[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

Picking the gf up from the train station, and someone stopped to pick someone else up right in front of the exit to the car park which is right next to the platform. The net effect was that they stopped anyone else from leaving while picking up. Someone behind them honks their horn and the passenger goes over and they have a pointy-finger wavey-hand angry discussion in the MIDDLE OF THE strawberry floating ROAD for a good few minutes while a massive queue of cars builds up behind them. Nobody cares, it doesn't matter, you're in the way being nobheads. get in the goddamn car and drive away you massive strawberry floating mong. Even I joined in the cacophony of car horns indicating the unilateral zero strawberry floats being given by everyone else.

People having driving lessons during commute time. What in the actual strawberry float This car was crawling along at about 20 the whole way, with a snake of about 15 cars behind it. The strawberry float are you doing having lessons at this time?!

Learning how to drive in traffic?

The only traffic was behind them

Learning how to hold up traffic?

There would be less traffic if the Deliveroo rider wasn’t using his car.

"These offers are only available if you shop through our app"

I do not want to have to download an app for every shop I buy from once in a blue moon. Just let me shop from my browser ffs.

Knoyleo wrote:"These offers are only available if you shop through our app"

I do not want to have to download an app for every shop I buy from once in a blue moon. Just let me shop from my browser ffs.

I think my most regular response to obtrusive "download our app!" messages while on a website in my browser is to give up and stop using the site completely. They must be driving traffic away more than they convince people to use their apps.

Instant vouchers that aren't actually instant.

We get various discounts through a scheme at work which is really handy for certain things, one of the retailers included is Sainybobbles so I often use it for doing the weekly shop.

Annoyingly it used to be the case that for their discount you had to order a specific discount card and then top it up a good couple of days in advance of using it, however on checking the app today I see it now lists the top up as "instant". Hooray I thought I can use it now whilst I'm in the shop!

So I go through the various screens on the app to select the amount to top up, confirm my card details etc. and then just before the final step to buy it says "top up will take 2 hours". 2 HOURS IS NOT strawberry floating INSTANT YOU strawberry floaters!!

If someone asks for an instant coffee and you strawberry float off for two hours then I think they would be a bit miffed!

It might just be because you call them "Sainybobbles"

Tomous wrote:It might just be because you call them "Sainybobbles"

This. Everyone knows the cools kids call it J Sainsbury PLC.

Pfft. The real cool cats just call them by their International Securities Identification Number:

GB00B019KW72

Rolls right off the tongue.

Sannybizzles
Teskies
Chavsda
Waitrose (OOH SOMEONE'S DOING WELL)

Shotgun wankers on Modern Warfare multiplayer.

Needs no further explanation!

I'm now imagining Vermy sat in a dark room in his bobble hat, getting mad at MW whilst stool bloke watches from the window

Victor Mildew wrote:Movember.

The cause is great and it's fantastic people are doing anything to raise awareness and money. But strawberry floating hell it's been co-opted by the KER AY ZEE gang now. It used to be more of a genuine make yourself look like a berk thing when it started as it wasn't trendy to have a stupid moustache or stupid beard, but now every strawberry floater seems to have either of those, just having the facial hair you normally have but then going LOL MOVEMBER GIVE ME MONEY SO KRAY ZEEEE is annoying. Look at what people have done on here to raise money for charities for the smallest of handouts, yet I'm supposed to give the same treatment to someone who has just shaved their beard back a bit LOL I LUK LIEK FREADDE MURCYOUREA LOL

(And I have donated before anyone says anything)

Well this is awkward...

twitter.com/Nimmo1492/status/1195402225193017345

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:Movember.

The cause is great and it's fantastic people are doing anything to raise awareness and money. But strawberry floating hell it's been co-opted by the KER AY ZEE gang now. It used to be more of a genuine make yourself look like a berk thing when it started as it wasn't trendy to have a stupid moustache or stupid beard, but now every strawberry floater seems to have either of those, just having the facial hair you normally have but then going LOL MOVEMBER GIVE ME MONEY SO KRAY ZEEEE is annoying. Look at what people have done on here to raise money for charities for the smallest of handouts, yet I'm supposed to give the same treatment to someone who has just shaved their beard back a bit LOL I LUK LIEK FREADDE MURCYOUREA LOL

(And I have donated before anyone says anything)

Well this is awkward...

twitter.com/Nimmo1492/status/1195402225193017345

Tsunade wrote:I'm now imagining Vermy sat in a dark room in his bobble hat, getting mad at MW whilst stool bloke watches from the window

Too warm in here for bobble hats though.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:Movember.

The cause is great and it's fantastic people are doing anything to raise awareness and money. But strawberry floating hell it's been co-opted by the KER AY ZEE gang now. It used to be more of a genuine make yourself look like a berk thing when it started as it wasn't trendy to have a stupid moustache or stupid beard, but now every strawberry floater seems to have either of those, just having the facial hair you normally have but then going LOL MOVEMBER GIVE ME MONEY SO KRAY ZEEEE is annoying. Look at what people have done on here to raise money for charities for the smallest of handouts, yet I'm supposed to give the same treatment to someone who has just shaved their beard back a bit LOL I LUK LIEK FREADDE MURCYOUREA LOL

(And I have donated before anyone says anything)

Well this is awkward...

twitter.com/Nimmo1492/status/1195402225193017345

Go on Neil lad

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Victor Mildew wrote:Movember.

The cause is great and it's fantastic people are doing anything to raise awareness and money. But strawberry floating hell it's been co-opted by the KER AY ZEE gang now. It used to be more of a genuine make yourself look like a berk thing when it started as it wasn't trendy to have a stupid moustache or stupid beard, but now every strawberry floater seems to have either of those, just having the facial hair you normally have but then going LOL MOVEMBER GIVE ME MONEY SO KRAY ZEEEE is annoying. Look at what people have done on here to raise money for charities for the smallest of handouts, yet I'm supposed to give the same treatment to someone who has just shaved their beard back a bit LOL I LUK LIEK FREADDE MURCYOUREA LOL

(And I have donated before anyone says anything)

Well this is awkward...

twitter.com/Nimmo1492/status/1195402225193017345

Is that you?