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Motorquike then!

Fourey-bikey-wheeley-boi

They're much better than bikes because you can take them anywhere!

Going out for a family dinner and get a call from my Dad telling me I can't wear shorts as we're going to a gastro pub. What the strawberry float? I can wear shorts even in a resturaunt lmao why you hating on shorts.

wear what you want; its 2019

If the pub is that pathetic about what people wear I’d refuse to go.

Upgrade the family dinner. Get down to 'spoons for a carve up.

People who somehow manage to take 18 months to walk up a small staircase. I actually had to completely stop moving twice to avoid walking in to the back of someone going upstairs just now.

Did you try this?

Weather forecasts. They're actually useless. If you can't forecast the weather properly then just don't bother at all.

This happened to me the other week.

Torrential rain, they said. 80% chance of thunderstorms. AWFUL WEATHER. Took the big umbrella with me. Didn't rain at all. So by 4pm in the afternoon it's now quite warm and sunny and I'm carrying around this umbrella like a pillock.

When it's pouring, you feel all smug that you purchased a golf umbrella that can sustain a hurricane. When it doesn't rain you're cursing having to carry the damn thing around, or use it as an impromptu walking stick and feel like an old man.

What is the best way to tell someone you're not interested in hearing about their kids ever again?

Ad7 wrote:What is the best way to tell someone you're not interested in hearing about their kids ever again?

Murdering the kids.

Tell them you’re a convicted nonce.

I've tried both already.

Murder the parents?

It's too late for them.

By which I mean the person or people currently harassing your about their children. Unless you're saying you've already killed them, in which case, great minds think alike.

Ad7 wrote:What is the best way to tell someone you're not interested in hearing about their kids ever again?

Start talking about how great not having kids is (if you don't have any) or something they will find deeply uninteresting in return.