The Tennis Thread

[Tineash]

Amazing match but I wish Rafa had done it in 3 I'm so strawberry floating tired niw

[Denster]

Great to see Serena lose again. She is so nervous in slam finals now.
Great win for Rafa. Djoko going out injured left the door open for him and Roger. Roger fumbled it.
First time Nadal has been within one of Feds.
If fit you'd expect Novak to win the Aussie open but Rafa could well draw level with the French.
Intriguing.

[Denster]

Great win for Kenin. Very impressed with her.

Number 17 for Novak. Thiem pushed him hard and I thought he had him at one point but Novak did what he does best and found his best tennis when he needed it.
Class.

[Tomous]

So Djokovic has come out as a strawberry floating idiot anti-vaxxer:

Novak Djokovic has revealed he is an anti-vaxxer and that it could get in the way of his return to competitive tennis once the sport resumes from the coronavirus pandemic.

The men's tennis world number one admitted his opposition to vaccinations, saying "I wouldn't want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine" and that if it were made compulsory he would have to make a decision.

Prominent figures in tennis have said all players should be vaccinated when competition starts again, provided a vaccination against COVID-19 is produced by then.
But speaking during a live Facebook discussion with several fellow Serbian athletes, Djokovic said: "Personally I am opposed to vaccination and I wouldn't want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine in order to be able to travel.

"But if it becomes compulsory, what will happen? I will have to make a decision.

"I have my own thoughts about the matter and whether those thoughts will change at some point, I don't know.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus- ... s-11975846


His wife is one of these 5g idiots too.

[The Watching Artist]

Novax Djokovic

[Corazon de Leon]

Well, he’s cancelled. Shame he’s Carreyed it.

[Cuttooth]

Does he think there's gluten in the vaccines?

[Mini E]

So Djokovic has come out as a strawberry floating idiot anti-vaxxer:

Novak Djokovic has revealed he is an anti-vaxxer and that it could get in the way of his return to competitive tennis once the sport resumes from the coronavirus pandemic.

The men's tennis world number one admitted his opposition to vaccinations, saying "I wouldn't want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine" and that if it were made compulsory he would have to make a decision.

Prominent figures in tennis have said all players should be vaccinated when competition starts again, provided a vaccination against COVID-19 is produced by then.
But speaking during a live Facebook discussion with several fellow Serbian athletes, Djokovic said: "Personally I am opposed to vaccination and I wouldn't want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine in order to be able to travel.

"But if it becomes compulsory, what will happen? I will have to make a decision.

"I have my own thoughts about the matter and whether those thoughts will change at some point, I don't know.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus- ... s-11975846


His wife is one of these 5g idiots too.

He's timed this very nicely with the release of a huge Cochrane Review shitting all over his beliefs absolute strawberry floating stupidity.

twitter.com/cochranecollab/status/1252521969075007489

[PaperMacheMario]

strawberry floats sake Novak there goes my respect for him. I’m sure he’ll be devastated.

[Memento Mori]

Kudos to BBC headline writer who managed to publish on the home BBC news page the headline "Federer wants men's and women's tennis bodies to merge".

It's been cleaned up for the actual story.

[Tomous]

Kudos to BBC headline writer who managed to publish on the home BBC news page the headline "Federer wants men's and women's tennis bodies to merge".

It's been cleaned up for the actual story.

"We can come out of this with two weakened bodies or one stronger body," Federer said.

[Cuttooth]

So Djokovic has come out as a strawberry floating idiot anti-vaxxer:

Novak Djokovic has revealed he is an anti-vaxxer and that it could get in the way of his return to competitive tennis once the sport resumes from the coronavirus pandemic.

The men's tennis world number one admitted his opposition to vaccinations, saying "I wouldn't want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine" and that if it were made compulsory he would have to make a decision.

Prominent figures in tennis have said all players should be vaccinated when competition starts again, provided a vaccination against COVID-19 is produced by then.
But speaking during a live Facebook discussion with several fellow Serbian athletes, Djokovic said: "Personally I am opposed to vaccination and I wouldn't want to be forced by someone to take a vaccine in order to be able to travel.

"But if it becomes compulsory, what will happen? I will have to make a decision.

"I have my own thoughts about the matter and whether those thoughts will change at some point, I don't know.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus- ... s-11975846


His wife is one of these 5g idiots too.

Guess who's just tested positive for coronavirus!

[Tineash]

A bit more Novax schadenfreude for the avowed haters (like me)

Is Novak Djokovic really the right man to guide tennis through coronavirus crisis?

“I’ve seen people that … through the power of prayer, of gratitude, they managed to turn the most toxic food or most polluted food into the most healing water,” Djokovic said on Wednesday. “Scientists have proven that molecules of water react to our emotions.”

Righto.

His autobiography begins with the diagnosis of a gluten allergy in 2010, based on the feeling of weakness that came over his muscles when he held a slice of bread against his stomach.

last month, he announced himself as an anti-vaxxer. Within 24 hours, Serbia’s leading epidemiologist was forced to warn Djokovic that he had “created misconceptions” and should avoid the subject in future “because you have a huge impact”.

He has suggested that telepathy and telekinesis are both “gifts from this higher order, the source, the god”.

[Mini E]

Murray/Edmond currently live on Amazon Video.

[Mini E]

Epic effort from Murray to come back from two sets down in the first round at the US Open. He looks absolutely knackered. Whoever he plays in the second round will probably be licking their lips, but you never know #believe

[Tineash]

[Tineash]

Karma, bitch

[Rocsteady]

strawberry floating lol

[Cuttooth]

Great stuff.

[Memento Mori]

twitter.com/doublefault28/status/1302700304803049472

You can actually pinpoint the moment he realises.