[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

I've got a 'real' life, it's mostly gooseberry fool.

Victor Mildew wrote:Someone I know also makes the most disgusting noises while they eat. Mouth open, snorting, coughing, throat clearing, breathing through the nose like a knackered vacuum cleaner.

I unintentionally do that while eating sometimes (due to my disability) and am slightly self conscious about it.

Taking smaller mouthfuls helps prevent choking noises though, perhaps they should do the same. (no context bait).

Ironhide wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:Someone I know also makes the most disgusting noises while they eat. Mouth open, snorting, coughing, throat clearing, breathing through the nose like a knackered vacuum cleaner.

I unintentionally do that while eating sometimes (due to my disability) and am slightly self conscious about it.

Taking smaller mouthfuls helps prevent choking noises though, perhaps they should do the same. (no context bait).

You've definitely got a more than valid excuse though! This is just someone being a strawberry floating pig. Just needs a hobbit singing a song next to him for it to be complete.

Victor Mildew wrote:This is just someone being a strawberry floating pig.

Victor Mildew wrote:Just needs a hobbit singing a song next to him for it to be complete.

Vermilion wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:This is just someone being a strawberry floating pig.

How's the diet going?

did someone say they're strawberry floating pigs?!

Heard someone raving about NFTs IRL today. I wanted to die.

"And you can buy a jpg for £100 and in two weeks it'll be worth £200,000!!!!!"

I really think my hatred of eating noises stems from an early age. I vividly remember it being my birthday, I was probably 5 or 6, and being sat at a table with my family in silence eating cake, while making simpsons style OM NOM NARM NOM eating noises, and I just went "OH FOR GOD SAKE" and stomped off.

Victor Mildew wrote:I vividly remember it being my birthday, I was probably 5 or 6, and being sat at a table with my family in silence

Jenuall wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:I vividly remember it being my birthday, I was probably 5 or 6, and being sat at a table with my family in silence

Zilnad wrote:Heard someone raving about NFTs IRL today. I wanted to die.

"And you can buy a jpg for £100 and in two weeks it'll be worth £200,000!!!!!"

Or you could be shot, and lose your partner, in a terrorist attack, only to find the doctor who treated you is trying to sell NFTs of your x-ray.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60124931

Bataclan survivor finds NFT of her X-ray for sale online

A French surgeon faces legal action after he tried to sell an X-ray of one of his patient's injuries as a digital artwork without her consent.

The senior surgeon at a Paris hospital put the image of a woman's forearm with a Kalashnikov bullet lodged near the bone up for sale online as an NFT.

The listing said she had been shot in the arm during the 2015 Bataclan attack in Paris which left 130 people dead.

Emmanuel Masmejean now faces legal action and possible misconduct charges.

Mr Masmejean, an orthopaedic surgeon at the Georges Pompidou hospital, had also described the patient on the NFT website as a young woman who had lost her boyfriend during the 2015 massacre in Paris by Islamic State gunmen.

Asked for comment by Mediapart, which first reported the story, Mr Masmejean reportedly said he acknowledged that the sale was "an error" and that he regretted not having sought permission from the patient.

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In this case, the NFT of the French woman's X-ray was put up for sale on OpenSea - one of the most popular NFT trading sites - for £2,057 ($2,776; €2,446), Mediapart reported.

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your sig goes well with that news story :lol:

Squinty wrote:Eating a burger with a knife and fork should be frowned on. Same with pizza.

I mean, what those stupid restaurant ones that are literally too big to fit in you're mouth, I'm not a snake.

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strawberry float's sake you space slices, listen to basic instructions.

Victor Mildew wrote:OM NOM NARM NOM eating noises

Vermilion wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:OM NOM NARM NOM eating noises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q

New one that I've heard which I now can't unhear:

"I'm living my best life"

The strawberry float does that even mean?

That's going straight in the bin along with ngl and obviously.

Sorry, what I meant was:

"obviously I'm 100% living my best life right now ngl"

Love, laugh, live your best life.

Boy have Tesco got the best bag for Ad:

[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

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