The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[teh bork]

Holy gooseberry fool continuity in storylines, I'm shocked.

[Jam-Master Jay]

I love you, Teddy.

[Cardinal Chunder]

So this was his announcement?

WHAT THE strawberry float?

[Cardinal Chunder]

And there it is.

Screwjob.

[teh bork]

Ermm a ref screwed him, hahahaha

[Corazon de Leon]

i think we should all get points because that quite clearly is a nonesnese.

[Cardinal Chunder]

The ref didn't bail out with nearly as much class as Hebner did.

[teh bork]

I love how Teddy stands there looking clueless.

[Corazon de Leon]

hebners a strawberry floating wally thouh

[Balloon Sod]

strawberry floating hell WWE

[Cardinal Chunder]

That was a strawberry floating shambles. The company deserves to go down the shitter if they keep coming up with this dross. Vince, you're a dick.

Cora.

[Balloon Sod]

I just got a text from an unknown number simply saying "Bullshit"

I assume it's my friend.

[Jam-Master Jay]

Another lame finish.

Still, at least Punk is the champ.

[KK]

Montreal Screwjob re-enactment #9456.

[Corazon de Leon]

That was a strawberry floating shambles. The company deserves to go down the shitter if they keep coming up with this dross. Vince, you're a dick.

Cora.

?

mates, i had a gooseberry fool night beyond belief.

[Cardinal Chunder]

That was a strawberry floating shambles. The company deserves to go down the shitter if they keep coming up with this dross. Vince, you're a dick.

Cora.

?

Calling Hebner a wally.

I feel sorry for anyone in the US that actually paid for that.

[Corazon de Leon]

That was a strawberry floating shambles. The company deserves to go down the shitter if they keep coming up with this dross. Vince, you're a dick.

Cora.

?

Calling Hebner a wally.

I feel sorry for anyone in the US that actually paid for that.

wasnt it him that was done for selling knocked off wwe merchandsie ? id say hes a wally for that. now dave hebner is a strawberry floating dude.

6 points with a possible 2 extra depending on whether teddy boy tried that move and how long punk was in submissions for.

[Corazon de Leon]

Who got pinned in the Y2J & Big Show Vs MVP & Mark Henry Match? MVP or Henry?

wwe.com says henry. a little research goes a long way and i say that as someone whose partially inebraited.

[Ginga]

Without pinfalls, disqualifications or count-outs, passage to the World Heavyweight Title was granted only by making an opponent submit – something The Deadman has never done in his near-two decade career.

That reads as though The Undertaker has never made an opponent submit

It's just terribly worded. I gather they mean The Undertaker has never tapped out?
Which is also technically a lie seeing as Angle made him tap in 2002/2003 on Smackdown. Didn't Khali make him pass out as well?

[Skippy]

Well thanks for the spoiler in the title KKLEIN