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Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:44 am
by Drumstick
Bring on Friday.

Got a new pillow last night and hoping perhaps it will just take some adjusting to, because I barely slept at all. Legitimately struggling to keep my eyes open.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:38 am
by Squinty
Just back after a week off and I can already feel my work related annoyances collating.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:40 pm
by Victor Mildew
Right that's it, people loudly sucking their finger tips during eating with hands has officially knocked loud crips eating off the top of 'Things to make Ad7 murder every one in a 1 mile radius'. There's someone by me doing it now, absolutely revolting habbit.

We went out to a pub before a gig on Saturday and there was some sat at the end of the bar who'd ordered a pizza. It came whole and he was given the cutter wheel to go with it. He cut the thing in half, then picked the wheel up and licked it clean on both sides :dread: :dread: :dread: Then he cut that half in to a half and licked the wheel AGAIN before handing a piece to someone next to him :dread: :dread: :dread:

THEN while he was eating a piece, he'd take a couple of bites, changes hands and then loudly.suck his fingers, then take a few more bits and lick the other hand. He did this through the whole pizza.

strawberry floating banana split.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:46 pm
by Preezy
People are scum.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:52 pm
by Jenuall
Sub-human scum.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:59 pm
by Blue Eyes
There are few greater pleasures in life than eating something in the most disgusting manner imaginable. Yet I hate it when other banana splits are doing it.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:12 pm
by Tomous
Ad7 wrote:He cut the thing in half, then picked the wheel up and licked it clean on both



What the strawberry float, that's a cut tongue waiting to happen :dread:

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:15 pm
by Jenuall
Tomous wrote:
Ad7 wrote:He cut the thing in half, then picked the wheel up and licked it clean on both



What the strawberry float, that's a cut tongue waiting to happen :dread:

I mean, this person is a monster and all, but I'm assuming they just licked the flat side of the wheel and not the blade!

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:26 pm
by Snowcannon
Don’t mess with the crips

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:16 pm
by Errkal
Ad7 wrote:Go to the cubicle to change this morning - unflushed gooseberry fool and shitty toilet paper sat in the loo that's clearly been there all weekend :|

Also, is it Friday yet?


Bleugh!

Luckily we have a shower block at work that gets cleaned 3 times a day.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:51 pm
by Ironhide
Ad7 wrote:Right that's it, people loudly sucking their finger tips during eating with hands has officially knocked loud crips eating off the top of 'Things to make Ad7 murder every one in a 1 mile radius'. There's someone by me doing it now, absolutely revolting habbit.

We went out to a pub before a gig on Saturday and there was some sat at the end of the bar who'd ordered a pizza. It came whole and he was given the cutter wheel to go with it. He cut the thing in half, then picked the wheel up and licked it clean on both sides :dread: :dread: :dread: Then he cut that half in to a half and licked the wheel AGAIN before handing a piece to someone next to him :dread: :dread: :dread:

THEN while he was eating a piece, he'd take a couple of bites, changes hands and then loudly.suck his fingers, then take a few more bits and lick the other hand. He did this through the whole pizza.

strawberry floating banana split.


Who the strawberry float licks the pizza cutter? utter melter.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:53 pm
by Blue Eyes
Ironhide wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Right that's it, people loudly sucking their finger tips during eating with hands has officially knocked loud crips eating off the top of 'Things to make Ad7 murder every one in a 1 mile radius'. There's someone by me doing it now, absolutely revolting habbit.

We went out to a pub before a gig on Saturday and there was some sat at the end of the bar who'd ordered a pizza. It came whole and he was given the cutter wheel to go with it. He cut the thing in half, then picked the wheel up and licked it clean on both sides :dread: :dread: :dread: Then he cut that half in to a half and licked the wheel AGAIN before handing a piece to someone next to him :dread: :dread: :dread:

THEN while he was eating a piece, he'd take a couple of bites, changes hands and then loudly.suck his fingers, then take a few more bits and lick the other hand. He did this through the whole pizza.

strawberry floating banana split.


Who the strawberry float licks the pizza cutter? utter melter.

I lick it. Always have, always will. That's good cheese and sauce going to waste otherwise.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:57 pm
by Victor Mildew
Blue Eyes wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Right that's it, people loudly sucking their finger tips during eating with hands has officially knocked loud crips eating off the top of 'Things to make Ad7 murder every one in a 1 mile radius'. There's someone by me doing it now, absolutely revolting habbit.

We went out to a pub before a gig on Saturday and there was some sat at the end of the bar who'd ordered a pizza. It came whole and he was given the cutter wheel to go with it. He cut the thing in half, then picked the wheel up and licked it clean on both sides :dread: :dread: :dread: Then he cut that half in to a half and licked the wheel AGAIN before handing a piece to someone next to him :dread: :dread: :dread:

THEN while he was eating a piece, he'd take a couple of bites, changes hands and then loudly.suck his fingers, then take a few more bits and lick the other hand. He did this through the whole pizza.

strawberry floating banana split.


Who the strawberry float licks the pizza cutter? utter melter.

I lick it. Always have, always will. That's good cheese and sauce going to waste otherwise.


Wipe the blade on the crust then you pig :dread:

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:58 pm
by Jenuall
Ad7 wrote:
Blue Eyes wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Right that's it, people loudly sucking their finger tips during eating with hands has officially knocked loud crips eating off the top of 'Things to make Ad7 murder every one in a 1 mile radius'. There's someone by me doing it now, absolutely revolting habbit.

We went out to a pub before a gig on Saturday and there was some sat at the end of the bar who'd ordered a pizza. It came whole and he was given the cutter wheel to go with it. He cut the thing in half, then picked the wheel up and licked it clean on both sides :dread: :dread: :dread: Then he cut that half in to a half and licked the wheel AGAIN before handing a piece to someone next to him :dread: :dread: :dread:

THEN while he was eating a piece, he'd take a couple of bites, changes hands and then loudly.suck his fingers, then take a few more bits and lick the other hand. He did this through the whole pizza.

strawberry floating banana split.


Who the strawberry float licks the pizza cutter? utter melter.

I lick it. Always have, always will. That's good cheese and sauce going to waste otherwise.


Wipe the blade on the crust then you pig :dread:

Probably licks the plate when the pizza is finished as well. :dread:

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:29 pm
by Zaichik
Errkal wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Go to the cubicle to change this morning - unflushed gooseberry fool and shitty toilet paper sat in the loo that's clearly been there all weekend :|

Also, is it Friday yet?


Bleugh!

Luckily we have a shower block at work that gets cleaned 3 times a day.


Do people gooseberry fool in it then?

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:41 pm
by Knoyleo

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 5:55 pm
by Errkal
Zaichik wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Ad7 wrote:Go to the cubicle to change this morning - unflushed gooseberry fool and shitty toilet paper sat in the loo that's clearly been there all weekend :|

Also, is it Friday yet?


Bleugh!

Luckily we have a shower block at work that gets cleaned 3 times a day.


Do people gooseberry fool in it then?


If they do the cleaners do a marvelous job.

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:43 pm
by Dual
>'baby on board' sticker in rear view mirror
>drives recklessly

Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:10 pm
by That's not a growth
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Re: Thing's that annoy u. Is it Friday yet PSML

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:09 pm
by Dual
:lol: