Completely out of nowhere a recruiter has approached me for a role at where I am 99% dead certain (based on postcode) is err the direct competitor with Unreal Engine.
UX Lead so the head of the, or a, team of largely interface designers. Probably for said product or other things (my understanding is there is a lot of experimenting going on in the company including stuff like AR and VR).
3 days per month in the London office, rest remote (also an office where I live anyway) and salary max 50k.
I am very tired of
tyre tickers and cost of living is getting difficult, starting to take out more loans, and it's possible to work this compressed hours 4 days a week (I think).
The company has an amazing track record on work/life balance, benefits and company culture so it if it did progress it would be fairly stupid to turn it out to continue on with my business full time.
So it's either go after this like hell, or transform my business within 4-8 weeks. I know the route most people would take.
Anyhow, wish me luck, I might be getting into games!
Somewhat relevant, today:
I'm looking to have t shirts with my work's logo printed on them for 50-100 people but would like to trial just 1 or 2 to start, is it possible to have a trial run made today?
Thanks!
OK, so, the first bolded part tells me you are doing this for your boss, and you've left it to the last possible minute, and they insist on seeing a "trial", and quite possibly have no intention whatsoever of buying the 50-100 T-shirts stated.
Also, you want the "trial" today, for some strawberry floating reason.
Today, I am completing my VAT return and tendering numerous projects because that is what's on my schedule already. Just to get through the sales funnel here is probably going to take a couple of hours, because that is what these clients are like.
Why should I go out of my way to make 1 out of possibly maybe 100 T-shirts
immediately for whatever reason? And are you going to pay upfront, or argue about that in nebulous double talk about why that isn't possible for bloody ages? Such as a "cooling off period for payments", which is what it was last time (I said that wasn't possible).
So, where is the artwork, what's your logo, where do you want the print on the T-shirt, what kind of T-shirt do you want, how many colours in the design, what sizes do you need, all of that gooseberry fool. I can ask these questions and receive no answer by mid afternoon I am quite sure.
So I'll send a link to my online design your own T-shirt tools, and ask them to submit that to me. They won't do that. No, it's got to be a phone call for some reason, something I repeatedly explain I can't do without a commitment because of sensory processing disorder, or at least some time to plan for that. Layout the T-shirt however you want it inside your web browser and then we'll print that. Nah we've got to attempt to communicate that visually in a conversation because why not. We'll talk about possibly maybe doing something for up to 40 minutes, and then they'll disappear.
Or maybe none of this happens, I stick to my policies, there are no same day turnarounds, there are no provisional payments if you maybe like the thing, look at my testimonials, look at the quality (there are hundreds of photos), make a purchasing decision, provide adequate time needed to physically produce that thing, and get on with it. If you really hate it, I'll give you your money back because it's not worth the aggro. Then order the rest of the T-shirts, or don't, I don't really care because I'll get another email like this soon.
strawberry floating hell it's something new every week in terms of fuckaboutery that translates into a value of 1-2% what it purports to be and it's no wonder I am thinking of working a full time job instead of wasting my life.
I need to nuke these from orbit and possibly have it so my form is impossible to submit without agreeing to a couple of really basic things.