The Unpopular Opinion Thread

[Zilnad]

it's completely unnecessary in a sandwich.

The entire reason it gets put in sandwiches was born of necessity: it provides a moisture-proof layer to stop the bread going soggy. Now, of course, if you're eating your sandwich straight away and don't like butter, then fine, crack on. But if you're making it as part of a packed lunch and you're putting items such as salad and/or tomatoes in there, then you might want to consider waterproofing that bread.

#necessary

I make all my sandwiches the night before as part of a packed lunch and I've never suffered with soggy bread.

[Victor Mildew]

Peanut butter and Marmite is where it's at. Yum!

Sesame seeds bagel, real butter, marmite and mature cheddar. strawberry floating god damn

[Poser]

Peanut butter and Marmite is where it's at. Yum!

Sesame seeds bagel, real butter, marmite and mature cheddar. strawberry floating god damn

Do you leave your butter at room temperature so you can spread it, or do you keep it in the fridge with the toilet roll?

[Victor Mildew]

Peanut butter and Marmite is where it's at. Yum!

Sesame seeds bagel, real butter, marmite and mature cheddar. strawberry floating god damn

Do you leave your butter at room temperature so you can spread it, or do you keep it in the fridge with the toilet roll?

Usually fridge as I tend to only use real butter for that sort of thing (otherwise it's olive oil based spread). As the butter is firm, I almost shave bits off the block (context) and leave them on top of the bagel to slightly soften, then spread.

[Outrunner]

If you don't want yoke on your T-shirt grow a big beard, it will act as a hanging napkin you can go to the bathroom and wash, I have a bushy grey and brown beard currently but I'm thinking of cutting it into a sort of pointy Disney villain sort of thing.

[Vermilion]

I have butter with marmite because I like the taste.

Peanut butter and Marmite is where it's at. Yum!

Both of you are a disgrace, but Zilnad is even worse because of the peanut butter.

[Jenuall]

But marmite with butter is absolute top tier food! Especially on toast - let the better just start melting in and then stick a layer of marmite on top ... perfection!

[Pedz]

I haven't put butter on my sandwiches since I was old enough to make my own. I've never understood the need for it. I don't mind a bit of buttered bread to mop up a nice stew or something but it's completely unnecessary in a sandwich.

I also don't understand people who have something like jam or Marmite on their toast as well as butter. Either have buttered toast or jam/Marmite. Not both!

But the taste of both jam and marmite is enhanced by the addition of butter, why wouldn't you use both?

We're not under rationing conditions these days (although I hear they should kick back in sometime this year ) The game isn't "How few ingredients can I use to make a gooseberry fool sandwich?"

Also I genuinely don't think I could eat something like a ham sandwich without bread or some kind of lubricant like mayo, thing would be too damn dry otherwise!

Stop aucking so much dick and your saliva will sort out the dryness of your sandwich.

[Pedz]

Peanut butter and Marmite is where it's at. Yum!

Sesame seeds bagel, real butter, marmite and mature cheddar. strawberry floating god damn

Do you leave your butter at room temperature so you can spread it, or do you keep it in the fridge with the toilet roll?

Usually fridge as I tend to only use real butter for that sort of thing (otherwise it's olive oil based spread). As the butter is firm, I almost shave bits off the block (context) and leave them on top of the bagel to slightly soften, then spread.

Real butter in the fridge? The strawberry float! It's meant to be left out.

[Victor Mildew]

Peanut butter and Marmite is where it's at. Yum!

Sesame seeds bagel, real butter, marmite and mature cheddar. strawberry floating god damn

Do you leave your butter at room temperature so you can spread it, or do you keep it in the fridge with the toilet roll?

Usually fridge as I tend to only use real butter for that sort of thing (otherwise it's olive oil based spread). As the butter is firm, I almost shave bits off the block (context) and leave them on top of the bagel to slightly soften, then spread.

Real butter in the fridge? The strawberry float! It's meant to be left out.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Butter is basically God's nectar.

[SEP]

"Egg banjo" is a new one on me though, what the gooseberry fool is that all about?

It's military parlance, I apologise.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Egg_Banjo

[Vermilion]

Stop aucking so much dick

Is 'aucking' a new fetish of some sort?

[Pedz]

Stop aucking so much dick

Is 'aucking' a new fetish of some sort?

It's txt speak for sucking. S'what happens when typing on my phone

[Jenuall]

I mean who amongst us can deny that they've aucked a few dicks in there time?

[Knoyleo]

I thought it was an onomatopoeia.

[Victor Mildew]

I mean who amongst us can deny that they've aucked a few dicks in there time?

Manny

[mcjihge2]

PLACEHOLDER

[Squinty]

Stop sucking dick everyone. It's very rude.

[Vermilion]

PLACEHOLDER

I have no idea what is going on here.