[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

17:55 is pretty early to eat dude.

Probably the early bird special.

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

Home developers / decorators who apparently feel that, because of the type of work they do, they have to blast out music at high volume so that they can hear it over the top of their (already noisy) work.

Moggy wrote:

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

Peter Crisp wrote:

Moggy wrote:

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

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Peter Crisp wrote:I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

Is that you Neo?

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Moggy wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:

Moggy wrote:

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

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Dont stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger

Ad7 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:

Moggy wrote:

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

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Dont stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger

I think Moggy's one is punchier.

Jenuall wrote:

Ad7 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:

Moggy wrote:

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

01010011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100001

Dont stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger

I think Moggy's one is punchier.

Lagamorph wrote:

Jenuall wrote:

Ad7 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:

Moggy wrote:

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

01010011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100001

Dont stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger

I think Moggy's one is punchier.

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Jenuall wrote:

Ad7 wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Peter Crisp wrote:

Moggy wrote:

jawafour wrote:When I saw Jurassic Park in 1993, it was set "65 million years ago". Just watched a BBC programme about the extinction of the dinosaurs, and they were banging on about the meteorite hitting "66 million years ago".

Dang it, do I believe Steven Spielberg or Alice Roberts? .

Believe in the Bible, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and dinosaur bones were put there to test our faith.

I believe this is a simulation universe and none of us actually exist.

01010011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100001

Dont stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger

I think Moggy's one is punchier.

Calendars that start the week on a Sunday.



Spent all day thinking it was the 13th today!

How else can you all explain me being so rubbish lately at Driveclub?

It just has to be a glich in my program in the system, there's no other reasonable explanation thus showing solid proof that this is indeed a simulation universe.

We deal with third party organisations in my work, and it never ceases to amaze me how strawberry floating incompetent they are, and how horrible they are to deal with.

Had two of them being completely arsey with me over the phone today. One of them was complaining about how long we are taking to deal with a case. I started requesting information from their office 4 months ago. No response to all the attempts.

Eventually got the information I required from them, and it's strawberry floating wrong. Utter, utter wankers.

Work does my head in at times.

People who, at the first glimpse of sun, strip off and walk around in public with no shirt.

It's 25°C and you're at a Starbucks in an industrial park, not pissing Malaga. Get a strawberry floating grip.

The belief that football did not exist before 1992. The media report "facts" that discount the idea that football was played for around 100 years before the Premier League started.

Despite finishing 2nd in Division 1 in 1982/83, apparently Watford are - according to the BBC - targeting their "highest league finish" .

jawafour wrote:

The belief that football did not exist before 1992. The media report "facts" that discount the idea that football was played for around 100 years before the Premier League started.

Despite finishing 2nd in Division 1 in 1982/83, apparently Watford are - according to the BBC - targeting their "highest league finish" .

You see it with the European Cup/Champions League as well. Tottenham are apparently in their first ever semi-final, even though they got to the semis in 1962.

Moggy wrote:...You see it with the European Cup/Champions League as well. Tottenham are apparently in their first ever semi-final, even though they got to the semis in 1962.

Liverpool are trying for their first League title this year...

The problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in