[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

The fact that i wanted to go shopping in Bath, but am feeling so crappy that i've barely got off the bed all day.

When someone asks you to change a document, but doesn't give you the information to change.

"Hi Ad, please change document X"

"What needs changing?"

"Some of the values are wrong"

"Which ones?"

"They're in another manual"

"Which manual?"

....... "please change the values I'm getting pressured here"

"Ok but I don't have any of the information I need"

......." can you just please change the values?!"

:fp:

Ok, this value is now 10 million, this one is 3 and the final one is now pi to 30 decimal place.

Just do a CTRL-F to search for any numbers and randomly change them all, job done!

Just change them all to the text 'changed'.

Make them all date format.

That's not a growth wrote:Just change them all to the text 'changed'.

I love this.

Jenuall wrote:Just do a CTRL-F to search for any numbers and randomly change them all, job done!

Ahh so that's how you did your script.

Victor Mildew wrote:When someone asks you to change a document, but doesn't give you the information to change.

"Hi Ad, please change document X"

"What needs changing?"

"Some of the values are wrong"

"Which ones?"

"They're in another manual"

"Which manual?"

....... "please change the values I'm getting pressured here"

"Ok but I don't have any of the information I need"

......." can you just please change the values?!"

Why the strawberry float can't they change the values if they're wrong and they know they are? :lol:

Qikz wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:When someone asks you to change a document, but doesn't give you the information to change.

"Hi Ad, please change document X"

"What needs changing?"

"Some of the values are wrong"

"Which ones?"

"They're in another manual"

"Which manual?"

....... "please change the values I'm getting pressured here"

"Ok but I don't have any of the information I need"

......." can you just please change the values?!"

Why the strawberry float can't they change the values if they're wrong and they know they are?

Oh I know he owns this process so I wouldn't want to step on Ad's toes! I'm getting chased on this is this going to be done by the 2pm meeting or not?

Moggy wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Just do a CTRL-F to search for any numbers and randomly change them all, job done!

Ahh so that's how you did your script.

I like the way Victor's coworker has just pivoted immediately to the 'he must be taking the piss' stance of pleading.

HMRC. They make it so hard to find information and report tax charges that it feels like the strawberry floating banana splits don't actually want anybody to pay tax.

Windows 10 searching across a network. How can this be so monumentally gooseberry fool?

I've been asked to update something, which I've found, but I'm pretty sure there's a version created much later that supersedes it. I move up two levels, put the code of the very document I've just been looking at, and 5 solid minutes later it draws a blank on the search. I've just looked at it for strawberry float sake.

Victor Mildew wrote:Windows 10 searching across a network. How can this be so monumentally gooseberry fool?

I've been asked to update something, which I've found, but I'm pretty sure there's a version created much later that supersedes it. I move up two levels, put the code of the very document I've just been looking at, and 5 solid minutes later it draws a blank on the search. I've just looked at it for strawberry float sake.

Tell your colleagues to stop putting gooseberry fool in 500 subfolders and maybe the search wouldn't be so bad.

Qikz wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:Windows 10 searching across a network. How can this be so monumentally gooseberry fool?

I've been asked to update something, which I've found, but I'm pretty sure there's a version created much later that supersedes it. I move up two levels, put the code of the very document I've just been looking at, and 5 solid minutes later it draws a blank on the search. I've just looked at it for strawberry float sake.

Tell your colleagues to stop putting gooseberry fool in 500 subfolders and maybe the search wouldn't be so bad.

Wouldn't make a difference.

By default windows 10 finds the attributes of all files (total files, total size etc) before displaying the results which is why its strawberry floating slow it can do the same when navigating a shared drive too thats not a drive mapping.

Its configurable via the registry.

Centrum. What a scummy brand this is. I bought some for my Mum, not cheap at around £6 even on promotion, but here I am thinking I'm doing some good, and afterwards I checked the ingredient list and not only is the vitamin content lower than a considerably smaller supermarket pill, it's laced with crap. Talc. strawberry floating TALC. Colurants. Preservatives. Gelatin. You name it, they've used it to bulk it into this large purple pill.

There are some wasps nesting in part of the garden and we want to get rid, but the council aren't doing it at the mo because covid, another company is 3 times the price plus travel and the one that was only twice the council rate didn't turn up today when they were supposed to. I'll give them a call tomorrow and be polite but vexxed.

Improvised flamethrower.

Hit the nest with a bat, the wasps will respect your authority and move on fast.

[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

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