Things that annoy you - the official thread

GRcade wrote:I've been fortunate enough to nab stuff like 400g of beef mince from Waitrose for 39p.

You'll still be talking about this on your deathbed.

captain red dog wrote:Going to the barbers. For the last 10 years I have shaved my head at home to avoid the chore of going to the barbers. Where I live, all the barbers are one man operations which means that you go along and have to wait your turn. If there are 5 people in front of you, it could be a 50 minute wait.

I also need to go to a new and unfamiliar barber otherwise I have to explain to my old one why I haven't been in for 10 years.

Another thing that annoys me are the old guys that go in and want a proper shave and stuff. It takes the piss. We don't like in the 1800's anymore, shave at home and save the rest of us time!

I went to a new barber last time who seems to have a lot of black customers so most of the guys get crew cuts, something you would think takes about 5 minutes. There was one person ahead of me and it looked like the guy was done when I walked in but it took them 45 minutes to finish it. :dread:

I'm sure it was probably a very good cut with no loose hairs but seriously? 45 minutes for one person?! How is this place going to stay in business?!

How do women get away with wearing such stupid outfits at formal occasions?

I mean can you imagine if a man wore an outfit that showed his feet and his bare arms to a fancy dinner :lol:

Doesn't really annoy me, just a weird thought I just had... :slol:

The strawberry float.

Fade wrote:How do women get away with wearing such stupid outfits at formal occasions?

I mean can you imagine if a man wore an outfit that showed his feet and his bare arms to a fancy dinner

'Cause women are pretty and men are hairy and gross, innit. :simper:

Fade

I'm annoyed by those Facebook meme posts with 4,846 comments of just people tagging other people.

Fade wrote:How do women get away with wearing such stupid outfits at formal occasions?

Like wearing a strip of fabric hanging from your neck?

Fade wrote:How do women get away with wearing such stupid outfits at formal occasions?

I mean can you imagine if a man wore an outfit that showed his feet and his bare arms to a fancy dinner

Doesn't really annoy me, just a weird thought I just had...

What the hell is this crap? They aren't likely to go mountain walking in this attire.

Fade wrote:How do women get away with wearing such stupid outfits at formal occasions?

I mean can you imagine if a man wore an outfit that showed his feet and his bare arms to a fancy dinner

Doesn't really annoy me, just a weird thought I just had...

Hahgayyoutube

All this bullshit that the media feel the need to report on.

Prime example this morning; the mayor of New York choosing to eat a pizza with a knife & fork rather than picking it up with his hands. A) who gives a gooseberry fool, and B) why is it being reported on at all, let alone in the UK. FFS. :fp:

It’s just a constant stream of gooseberry fool that nobody needs or wants to know about, but you can’t read a paper/listen to the radio/watch TV without seeing or hearing about it.

people who tell ugly people that theyre beautiful

so there are always these kids and stuff that are horribly disfigured, so they go on tv and everyone says they are beautiful and everything, when its bullshit

they arent beautiful, they are horrible - its absolutely horrible to look at, and telling them they are good looking is a straight up lie - and they arent stupid, they know how a mirror works and they know they look strawberry floating awful, so you are lying to their faces and they know it

this goes for adults too, whether they are run of the mill ugly strawberry float or acid in face or something

I dont want them on the tv, magazines, newspapers - I dont want to see them at all ever

see also; 'real women' and 'proud of my body'

they r beautiful on the inside

Roadworks on the A14 meant my normally 25 minute journey took an hour and ten minutes making me late for work.

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EDIT: You know what, no I'm not going to bother.

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Falsey, who can we call beautiful then? Are you just talking about the extreme ugly people, because wouldn't you like to be called handsome etc? And you are just average, as are most people.

I liked it Staydead, although I highly doubt Falsey is really serious.

Every day is so wonderful
Then suddenly it's hard to breathe.
Now and then I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed.

I am beautiful no matter what they say.
Words can't bring me down.
I am beautiful in every single way.
Yes, words can't bring me down... Oh no.
So don't you bring me down today.

To all your friends you're delirious,
So consumed in all your doom.
Trying hard to fill the emptiness.
The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone.
is that the way it is?

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down....oh no
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down, oh, no
So don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(no matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes

And everywhere we go
(and everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(the sun will always, always shine)
And tomorrow we might wake on the other side

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down, no, no
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down, oh, no
So don't you bring me down today

Oh, yeah, don't you bring me down today, yeah, ooh
Don't you bring me down ooh... today

Falsey wrote:people who tell ugly people that theyre beautiful

so there are always these kids and stuff that are horribly disfigured, so they go on tv and everyone says they are beautiful and everything, when its bullshit

they arent beautiful, they are horrible - its absolutely horrible to look at, and telling them they are good looking is a straight up lie - and they arent stupid, they know how a mirror works and they know they look strawberry floating awful, so you are lying to their faces and they know it

this goes for adults too, whether they are run of the mill ugly strawberry float or acid in face or something

I dont want them on the tv, magazines, newspapers - I dont want to see them at all ever

see also; 'real women' and 'proud of my body'

Also, telling people who've had bad gooseberry fool happen to them that they are "brave" and "heroes". For what? Not crawling into a corner and dying? They have no choice.

It sure is edgy in here today.

Knoyleo wrote:It sure is edgy in here today.

I give it an Edgy 7/10. Which is actually a bloody good score.

Poser wrote:
Knoyleo wrote:It sure is edgy in here today.

I give it an Edgy 7/10. Which is actually a bloody good score.

It's better than 8/10.

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