[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

"Happy Monday!"

I'm not Bez, today is not happy, strawberry float off.

It's nearly hump day too!!!!!!!

When you're going round a roundabout and as you pass an entry lane a car is already pulling out so it seems like they're going to clip the back of your car as you go round - really strawberry floats me off, why can't they just wait until you've passed? PRICKS AHOY

Victor Mildew wrote:It's nearly hump day too!!!!!!!

Preezy wrote:When you're going round a roundabout and as you pass an entry lane a car is already pulling out so it seems like they're going to clip the back of your car as you go round - really strawberry floats me off, why can't they just wait until you've passed? PRICKS AHOY

Ever been undertaken on a roundabout? Some babyfaced little prick in a massive 4x4 did it to me once, and I don't think I've ever been so mad before or since. :lol:

Lorry drivers.

It's only because of one whiny prick but I'm really strawberry floating bored of seeing gooseberry fool like this.

I get it, lorry drivers are important. But strawberry float off with the desperate need for thanks you twat.

Plot twist: Moggy's wife is a lorry driver

I wanna do the lottery and the site is strawberry floating shite.

Lazy work colleagues who don't know that they're lazy themselves, but feel it's their place to whine about other lazy people.

10.44 - Had a really strong coffee and I'm busting for a gooseberry fool. Expecting a delivery today, check the tracker just in case.

Expected delivery: 10.45 - 14:45.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Victor Mildew wrote:10.44 - Had a really strong coffee and I'm busting for a gooseberry fool. Expecting a delivery today, check the tracker just in case.

Expected delivery: 10.45 - 14:45.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Gemini73 wrote:Lazy work colleagues who don't know that they're lazy themselves, but feel it's their place to whine about other lazy people.

Oh boy do I know about that one of late. In particular one fine fellow that thinks its ok to do half the job, whine about having nowt to do (because I've done it all for him) and spend half the shift in the canteen.

Squinty wrote:I wanna do the lottery and the site is strawberry floating shite.

I'm playing the Euromillions on Friday. And you know what I did? I went to the shop like an old person. :capnscotty:

KK wrote:
Squinty wrote:I wanna do the lottery and the site is strawberry floating shite.

I'm playing the Euromillions on Friday. And you know what I did? I went to the shop like an old person.

I think I will just do that. That experience last night was atrocious.

Squinty wrote:I wanna do the lottery and the site is strawberry floating shite.

At least they've finally removed the captcha gooseberry fool from the login process.

I don't use Spotify enough to justify paying for a subscription. But if anything would tempt me it would be Billie Eilish ads promoting Spotify. Not because they're good or make me desperate to get a subscription. Her ads are just so low energy, can't be bothered, just phoning it in, suck the mood right out of any upbeat playlist I'm listening to I'm tempted to pay to never hear her again. I guess its one way to get subscriptions.

Billie Eilish is amazing and there's nothing low effort about her music :capnscotty:

I'm talking about her ads for spotify. "Listen to todays hot hits only on Spotify" delivered with all the enthusiasm of someone scrolling through their phone and just remembered they're contractually obligated to record an ad. I've never listened to her songs though so maybe she puts all her enthusiasm and effort into them?

[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

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