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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Death's Head » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:02 pm

Vermilion wrote:Austrian Toilets.

They are weird and very annoying as a result. When you do your business, instead of hitting the water it lands on a shelf. Then when you flush it shoots a jet of water across the shelf. Trouble is, the jet here isn't very powerful and so things do not always flush away and so need to be given a helping hand so to speak.

Can't believe I just spent the last few moments typing this, why do most of my posts these days seem to involve poo? :fp:
tldr edition - Vermilion has freakishly large/heavy turds the Austrian toilet system cannot deal with.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Lagamorph » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:13 pm

It's because Australians don't really take gooseberry fools in the toilet, they usually just gooseberry fool themselves when out and about because of literally everything trying to kill them 24/7.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Hime » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:18 pm

My Nanna's house was broken into today, she walked in from.the garden and there were 3 people ransacking her house. What annoys me is that even if the police find these people there will almost certainly be no suitable punishment for this, a few months in jail or possibly a suspended sentence. My Nanna, a lady who would help anyone, who has stayed so fiercely independent for such a long time, my strawberry floating hero, is now scarred for life by these strawberry floating scum bags. It's really not fair.

I'm strawberry floating praying someone finds out these peoples, I will happily spend my life behind bars for a moment with these worthless pieces of gooseberry fool.

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by NickSCFC » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:21 pm

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Death's Head » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:32 pm

Lagamorph wrote:It's because Australians don't really take gooseberry fools in the toilet, they usually just gooseberry fool themselves when out and about because of literally everything trying to kill them 24/7.
People still don't know the difference between Australians and Austrians.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Lagamorph » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:34 pm

Hime wrote:My Nanna's house was broken into today, she walked in from.the garden and there were 3 people ransacking her house. What annoys me is that even if the police find these people there will almost certainly be no suitable punishment for this, a few months in jail or possibly a suspended sentence. My Nanna, a lady who would help anyone, who has stayed so fiercely independent for such a long time, my strawberry floating hero, is now scarred for life by these strawberry floating scum bags. It's really not fair.

I'm strawberry floating praying someone finds out these peoples, I will happily spend my life behind bars for a moment with these worthless pieces of gooseberry fool.

Really sorry to hear about that man.
Even if they did get caught I doubt they'd even get something as harsh as a suspended sentence, that'd probably be the worst they got unless they were already on a suspended sentence for something else. Not that even a custodial sentence would probably do people like that any good. Any scumbag who's willing to ransack the house of an elderly person living alone probably isn't going to change no matter what punishment they face.


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Lagamorph wrote:It's because Australians don't really take gooseberry fools in the toilet, they usually just gooseberry fool themselves when out and about because of literally everything trying to kill them 24/7.
People still don't know the difference between Australians and Austrians.

Whoops, mis-read that :slol: :oops:

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Hime » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:23 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
Hime wrote:My Nanna's house was broken into today, she walked in from.the garden and there were 3 people ransacking her house. What annoys me is that even if the police find these people there will almost certainly be no suitable punishment for this, a few months in jail or possibly a suspended sentence. My Nanna, a lady who would help anyone, who has stayed so fiercely independent for such a long time, my strawberry floating hero, is now scarred for life by these strawberry floating scum bags. It's really not fair.

I'm strawberry floating praying someone finds out these peoples, I will happily spend my life behind bars for a moment with these worthless pieces of gooseberry fool.

Really sorry to hear about that man.
Even if they did get caught I doubt they'd even get something as harsh as a suspended sentence, that'd probably be the worst they got unless they were already on a suspended sentence for something else. Not that even a custodial sentence would probably do people like that any good. Any scumbag who's willing to ransack the house of an elderly person living alone probably isn't going to change no matter what punishment they face.


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Lagamorph wrote:It's because Australians don't really take gooseberry fools in the toilet, they usually just gooseberry fool themselves when out and about because of literally everything trying to kill them 24/7.
People still don't know the difference between Australians and Austrians.

Whoops, mis-read that :slol: :oops:

Thanks mate, your dead right. Unfortunately these people know that nothing serious will happen as long as they don't cross certain boundaries.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Jenuall » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:07 pm

Those Austrian (and some other European countries I believe) toilets are gooseberry fool, but they're still infinitely superior to those "stand and deliver" style squat toilets you still see around! :dread:

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:13 pm

Hime wrote:My Nanna's house was broken into today, she walked in from.the garden and there were 3 people ransacking her house. What annoys me is that even if the police find these people there will almost certainly be no suitable punishment for this, a few months in jail or possibly a suspended sentence. My Nanna, a lady who would help anyone, who has stayed so fiercely independent for such a long time, my strawberry floating hero, is now scarred for life by these strawberry floating scum bags. It's really not fair.

