I had a guy try to recruit me into a pyramid scheme and or cult last month. I also met him at the grocery store, I was looking at some drink and as he was walking by he asked me if they were any good, I thought noting of it then, but now that I look back on it I'm pretty sure it was a rehearsed opening line.
We got chatting and he mentioned he was in IT (then he clarified that he's selling office supplies, so uhh I guess that counts?) and asked me what I was doing myself blah blah. We ended up exchanging phone numbers as I don't really know anyone in this town so thought he was just friendly and it might be nice to know someone.
Then a bit later we schedule a meet up at some cafe so I go and then the sales pitch starts. Telling me about how he's involved in a mentorship program, and they're pretty selective and if I would be interested in hearing more. I was already there so I said sure, always nice to know other people. He starts going on about how they can advise you in not just business, but also in life, how to have a good family, happy marriage, and (and these are his actual words) "even spiritually if I'm interested in that"
This then devolved from mentorship to a talk about working for others, and how much better it would be to be self employed, and while difficult you could eventually "buy your time back". WTF kind of retarded gooseberry fool is that? I really wanted to tell him that's a horrible spiel but didn't want to give him any advice.
I told him I have my own specialized skills so if I started a small business it would be using those rather than selling a product and getting into "multi-level marketing" as he called it (this is the new way to say pyramid scheme). Then he told me I would be working like crazy forever, and an employee would never care about my business as much as me, which went completely against what he said at first about buying my time back. WTF?!
At least he didn't push too hard once I told him I wasn't interested. After that he basically made small talk for like 3 minutes and then we both left.