The Sun Pecker Checker
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KK
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It's back!
I'm sure some of you will remember this from GamesRadar.
Step 1: Lay the screen down on the desk.
Step 2: Unzip trousers
Step 3: Get erect
Step 4: Measure
Something the whole office can get involved with this lunchtime.
NEARLY half of all men are unhappy with the size of their willies ? for no good reason, a study claims.
Researchers say there is no need to worry as 85 per cent of women ARE satisfied with their partner’s penis proportions.
The study found GIRTH matters more than length to 90 per cent of women. The 60-YEAR worldwide research ? led by Dr Kevan Wylie of the Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield ? analysed 12,000 willies and quizzed 50,000 adults.
The average erect penis was 5.5ins to 6.2ins long (14cm-16cm) and 4.7ins to 5.1ins (12cm-13cm) in girth.
The study defined a small penis as one less than 2.7ins (7cm) long.
The researchers found those with a “normal-sized” penis often mistakenly thought theirs was too small. Almost 40 per cent blamed their insecurity on watching porn as teens.
Medics warned lengthening methods do not work ? and dismissed extreme measures such as hanging weights from your old feller, like Indian holy men, or getting a poison snake to BITE IT, like some tribes in Brazil.
I'm sure some of you will remember this from GamesRadar.
Step 1: Lay the screen down on the desk.
Step 2: Unzip trousers
Step 3: Get erect
Step 4: Measure
Something the whole office can get involved with this lunchtime.
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Return_of_the_STAR
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Iron Nan
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Or just use a standard plastic ruler, heck metal will suffice if you don't mind the added danger. 
As for their *ahem* ruler, I'm very relieved to say it isn't big enough for me!
I am wondering though, is grith diameter or circumference?
I'm going to hazard a guess at the latter simply because I can't even imagine a penis that's 5 inches in diameter, nor would I want to... but I now have...
As for their *ahem* ruler, I'm very relieved to say it isn't big enough for me!
I am wondering though, is grith diameter or circumference?
I'm going to hazard a guess at the latter simply because I can't even imagine a penis that's 5 inches in diameter, nor would I want to... but I now have...
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Alvin Flummux
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Lower common denominator much?
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KK
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IRON NAN wrote:As for their *ahem* ruler, I'm very relieved to say it isn't big enough for me!
I think that's secretly the point. It's one of those "make our readers feel better" articles. Or in this case, a ruler.
"Wahey! I've overshot it by a good 2 inches!"
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Skippy
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It only goes up to 6 inches 
Don't want their readers feeling bad I spose.
Don't want their readers feeling bad I spose.
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Jimmy Shedders
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Return_of_the_STAR
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Corazon de Leon
Hexx wrote:Wait...girth matters?
Ha ha, pencil knob.
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Hexx
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Corazon wrote:Hexx wrote:Wait...girth matters?
Ha ha, pencil knob.
Don't laugh.
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Psychic
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Hexx wrote:Corazon wrote:Hexx wrote:Wait...girth matters?
Ha ha, pencil knob.
Don't laugh.
Yeah, he might sharpen the end and stab you with it.
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PsychicSykes wrote:Hexx wrote:Corazon wrote:Hexx wrote:Wait...girth matters?
Ha ha, pencil knob.
Don't laugh.
Yeah, he might sharpen the end and stab you with it.
He'd probably lose the lead before it got anywhere near close.
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