I'm strawberry floating praying someone finds out these peoples, I will happily spend my life behind bars for a moment with these worthless pieces of gooseberry fool.


strawberry floating scum. I live in fear of something like this happening to my nan as she's 91, almost completely deaf and lives alone.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Dual » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:34 pm

Hime wrote:My Nanna's house was broken into today, she walked in from.the garden and there were 3 people ransacking her house. What annoys me is that even if the police find these people there will almost certainly be no suitable punishment for this, a few months in jail or possibly a suspended sentence. My Nanna, a lady who would help anyone, who has stayed so fiercely independent for such a long time, my strawberry floating hero, is now scarred for life by these strawberry floating scum bags. It's really not fair.

I'm strawberry floating praying someone finds out these peoples, I will happily spend my life behind bars for a moment with these worthless pieces of gooseberry fool.


Im sure they were just misunderstood lads failed by the system. Please wish them no harm.

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Bunni » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:43 pm

Death's Head wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Austrian Toilets.

They are weird and very annoying as a result. When you do your business, instead of hitting the water it lands on a shelf. Then when you flush it shoots a jet of water across the shelf. Trouble is, the jet here isn't very powerful and so things do not always flush away and so need to be given a helping hand so to speak.

Can't believe I just spent the last few moments typing this, why do most of my posts these days seem to involve poo? :fp:
tldr edition - Vermilion has freakishly large/heavy turds the Austrian toilet system cannot deal with.


Considering the fact the biggest turd I’ve ever seen was found in a toilet in Austria, I’d have to agree. (10 Year’s of nursing - I’ve seen all kinda stuff)

Not sure if a power washer would have helped that one.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Lagamorph » Wed Jun 20, 2018 10:50 pm

Jenuall wrote:Those Austrian (and some other European countries I believe) toilets are gooseberry fool, but they're still infinitely superior to those "stand and deliver" style squat toilets you still see around! :dread:

Or those North American ones where the water fills all the way to the top.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Vermilion » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:21 am

Jenuall wrote:Those Austrian (and some other European countries I believe) toilets are gooseberry fool, but they're still infinitely superior to those "stand and deliver" style squat toilets you still see around! :dread:


Thankfully I've never encountered any of those. I hear they're pretty widespread in places like China though.

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PostRe: RE: Re: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Death's Head » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:40 am

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Those Austrian (and some other European countries I believe) toilets are gooseberry fool, but they're still infinitely superior to those "stand and deliver" style squat toilets you still see around! :dread:


Thankfully I've never encountered any of those. I hear they're pretty widespread in places like China though.
Also popular in Malaysia, but fortunately now becoming less common. First time I encountered one was in France back in 81/82.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Tsunade » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:54 am

Hime wrote:My Nanna's house was broken into today, she walked in from.the garden and there were 3 people ransacking her house. What annoys me is that even if the police find these people there will almost certainly be no suitable punishment for this, a few months in jail or possibly a suspended sentence. My Nanna, a lady who would help anyone, who has stayed so fiercely independent for such a long time, my strawberry floating hero, is now scarred for life by these strawberry floating scum bags. It's really not fair.

I'm strawberry floating praying someone finds out these peoples, I will happily spend my life behind bars for a moment with these worthless pieces of gooseberry fool.


My nan sounds like yours from what you said, to have that happen to anyone is horrible, but knowing it's traumatised them makes it ten times worse. I hope your nanna is okay and that this doesn't stop her doing what she wants to do long term.

Bastards like that don't care who they're hurting, as long as they get what they want. I hope they're caught and very soon.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by KK » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:24 am

The general shittiness of home printers, the expense of ink, and their bloody slowness. I have a Canon MG7750, and this morning it has taken me 8 minutes to print one solitary colour document, it going through some sort of roller/cleaning/calibration process. It seems like for every handful of documentents it'll print immediately, home printers need to go through this elongated reset (presumably one that also continues to waste ink).

The scanner isn't particularly fast either.

"This is the best printer we make". IS IT strawberry floating REALLY.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Moggy » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:25 am

Companies that let you sign up for subscriptions online, but insist you write/phone them to cancel.

Wankers.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Trelliz » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:30 am

Getting off the train this morning and some utter shitlord was just sat on the barely two-people wide stairs leading up from the platform to the exit, just not giving a solitary strawberry float while everyone has to filter past them single file. Its like when you get on a bus and have to sit next to someone and they keep manspreading like they've got a strawberry floating beachball between their knees so you have to perch on a third of a seat because some strawberry floating prick needs that small victory over others for no reason at all.

In short: people annoy me in general.

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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by 1cmanny1 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:38 am

KK wrote:The general shittiness of home printers, the expense of ink, and their bloody slowness. I have a Canon MG7750, and this morning it has taken me 8 minutes to print one solitary colour document, it going through some sort of roller/cleaning/calibration process. It seems like for every handful of documentents it'll print immediately, home printers need to go through this elongated reset (presumably one that also continues to waste ink).

The scanner isn't particularly fast either.

"This is the best printer we make". IS IT strawberry floating REALLY.


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PostRe: Things that annoy you 5.0 - annoy harder
by Ad7 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:59 am

How the strawberry float is it possible for someone to grunt putting a phone down?

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