waffles or any other BS like that.

Karl wrote:
To be fair Winckle is like three times my height, he would smash me.

Winckle is only 5'4"?

Structure neutral, ingredient rebel. Everything apart from the wraps, taco and pop tart is a sandwich. Burgers are also sandwiches. As for ingredients, I'm easy: luncheon meats, Bolognese, chilli, chips, crisps, peanut butter, all good as fillings. Bread: regular, toast, Irish fried bread, cookies, doughnuts. Fill. Your. Boots.

My only rules are that you need to be able to eat it with your hands, and you shouldn't expect to have to clean your hands afterwards. Those 6 inch tall double patty monstrosities have lost sight of the sandwich ideal. Eggs should be cooked to the consistency of a good poach, not borderline raw like in a fry up.

Structural purist, ingredient neutral.

A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.

Hot dogs and burgers are of sandwich form, but they are not "sandwiches". If you ask someone to buy you a sandwich, and they come back with a hot dog, you are perfectly entitled to spit in their face.

Structural purist, Ingredient Rebel

Great thread btw

rinks wrote:A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.

What the strawberry float is this gooseberry fool?

I have solved this much of my life by making sausage or hotdog sandwiches. The trick is to cut them lengthways.

Structural purist, Ingredient neutral.

As long as its between two slices of bread (or possibly a breadcake/roll/bun) and is an acceptable foodstuff then it's a sandwich.

Team Chip Butty (is a sandwich)!

Structural purist, ingredient neutral. For me anything between two slices of bread or between the top and bottom half of some sort of bun/roll/baguette etc. is a sandwich. I've long maintained that almost anything can be eaten in sandwich form.

Structure neutral, ingredient rebel.

rinks wrote:Hot dogs and burgers are of sandwich form, but they are not "sandwiches". If you ask someone to buy you a sandwich, and they come back with a hot dog, you are perfectly entitled to spit in their face.

This is correct. You don't have sandwiches at a barbeque. You don't have burgers and hot dogs as part of a sandwich platter. It's hard to explain why they aren't sandwiches, but the fact remains that they just aren't.

But if you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac they ask if you want a meal or just the sandwich so a burger is a sandwich.

Structural Purist/Ingredient Rebel

Moggy wrote:

Winckle wrote:I am a True Neutral. A hot-dog is a sandwich.

I would agree with this. I think people get confused because normally a hot dog bun is still all connected whereas most people think of two independent pieces of bread as making a sandwhich.

Structural Purist, Ingredient Rebel.

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.

What the strawberry float is this gooseberry fool?

The truth?

Ingredient Neutral and Structure Neutral. But not together

Moggy wrote:

rinks wrote:A baguette is not a sandwich. It's a baguette. That's why they're referred to as baguettes. Because they're not sandwiches.

What the strawberry float is this gooseberry fool?

Stick with me Moggy, us True Neutrals are being assaulted on all fronts by the bread only conservatives, and the sweet filling degenerates.