[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

Dowbocop wrote:

Red wrote:strawberry floating travesty that is the HMRC self-assessment tax return website/system jesus christ

It asks for the same info repeatedly, involves knowing about 17 different 25 digit codes with slightly different names, uses the word 'optional' where it means 'mandatory', doesn't always allow you to save progress, and then takes 7 to 10 days to send you vital pieces of info if you forget something.

Mnnghhhhh

The help tips are brilliant as well.

Q: Are you the sole director or something or other [can't remember the exact wording] of a company?

Hint: If you the sole director or something or other of a company, click Yes. Otherwise, click No.

YOU'VE JUST EXPLAINED THE CONCEPT OF A YES/NO QUESTION YOU strawberry floating strawberry floats

Yes, it's exactly like that.

Often I've just answered based on what the most likely answer to the question is, or answered as many questions in such a away that it discounts other question from applying, assuming they're not going to give that many gooseberry fools for someone making what I do. I get away with it, and any mistakes I've made I've just amended the following year. The very definition of making it up as you go along. I had no idea about accounting or taxes or anything like that until I started just doing them. Which has been.. valuable, I guess?

You can always google it and find 1000 other people who don't know what xyz nebulous phrase in accounting speak means... and get 5 different answers most of which consist of "ask an accountant". How about no, just give me a strawberry floating answer and make this gooseberry fool public knowledge for everyone? Should be taught in schools, however boring it is. Maybe people will be less inclined to evade tax if they actually know how to complete their returns and see that they very often owe little or nothing if you do it right. I mean, 16-year-old entrepreneurs aren't exactly going to be doing gangbusters right out of school, but they should know what a tax code and national insurance is.

No, we don't talk about the people in the early 20s making millions of pounds and furnishing whole offices with their mates, buying yachts, and retiring the moment they burn through their venture capitalist investments and vanish from the face of the earth.

Been searching high & low for a Driveclub season pass due to the fanny belchers @ Sony taking it all down
due to “licensing issues”.

If that’s true then you better take down Assetto Corsa : ultimate edition, as that’s technically a 2013 game as is Need For Speed Rivals. Ultimate edition / third party or not. Take that gooseberry fool down you shower of mouldy shites.

So get to GameStop Italy (mama Mia!), ooooo see drive club season pass, buy it, get the code, type the code in.
Doesn’t strawberry floating work

The absolute bastards. That’s like £12 to £20 out of pocket. Still hot about it now. I hope they get athletes foot & their nobs drop off.


































Bastards.




Edit: suck my balls sony, I’ve created an Italian account & now the season pass works. It better work on my main account

JediDragon05 wrote:Been searching high & low for a Driveclub season pass due to the fanny belchers @ Sony taking it all down
due to “licensing issues”.

If that’s true then you better take down Assetto Corsa : ultimate edition, as that’s technically a 2013 game as is Need For Speed Rivals. Ultimate edition / third party or not. Take that gooseberry fool down you shower of mouldy shites.

So get to GameStop Italy (mama Mia!), ooooo see drive club season pass, buy it, get the code, type the code in.
Doesn’t strawberry floating work

The absolute bastards. That’s like £12 to £20 out of pocket. Still hot about it now. I hope they get athletes foot & their nobs drop off.


































Bastards.




Edit: suck my balls sony, I’ve created an Italian account & now the season pass works. It better work on my main account

Oooo add me on psn (itsagh) if you haven't already and go for my times

Yo Sony



Party time mummy strawberry floaters

@ Victor Mistletoe, I'll send a request (from JediDragon2K8) shortly & will have a look tomorrow when I get back.

Cool. Remember the servers get shut down pretty soon, so you'll need to work quickly. Also post in the driveclub thread.

Red wrote:strawberry floating travesty that is the HMRC self-assessment tax return website/system jesus christ

It asks for the same info repeatedly, involves knowing about 17 different 25 digit codes with slightly different names, uses the word 'optional' where it means 'mandatory', doesn't always allow you to save progress, and then takes 7 to 10 days to send you vital pieces of info if you forget something.

Mnnghhhhh

Yes, it's an absolute crock of shite. It also doesn't calculate your tax correctly either. I enterred like 3 or 4 figures (3 incomes and expenses), and it said i owed £700 in tax, which i paid. I knew this wasnt right, as it's very simple to work out your tax, bit of basic maths. Anyway, i had to pay an accountant to contact them and ask them to reassess it. Turns out i owed nothing, so got it all back! So, make sure you manually calculate it.

The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I've been that guy all week

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

Cuđđoolph wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

Very.

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Cuđđoolph wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

Very.

Make sure you do it very loudly so that everyone knows just how tired you are.

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Cuđđoolph wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

Very.

Make sure you do it very loudly so that everyone knows just how tired you are.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD TIRED LITTLE TIMMY WAS UP AT 4 ASKING FOR ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST AND TO WATCH FROZEN ON NETFLIX WE'RE TRYING FOR LITTLE PERSON NUMBER 2 THIS FEBRUARY HERE WE GO AGAIN LOL X

That's almost as bad as those people who shout as loud as they can when they sneeze. And continue shouting afterwards for a few seconds, until it tails off.

Cuđđoolph wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

You should try sleeping when you get into bed!

Dual wrote:

Cuđđoolph wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

You should try sleeping when you get into bed!

Beds aren’t for sleeping. Beds are for fantasising over Dual.

Victor Mistletoe wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Cuđđoolph wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

Very.

Make sure you do it very loudly so that everyone knows just how tired you are.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD TIRED LITTLE TIMMY WAS UP AT 4 ASKING FOR ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST AND TO WATCH FROZEN ON NETFLIX WE'RE TRYING FOR LITTLE PERSON NUMBER 2 THIS FEBRUARY HERE WE GO AGAIN LOL X

God luck hun

Albear wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Cuđđoolph wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Harry Ellis wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

Victor Mistletoe wrote:The guy behind me hasn't stopped yawning since I got in, I reckon he's doing one about every 10 seconds, and they're these huge theatrical ASK ME ABOUT HOW TIRED I AM yawns which are a mixture of yawn and loud full lung exhale.

I yawned just reading that.

Unsure if serious but I did exactly the same.

I did yawn but I have been doing it pretty much non-stop since returning to work on 2 January.

Wow how tired are you?

Very.

Make sure you do it very loudly so that everyone knows just how tired you are.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD TIRED LITTLE TIMMY WAS UP AT 4 ASKING FOR ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST AND TO WATCH FROZEN ON NETFLIX WE'RE TRYING FOR LITTLE PERSON NUMBER 2 THIS FEBRUARY HERE WE GO AGAIN LOL X

God luck hun

THNX WE WANT TO GIVE TIMMY A LITTLE BRUV OR SIS B4 HE'S TOO OLD SO THEY CAN GO TO THE SAME SKOOL AND THEY CAN LOOK OUT 4 EACH OTHER!!!! WEVE BEEN TRYING 4 A FEW MONTHS NOW IM 4 WEEKS PAST MY PERIOD NOW SO GON 4 A SCAN SOON FINGERS CORSSED 4 DA SOUND OF LITTLE PERSON FEET AGAIN SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!