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Cuđđoolph wrote:Why would scales need wifi?

So they can collect and sell your data.

Cuđđoolph wrote:Why would scales need wifi?

For the same reason you need a talking toaster.

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Cuđđoolph wrote:Why would scales need wifi?

For the same reason you need a talking toaster.

I want a chirpy breakfast companion!

Vermi Claus wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Cuđđoolph wrote:Why would scales need wifi?

For the same reason you need a talking toaster.

I want a chirpy breakfast companion!

Yes, but do you want any toast?

Cheeky Devlin wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:
Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Cuđđoolph wrote:Why would scales need wifi?

For the same reason you need a talking toaster.

I want a chirpy breakfast companion!

Yes, but do you want any toast?

No thankyou.

How about a muffin?

We don't like muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels! No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks!

Vermi Claus wrote:We don't like muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels! No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks!

Yours is grim world :dread:

How about loaves?

Ah, so you're a waffle man!

Man can not treat on Waffles alone!

Just watch it with that talk around Vermi or he'll have his 14lb lump hammer on to you.

Jenu-All I Want For Christmas wrote:Just watch it with that talk around Vermi or he'll have his 14lb lump hammer on to you.

That's no way to talk about stool bloke

I think we're getting away from the real question here.

Vermi.... Do you want any toast?

Cheeky Devlin wrote:Vermi.... Do you want any toast?

Look, I don't want any toast, and Jenuall doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.

Vermi Claus wrote:
Cheeky Devlin wrote:Vermi.... Do you want any toast?

Look, I don't want any toast, and Jenuall doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.

I like toast. With a good spread of butter on - as long as applied while toast is fresh/hot

So what is it?

Only joking.

What goes on toast stays on toast

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:So what is it?

Oh someone punch him out!

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