[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

Lagamorph wrote:Do OralB make anything other than toothpaste?

Toothbrushes.

The Postcode Lottery advert annoys me. If there was ever a good reason not to play it, it's so you don't have one of those twats knocking on your door.

PatSharpsMullet wrote:

Lagamorph wrote:Do OralB make anything other than toothpaste?

Toothbrushes.

The Postcode Lottery advert annoys me. If there was ever a good reason not to play it, it's so you don't have one of those twats knocking on your door.

As far as I can tell from the advert only loud, annoying, Welsh people win it anyway.

I've never won

PatSharpsMullet wrote:

Lagamorph wrote:Do OralB make anything other than toothpaste?

Toothbrushes.

The Postcode Lottery advert annoys me. If there was ever a good reason not to play it, it's so you don't have one of those twats knocking on your door.

Someone's knocking at your door

Errkal wrote:

PatSharpsMullet wrote:

Lagamorph wrote:Do OralB make anything other than toothpaste?

Toothbrushes.

The Postcode Lottery advert annoys me. If there was ever a good reason not to play it, it's so you don't have one of those twats knocking on your door.

Someone's knocking at your door

Somebody's ringing the bell?

Ironhide wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Ironhide wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Lagamorph wrote:The endless Funeral Plan adverts on TV.

Daytime TV

Late evening TV ads are equally unbearable, all scare mongering toothpaste ads and incontinence underwear ads combined with relentless online casino ads.

Scaremongering toothpaste ads?

Yes.

"Spit blood when you brush? YOUR TEETH ARE GOING TO FALL OUT IF YOU DON'T USE OUR NEW TOOTHPASTE!"

Or maybe you just brush too hard.

You just reminded me I had a horrible dream last night a load of my teeth rotted and fell out of my mouth in irregular shattered pieces, with some shards staying in my gums and needing to be pulled out. So thanks for that.

People who don't keep their nose out of your work when it's nothing to do with them at all.

I'm working on a project, in the very early stages, having a chat with someone who's also on the project, and this guy just drags his chair over and acts like a third member of this conversation Then he starts disagreeing with what we're saying and thinking he's got all the answers when he doesn't even know what the project is. FLOAT. OFF.

Ad7 wrote:People who don't keep their nose out of your work when it's nothing to do with them at all.

I'm working on a project, in the very early stages, having a chat with someone who's also on the project, and this guy just drags his chair over and acts like a third member of this conversation Then he starts disagreeing with what we're saying and thinking he's got all the answers when he doesn't even know what the project is. FLOAT. OFF.

Did you complete the TPS report before starting the project?

This sounds like a job for crazy lady

Ad7 wrote:This sounds like a job for crazy lady

She's been off sick so far this week. It's been blissfully quiet.

I bet you're looking forward to her full time mummy SO BUSY HARDEST JOB IN DA WURLD X storys when she returns.

OH MY GOD U DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF TIRED I WAS UP ALL MORNING WITH TIMMY COS HE WONTED ICE CREAM FOR BREKFUST LOL WOS E LIEK PAMSL X

Ad7 wrote:I bet you're looking forward to her full time mummy SO BUSY HARDEST JOB IN DA WURLD X storys when she returns.

OH MY GOD U DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF TIRED I WAS UP ALL MORNING WITH TIMMY COS HE WONTED ICE CREAM FOR BREKFUST LOL WOS E LIEK PAMSL X

She's a spinster that lives alone (not even a cat).

I feel mean being horrible about her, she is actually really nice but she does get on my nerves sometimes.

Moggy wrote:

Ad7 wrote:I bet you're looking forward to her full time mummy SO BUSY HARDEST JOB IN DA WURLD X storys when she returns.

OH MY GOD U DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF TIRED I WAS UP ALL MORNING WITH TIMMY COS HE WONTED ICE CREAM FOR BREKFUST LOL WOS E LIEK PAMSL X

She's a spinster that lives alone (not even a cat).

I feel mean being horrible about her, she is actually really nice but she does get on my nerves sometimes.

So she's just a nice, lonely lady who sometimes tries to have conversations with a work colleague, even offering to help them with their workload sometimes, probably just trying to have a little bit of connection in her life? And you come in here and say these things about her?

Looks like Moggy was the real monster all along.

Jenuall wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Ad7 wrote:I bet you're looking forward to her full time mummy SO BUSY HARDEST JOB IN DA WURLD X storys when she returns.

OH MY GOD U DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF TIRED I WAS UP ALL MORNING WITH TIMMY COS HE WONTED ICE CREAM FOR BREKFUST LOL WOS E LIEK PAMSL X

She's a spinster that lives alone (not even a cat).

I feel mean being horrible about her, she is actually really nice but she does get on my nerves sometimes.

So she's just a nice, lonely lady who sometimes tries to have conversations with a work colleague, even offering to help them with their workload sometimes, probably just trying to have a little bit of connection in her life? And you come in here and say these things about her?

Looks like Moggy was the real monster all along.

I have never claimed to not be a monster. And I am pretty sure that is somebody like Ad7 worked with her then we would have a dedicated thread about how annoying she is.

Don't turn this around on me

That's not a growth wrote:You just reminded me I had a horrible dream last night a load of my teeth rotted and fell out of my mouth in irregular shattered pieces, with some shards staying in my gums and needing to be pulled out. So thanks for that.

Tooth breaking crumbling is meant to be a common dream (I've had it loads)

It's "commonly" thought to meant about stress/challenge or fear of change. (Or alternatively powerlessness)

Ad7 wrote:Don't turn this around on me

It’s all about you.

She’s back in today. She’s spent the last 2 hours either telling me how sick she still feels or moaning about how much work she has. Well if you shut up and did some work then maybe you would have less of it?

Sounds like the Nazi guy Ad works with, IIRC, he is very fond of standing up and very loudly informing everyone of just how much work he has to do.

This thread does kind of make me glad that I don't currently work with any particularly annoying people!

All of the people in our office tend to be decent sorts, although of about 100 people who are here I only really interact with the ~12 guys on my project - everyone else is squirrelled away in different rooms so there could be all manner of weirdos hidden away that I don't know about!

All that said one guy on our project did mention the other day that he thinks Jacob Rees-Mogg is "basically decent, and probably should be PM".