[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

There's a woman being interviewed on BBC News and she keeps saying "reconised" instead of recognised :dread:

Lagamorph wrote:There's a woman being interviewed on BBC News and she keeps saying "reconised" instead of recognised

Which BBC News? The main news on BBC Breakfast or the local news? Can you be more pacific?

That's not a growth wrote:

The people around here and their reluctance when it rains to both use their lights and indicators.

Turn my lights on in this dreadful visibility?

There's a sizable set of people who think you're scum if you actually use your headlights during the day. I just have my sidelights on all the time now, don't see any reason not to.

It's the same group of people (usually "car men" :dread:

) who flip their gooseberry fool if someone dares use their fog lights for anything more than 1cm of visibility.

Ad7 wrote:The people around here and their reluctance when it rains to both use their lights and indicators.

Came in here to post just this!

Some people are literally morons when it comes to road safety. The visibility was appalling on some stretches of the M4 this morning and some people were just hammering along with no lights on like it was strawberry floating Outrun or something. :fp:

Cars should be fitted with LED message boards so you can put text up on to say gooseberry fool like "TURN LIGHTS ON MORON". In fact if that doesn't already exist I'm going to strawberry floating Kickstart it myself!

I’ve known people that are like that with wipers as well. They seem to think they are more manly if they don’t have their wipers on?

“Why are your wipers going?”

“Because it’s raining”

“But you can still see!”

Why aren't you wearing a seat belt?
Only going down the road!
Mfw

Some arsehole is stealing my cans of Pepsi Max from the office kitchen fridge!

This is basically the crime of the century and if I discover who has done it then justice will be swift and almost unbelievably harsh! :nod:

Moggy wrote:I’ve known people that are like that with wipers as well. They seem to think they are more manly if they don’t have their wipers on?

“Why are your wipers going?”

“Because it’s raining”

“But you can still see!”

What about when it's that sort of rain where you put the wipers on and instead of looking through some spots of rain you end up looking through a massive cataract-y streak across the whole windscreen?

Windscreen wipers are for wimps, if I can't see out of the windscreen I just stick my head out of the window instead.

Jenuall wrote:Some arsehole is stealing my cans of Pepsi Max from the office kitchen fridge!

This is basically the crime of the century and if I discover who has done it then justice will be swift and almost unbelievably harsh!

I brought some of my son's birthday cake into work yesterday, and when I went to grab a piece today and take the Tupperware box home I found that someone had thrown the cake and the box in the bin. WHAT THE ACTUAL strawberry float? It's not your food, it's not your box, and it's been in the staff room for just over 24 hours so it hasn't exactly overstayed its welcome. It's genuinely pissed me off far more than it should have!

Dowbocop wrote:
Moggy wrote:I’ve known people that are like that with wipers as well. They seem to think they are more manly if they don’t have their wipers on?

“Why are your wipers going?”

“Because it’s raining”

“But you can still see!”

What about when it's that sort of rain where you put the wipers on and instead of looking through some spots of rain you end up looking through a massive cataract-y streak across the whole windscreen?

Squeeze your stick and squirt all over it and it will soon satisfy you.

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Jenuall wrote:Some arsehole is stealing my cans of Pepsi Max from the office kitchen fridge!

Put a single can in, but make sure it contains some powerful laxatives, that'll allow you to quickly determine who the culprit is.

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:Some arsehole is stealing my cans of Pepsi Max from the office kitchen fridge!

Put a single can in, but make sure it contains some powerful laxatives, that'll allow you to quickly determine who the culprit is.

A plan with no drawbacks!

I can’t stop humming that bloody Dolly Parton song “Here you come again” from that TV commercial with the bloke in the wheel chair.

I am so strawberry floating bored of hearing about and being forcefully shown pictures of weans going to school.

What's a wean?

Ad7 wrote:What's a wean?

A bairn.

[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

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