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Preezy wrote:

jawafour wrote:Dang it
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Jawa is a 1950's suburban American man

I'm not sure that's really much of a suprise to anyone.

I may well be nearing my 50s... but not 1950s .

People that spell "oops" as "oups"

EDIT: I just did a search for the word on the forum and of the 3 results, 1 was as part of a weblink and the other was me complaining about people that type it like that (one in this very thread)

I can't say as I've ever seen anyone spell it like that!

Tonight's annoyance from the drive home: arseholes who leave their lights on main beam when driving past you down dark roads and lanes!

Jenuall wrote:Tonight's annoyance from the drive home: arseholes who leave their lights on main beam when driving past you down dark roads and lanes!

Your dogging etiquette is appalling, they are signalling that they want you.

Moggy wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Tonight's annoyance from the drive home: arseholes who leave their lights on main beam when driving past you down dark roads and lanes!

Your dogging etiquette is appalling, they are signalling that they want you.

Now it makes sense!

People who bring a week's worth of lunches into work in one go and hog the communal fridge.

Admiral Insurance adverts make me want to sterilise the human race.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:People who bring a week's worth of lunches into work in one go and hog the communal fridge.

New Year New Me

The hipster banana split in the Barker & Stonehouse ad who's sitting with his feet up on the bed whilst still wearing shoes.

actually its hipster banana splits in general that annoy me.

that is disgusting

Jenuall wrote:I can't say as I've ever seen anyone spell it like that!

Tonight's annoyance from the drive home: arseholes who leave their lights on main beam when driving past you down dark roads and lanes!

This. So much this. Idiots.

People who think it's acceptable to spit in public.

Waiting for my train back to Edinburgh and there's some banana split standing and spitting on the ground every 30 seconds.

Lagamorph wrote:People who think it's acceptable to spit in public.

Such a disgusting habit, can't stand that type of behaviour.

Ok but is it actually worse, though? Gross, sure, but you're keeping it to yourself. Spitting, especially when people hock up a lung beforehand, is just making the world that tiniest bit worse for everyone else around you. Use a tissue, for strawberry float's sake.

Christ some of the absolute shite ASDA own brand is now pumping out is unreal. I’m being paid to try these products and I feel aggrieved. They’ve launched this new British “Classic” range that includes a frozen omelette, chips and baked beans ready meal, or you can swap out the omelette for 2 sausages. The omelette even looks like gooseberry fool ON the box, never mind in it. A strawberry floating frozen omelette. Like the 4th dimension of hell. Or as it was once known: the 70s.



Yum!

Oh but it gets better, Batman sausages. What’s it supposed to represent, his pale knob? Or if that one doesn’t float your boat, Wonder Woman cheese and tomato ketchup sausages. Presumably that one is for telling the kids about what happens when you’ve had sex with Mum on her period.

I thought we’d hit rock bottom with the frozen jacket potato but now they’ve added a frozen cheese and ham toastie. “On a scale of 1 to 10 how crispy is it?” I’ll tell you how crispy it is: MINUS 5 STARS. “That isn’t an option on the multiple choice,”; “I don’t give a strawberry float Clive, write it down.”

Ooooot cuisine. I don’t want to be all Jamie Oliver but come on, the population has to be better than this.

My local Tesco has frozen porridge. For £1.15

Who the strawberry float can’t make porridge? It takes longer to microwave the strawberry floater from frozen than it does to make it fresh. Also, you can ge thy pots you op up with hot water for half the price if you’re really that lazy.

(I make my own instant pot in a reusable tub, some wards I go to don’t always have microwaves so I’m stuck with a kettle. Dried milk powder and some oats, top up with hot water. Pop some blueberry in with a drizzle of honey, or chocolate chips that melt like primary school.)

Waiting for my order to arrive it has been an hour. I am hungry!