Things that annoy you - the official thread

[Imrahil]

I'm pretty annoyed with Heinz Ravioli tins these days tbh. I could swear at some pooint over the last few years they've reduced the number of ravioli by two and just added a shitload more sauce to make up for it to save money.

I demand an enquiry, I demand justice.

[Alvin Flummux]

Ravioligate

[Fatal Exception]

Made a lunch time appointment to have my hair cut. Been waiting half an hour.

There's your first mistake. Hair appointments are for girls. A queue at the barber shop is for men.

Man up.

I'm too white for a barber shop.

[False]

.. what?

[Skarjo]

Pretty sure a lunchtime hair appointment is, like, the whitest thing I can think of this side of a frappucino.

[Poser]

Pretty sure a lunchtime hair appointment is, like, the whitest thing I can think of this side of a frappucino.

This.

I'm basically Mark from Peep Show.

[PaperMacheMario]

The fact that there's so many people on the road who are capable of causing - or at least nearly causing - accidents every single day. Usually women. Like today I was driving along the motorway when this car indicates to go into the inside lane and starts moving across. Only problem is she's pulling directly into the car in front of me who has to swerve into the, fortunately freakishly wide, hard shoulder.

And then about a minute later I see this other bint dangerously change lanes about 4 times just before the 4 lanes split into 2 going one way and the other 2 going another. Going about 20mph slower than the other 3 lanes. Get the strawberry floating bus you utter piece.

[jamcc]

The phrase "everything happens for a reason!!!!1!!!"

What does that even mean? Thick people trying to come across as even vaguely profound.

I had a wank last night. Reason; I like wanks.

[Lagamorph]

The phrase "everything happens for a reason!!!!1!!!"

What does that even mean? Thick people trying to come across as even vaguely profound.

I had a wank last night. Reason; I like wanks.

Therefor, it happened for a reason

[KK]

People that slurp their drinks & eat their food REALLY LOUDLY. You know who you are. I hate you. Yes, YOU.

[Squinty]

I'm pretty annoyed with Heinz Ravioli tins these days tbh. I could swear at some pooint over the last few years they've reduced the number of ravioli by two and just added a shitload more sauce to make up for it to save money.

I demand an enquiry, I demand justice.

There are so many examples of this. Shrinking sizes be damned also.

[Victor Mildew]

The fact that there's so many people on the road who are capable of causing - or at least nearly causing - accidents every single day. Usually women. Like today I was driving along the motorway when this car indicates to go into the inside lane and starts moving across. Only problem is she's pulling directly into the car in front of me who has to swerve into the, fortunately freakishly wide, hard shoulder.

And then about a minute later I see this other bint dangerously change lanes about 4 times just before the 4 lanes split into 2 going one way and the other 2 going another. Going about 20mph slower than the other 3 lanes. Get the strawberry floating bus you utter piece.

[Blue Eyes]

People that slurp their drinks & eat their food REALLY LOUDLY. You know who you are. I hate you. Yes, YOU.

My manager does this a lot. Eating his breakfast sandwich and talking with a mouth full of chewed up offal and smacking his lips is a truly awful sight and sound.

[False]

I was watching A Clockwork Orange last night and at end when Alex is eating

So strawberry floating disgusting.

[andretmzt]

Sneezing in public? Yeah okay not the nicest thing to do but we can't help it. Sneezing in public and BEING strawberry floating LOUD ABOUT IT. strawberry floating hell. Glad I got off the bus a couple of stops after this arse got on.

Actually I have just realised my mistake. I was on the bus. Problem solved.

[SEP]

I was watching A Clockwork Orange last night and at end when Alex is eating

So strawberry floating disgusting.

So the rape, brutal murder and psychological torture are fine, but messy eating is what really makes you ill?

[False]

Yes.

[PaperMacheMario]

Sneezing in public? Yeah okay not the nicest thing to do but we can't help it. Sneezing in public and BEING strawberry floating LOUD ABOUT IT. strawberry floating hell. Glad I got off the bus a couple of stops after this arse got on.

Actually I have just realised my mistake. I was on the bus. Problem solved.

I always sneeze really loudly and have no idea how to stop it. I've tried holding it in and my ears nearly blew off.

[Squinty]

Sneezing in public? Yeah okay not the nicest thing to do but we can't help it. Sneezing in public and BEING strawberry floating LOUD ABOUT IT. strawberry floating hell. Glad I got off the bus a couple of stops after this arse got on.

Actually I have just realised my mistake. I was on the bus. Problem solved.

I always sneeze really loudly and have no idea how to stop it. I've tried holding it in and my ears nearly blew off.

I find that pushing up the bit of skin above the mouth (moustache area) helps stop a sneeze coming on. It is very weird.

Actually, I just googled that, and pinching that area below your nose is an actual thing that works for some people. Worth a try.

[Lagamorph]

Sneezing in public? Yeah okay not the nicest thing to do but we can't help it. Sneezing in public and BEING strawberry floating LOUD ABOUT IT. strawberry floating hell. Glad I got off the bus a couple of stops after this arse got on.

Actually I have just realised my mistake. I was on the bus. Problem solved.

I always sneeze really loudly and have no idea how to stop it. I've tried holding it in and my ears nearly blew off.

Have you tried covering your mouth to muffle the noise?