The Work Thread 2 - Get back to work!

[Victor Mildew]

When you've been just quickly clicking through the learning part of a mandatory online training course, singing oasis songs and then you suddenly get to a test section

[That's not a growth]

One of the security guards on trial for the Manchester Arena bombing apparently breezed through his anti-terror training in a matter of seconds, just clicking through it all.

The fact they know this means it was logged, and they didn't care - and it'll probably be the same for yours. Really what you should be doing is sitting at each one for a few mins while you read the news.

[Victor Mildew]

I got every single question wrong

[Rocsteady]

Those mandatory courses are normally piss easy even if you skimmed over it all, no? Maybe you need to git gud

[Jenuall]

I got every single question wrong

I'm sure it will be fine. In fact some might say that this approach is best, you've just got to roll with it sometimes.

D'you know what I mean?

[Zilnad]

I got every single question wrong

I'm pretty sure that failing those tests counts as an instant dismissal. Sorry

[Qikz]

I got every single question wrong

I'm sure it will be fine. In fact some might say that this approach is best, you've just got to roll with it sometimes.

D'you know what I mean?

roll with the punches mate roll with the punches.

[Red]

First salaried pay day since I quit my last job in August 2019 to go back to uni and it feels amazing. Had forgotten the thrill of getting properly paid, rather than small irregular amounts for freelance work.

Also get paid £135 every two weeks for food, tax free. Hallelujah.

[Curls]

When you've been just quickly clicking through the learning part of a mandatory online training course, singing oasis songs and then you suddenly get to a test section

I do this with all online learning Did you snipping tool each question when it came up, or even better the solution(if it gives them)? That when you skip through the entire thing to the quiz again, you can look back at your snipped solutions.

Working with the military you have to do their mandortory learning too; on one particularly bollocks one, my colleagues and I saved a folder with every solution snipping tooled for future tests.

[Errkal]

One of the NHS ones we used to have to do when I was at the NHS had the answers in the HTML source code.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I thought everyone skipped to the end on e-learning modules. The questions are usually like "The fire alarm goes off; do you a) go for a poo, b) start a fight with a colleague or c) safely leave the building by following the evacuation route?".

[Tomous]

D) all of the above

[Jenuall]

The correct answer is "get your elbows in"

[OnlyShallow]

Well, after being made redundant during lockdow 2 Electric boogaloo, I was not holding too much hope of getting a job, but I've managed to secure a temp job until March, with the possibility of it going perm. Also it works out £5k a year more than I was on. Plus I get paid my enhanced redundancy this week.

[That's not a growth]

Great stuff, that's brilliant news, congratulations!

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Congrats OS, nicely done.

[Victor Mildew]

Good work

[Zilnad]

Didn't hear from the boss at all yesterday so I wonder if he was having his Zilnad meeting and I'll hear from him today

[JChalmers]

Didn't hear from the boss at all yesterday so I wonder if he was having his Zilnad meeting and I'll hear from him today

Zilnad,

Why didn't you try to contact me yesterday. I've been needing to speak to you.

Next time please use foresight and call me when I expect you too.

Thanks,

[Zilnad]

Thanks for that