The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Johnny Ryall]

I never ever do these but I actually know what's going on for once.


WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Too Phat
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: I have no idea
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: The Shield
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Dean Ambrose
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Sheamus
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: D Bry
Last eliminated: Y2J
Jericho to enter at which number: 1
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[Dangerblade]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Team Rhodes Scholars
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: The Miz
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Tamina Snuka
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Seth Rollins
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: Daniel Bryan
Last eliminated: Chris Jericho
Jericho to enter at which number: 1
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[Mockmaster]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Team Rhodes Scholars
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Darren Ambrose
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Kane
First eliminated: Daniel Bryan
Last eliminated: Randy Orton
Jericho to enter at which number: 1
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[BraithGwirod]

Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Clay and Tensai
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, Cena & Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Roman Reigns
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Jericho
Last to enter: Orton
First eliminated: Swagger
Last eliminated: Orton
Jericho to enter at which number: 4
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): CM Punk

[Reavus]

WWE Elimination Chamber

Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Brodus Clay and Tensai

Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro

Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn

The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Ryback
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Seth Rollins

Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: Daniel Bryan
Last eliminated: Chris Jericho
Jericho to enter at which number: 4

Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio

The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship. If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[1cmanny1]

WWE Elimination Chamber

Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Brodus Clay and Tensai

Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro

Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn (I don't know who the other girl is)

The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Cena, Ryback and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Darren Ambrose

Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Jericho
Last to enter: Swagger
First eliminated: Kane
Last eliminated: Brian
Jericho to enter at which number: 3

Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[Cosmo]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Clay and Tensai
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, Cena, Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Ambrose
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Swagger
Last to enter: Henry
First eliminated: Kane
Last eliminated: Orton
Jericho to enter at which number: 2
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): Rock

[Dig Dug]

I guess that's what they call "the look". I turn 20 this year but I find that people don't see me as that old.

[Cosmo]

Bryan Alvarez vs A masked Lance Storm

[Jam-Master Jay]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Team Rhodes Scholars
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Darren Ambrose
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Kane
First eliminated: Jack Swagger
Last eliminated: Randy Orton
Jericho to enter at which number: 1
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[Dig Dug]

I guess that's what they call "the look". I turn 20 this year but I find that people don't see me as that old.

I remember Chris Masters' debut when he was 22. I was all "WTF no he isn't."

Ross says he's 21 in this video, wrongly.

Magnus is another one, he was 20 when he was in gladiators.

[Prototype]

Chamber match for the #1 contendership is the toughest to call. Reckon it's between Jericho and Henry. They've been pushing Henry non-stop since he came back.

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Clay/Tensai
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Team Cena
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Seth Rollins
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: Swaggie
Last eliminated: Chris Jericho
Jericho to enter at which number: 1
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[Codename 47]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Team Rhodes Scholars
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Seth Rollins
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Chris Jericho
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: Kane
Last eliminated: Daniel Bryan
Jericho to enter at which number: 1
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

I've got a feeling i've got that Chamber one completely wrong, like Proto said it's actually pretty tough to call. A lot of the guys in there have been pushed pretty well. The way I see Henry being eliminated, given how strong he's been booked going into this, is if all the guys in the Chamber hit him with their finishers. Swagger is my wildcard pick..but I have a feeling that Jericho will win the Chamber and end up facing Zig Zag at 'Mania for the WHC. Would love to see the Shield win but I just don't see it happening. Maybe they'll lose via DQ or something.

[Skippy]

Actually quite looking forward to the Chamber match, there's four feasible winners in there and how often does that happen?

[Kanbei]

Actually quite looking forward to the Chamber match, there's four feasible winners in there and how often does that happen?

That and the Cena/Ryback/Sheamus v Shield match are the big 2 matches of the night. The other matches we already know what's going to happen.

[Drumstick]

There's a chance I might stay up for this tonight. I was up until 2am last night and tomorrow promises to be an easy day at work.

Will people be in the chatbox?

[Drumstick]

WWE Elimination Chamber

Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Brodus Clay and Tensai

Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro

Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn

The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): Jern Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Darren Ambrose

Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: Daniel Bryan
Last eliminated: Chris Jericho
Jericho to enter at which number: 1

Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Albertoooooooo Delllllllll Rrrrrrrrrrrrioooooo

The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship
Winner (worth 5): The Rock, Rocky Maivia, The Bluechipper

[GM]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Brodus Clay and Tensai
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): John Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Dean Ambrose
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: Daniel Bryan
Last eliminated: Chris Jericho
Jericho to enter at which number: 5
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[Caped Chameleon]

WWE Elimination Chamber

Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Brodus Clay and Tensai
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): John Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Dean Ambrose
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Mark Henry
First eliminated: Daniel Bryan
Last eliminated: Randy Orton
Jericho to enter at which number: 4
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock

[Hank Scorpio]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Brodus Clay and Tensai vs. Team Rhodes Scholars
Winners: Clay & Tensai
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. The Miz - Singles match for the United States Championship
Winner: Cesaro
Kaitlyn (c) vs. Tamina Snuka - Singles match for the Divas Championship
Winner: Kaitlyn
The Shield vs. Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winners: Ryback, John Cena and Sheamus
Winner (guy to get the pin/sub): John Cena
Loser (guy to get pinned/subbed): Rollins
Jack Swagger vs. Chris Jericho vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton - Elimination Chamber match to determine the No. 1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 29
Winner (worth 3): Mark Henry
Last to enter: Randy Orton
First eliminated: Kane
Last eliminated: Randy Orton
Jericho to enter at which number: 3
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Big Show - Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 3): Del Rio
The Rock (c) vs. CM Punk - Singles match for the WWE Championship.If The Rock is disqualified or counted out, he will lose the championship.
Winner (worth 5): The Rock