[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

It's all but certain Ad's bin has been sacrificed for its alluring burning fumes. There'll be a group of lads out there absolutely zonked on it as we speak. The KO'd one will have the net wrapped around his head.

Vermilion wrote:
Squinty wrote:Edit - No context thread beckons

Damn right!

Not surprised. That was some premium grade bin smut.

Holpil wrote:It's all but certain Ad's bin has been sacrificed for its alluring burning fumes. There'll be a group of lads out there absolutely zonked on it as we speak. The KO'd one will have the net wrapped around his head.

I feel that I've just made a terrible mistake. I've just bought a Google pixel phone, and all of your porn miss-swipes can't be as bad as that.

I've absolutely stuffed it.

Holy gooseberry fool, Ad is Mister T?

Abacus wrote:I feel that I've just made a terrible mistake. I've just bought a Google pixel phone, and all of your porn miss-swipes can't be as bad as that.

I've absolutely stuffed it.

Pixel phones are amazing. I've got a pixel 2 and it's literally the best phone I've ever owned.

<]:^D wrote:i swear if someone steals my bin im going full Drummy on them

I don't know who you are bin stealer, but I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you.

Qikz wrote:
Abacus wrote:I feel that I've just made a terrible mistake. I've just bought a Google pixel phone, and all of your porn miss-swipes can't be as bad as that.

I've absolutely stuffed it.

Pixel phones are amazing. I've got a pixel 2 and it's literally the best phone I've ever owned.

What happens if you have a defective pixel while watching Dead Pixels on a Pixel phone?

Qikz wrote:
Abacus wrote:I feel that I've just made a terrible mistake. I've just bought a Google pixel phone, and all of your porn miss-swipes can't be as bad as that.

I've absolutely stuffed it.

Pixel phones are amazing. I've got a pixel 2 and it's literally the best phone I've ever owned.

Just being the best phone you've ever owned wasn't convincing enough, but now you've said it's literally the best phone you've ever owned, I'm sold (not gonna lie)
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Victor Mildew wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Abacus wrote:I feel that I've just made a terrible mistake. I've just bought a Google pixel phone, and all of your porn miss-swipes can't be as bad as that.

I've absolutely stuffed it.

Pixel phones are amazing. I've got a pixel 2 and it's literally the best phone I've ever owned.

Just being the best phone you've ever owned wasn't convincing enough, but now you've said it's literally the best phone you've ever owned, I'm sold (not gonna lie)
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He's only ever owned that phone and so it is literally true.

Hundred percent

It's not the only phone I've had.

I loved my old Google phone. Couldn't afford a Pixel though

I've got a rogue eyebrow hair that is wildly out of control today - the strawberry floater is literally trying to poke me in the eye right now! Where's a pair of scissors when you need them!?

Had my car in for an MOT today so I killed time by going to the bank; I've had one cheque sat on my desk for 6 months from a single client that still insists on using them.

I turned up at the bank and it was empty inside. A woman walks over and asks if I have a ticket to enter, then points at a QR code on a poster. I said no. She then tried to convince me to take out my phone, download a QR code app and scan the code which would put me at the front of the queue. I declined, said it's for a single cheque and I probably won't be back for another 12 months, then her tone changed and she said 'fine but in the future you will need a virtual ticket, please go to cash machine #1'.

I'm fine with using technology helping to make things more efficient but if the bank is strawberry floating empty what difference does it make?

Those new Asda adverts with the boss eyed guy thanking Asda for going everything they can to keep everyone safe. It’s bad enough they’re essentially congratulating themselves for adhering to government guidelines but of all the places i’ve visited since Covid it’s the most chaotic and rammed with no visible marshalling.

My local store has combined its kiosk and pharmacy into one with a queue that runs across the shop entrance blocking people from getting in.

Work - why is it when I support our one client it's busy and the rest of the office is quiet and when I support our office work our client is quiet. strawberry floating cursed I swear.

strawberry float Microsoft Teams. strawberry float Microsoft and strawberry float their strawberry floating gooseberry fool piece of software that never works. strawberry float this stupid TPM error and strawberry float everything. I'm so pissed off today this is unbearable.

Qikz wrote:strawberry float Microsoft Teams. strawberry float Microsoft and strawberry float their strawberry floating gooseberry fool piece of software that never works. strawberry float this stupid TPM error and strawberry float everything. I'm so pissed off today this is unbearable.

TPM error? Either TPM is locked, or needs resetting, is there anything else that can happen ?

TPM locked is a good one, takes some doing as well as you ahve to type the Bitlocker pin like 30 times wrong (someone actually did it when I was in Ops)

Errkal wrote:
Qikz wrote:strawberry float Microsoft Teams. strawberry float Microsoft and strawberry float their strawberry floating gooseberry fool piece of software that never works. strawberry float this stupid TPM error and strawberry float everything. I'm so pissed off today this is unbearable.

TPM error? Either TPM is locked, or needs resetting, is there anything else that can happen ?

TPM locked is a good one, takes some doing as well as you ahve to type the Bitlocker pin like 30 times wrong (someone actually did it when I was in Ops)

It's not even a real TPM error, it's just teams saying there's a problem with the TPM which there isn't. It's just a garbage application all around.

[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

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