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When a loaf of bread has an odd number of slices. Whenever I eat bread it's usually 2 slices, for example as a sandwich, as toast or with soup. What am I supposed to do with one random slice of leftover bread?

Ad7 wrote:

jawafour wrote:To help out, I shall be keeping a close eye on the Wii U chat thread. Things continue to zip along at quite a pace there and I shall be sure to start a new thread as soon as we hit the next 250-page limit.

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Self-directed towards us Club Uvians, of course - not towards the tech crew!

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:When a loaf of bread has an odd number of slices. Whenever I eat bread it's usually 2 slices, for example as a sandwich, as toast or with soup. What am I supposed to do with one random slice of leftover bread?

Make yourself a Big Sandwich with a superfluous extra slice of bread in the middle between the filings.

Knoyleo wrote:

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:When a loaf of bread has an odd number of slices. Whenever I eat bread it's usually 2 slices, for example as a sandwich, as toast or with soup. What am I supposed to do with one random slice of leftover bread?

Make yourself a Big Sandwich with a superfluous extra slice of bread in the middle between the filings.

Like a Big Mac? I would never have thought of that. In the end I just had three slices of bread with my soup at lunch time.

EDIT: People leaving the office mid afternoon and saying "goodnight" as they leave. I'm here until 8 o'clock you bastards!

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:When a loaf of bread has an odd number of slices. Whenever I eat bread it's usually 2 slices, for example as a sandwich, as toast or with soup. What am I supposed to do with one random slice of leftover bread?

Make one sandwich a club sandwich. I've solved all your problems.

banana split teenagers singing in their garden after 12am.

The utter, utter, UTTER waste of air, base elements and human effort who 'trespassed on the line', strawberry floating up the entire train network and making the normally 15-20 minute last part of my journey take over a strawberry floating hour and counting, now on a massively and circuitously diverted bus going out of my strawberry floating mind.

It is not easy to get onto a train line for obvious reasons, so it takes real concentrated effort and deliberate choice to be a complete piece of pointless gooseberry fool and a massive and strawberry floating stupid banana split - the kind of selfish, stupid and completely irrelevant human ballast i wouldn't give more than cursory derision and a sarcastic "serves them right" when reading about them getting strawberry floating electrocuted on the track or some gooseberry fool and statements at their funeral by their tearful but mentally and responsibility-devoid "parents" saying how they were such a good lad and had never done anything to hurt no-one. strawberry float right the strawberry float off.

Kung Fu Painting. You'll know it when you see it.

Lazy annoying...
bastards can't scrape their food off their plates. It's ok I know your too overpaid, too privileged to put your half eaten sandwiches in the strawberry floating bin.
The same bastards who want a tea party with their buffet yet there is a coffe machine just outside the board room. It's not there for display purposes.

Audi pricks.
Nothing makes my urine boil more than these blue tooth headset using, dark shade wearing arrogant pricks. Especially the prick yesterday who was beeping at a learner driver to hurry up with their manoeuvre. Need I remind you clowns that once you where a learner driver too.

Supermarket sweep
I've had too stop going on a weekend. It's either old slow people (the walking dead), people who stand in awkward places & parents who can't control their screaming kids that are running riot.

Religious types being petty strawberry floats:

Orange Order: Protestants told not to use ‘RIP’ as it is Catholic superstition

Five hundred years after reformation, Northern Ireland’s Orange Order says RIP is un-Protestant and un-biblical

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... perstition

Saint of Killers wrote:Religious types being petty strawberry floats:

Orange Order: Protestants told not to use ‘RIP’ as it is Catholic superstition

Five hundred years after reformation, Northern Ireland’s Orange Order says RIP is un-Protestant and un-biblical

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... perstition

RIP in peace saying RIP, wiv da angles now.

Trelliz wrote:

Saint of Killers wrote:Religious types being petty strawberry floats:

Orange Order: Protestants told not to use ‘RIP’ as it is Catholic superstition

Five hundred years after reformation, Northern Ireland’s Orange Order says RIP is un-Protestant and un-biblical

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... perstition

RIP in peace saying RIP, wiv da angles now.

I was going to make a thread with that title (sans wiv da angels) but thought better of it (couldn't think of a thread idea beyond look at these Orange Order knobs) I'm glad it came to someone else's mind too, though.

Saint of Killers wrote:Religious types being petty strawberry floats:

Orange Order: Protestants told not to use ‘RIP’ as it is Catholic superstition

Five hundred years after reformation, Northern Ireland’s Orange Order says RIP is un-Protestant and un-biblical

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... perstition

They should pray to Mary and see what she thinks about it.

Musical rants

When you are listening to a tune & then it stop on goes all captain serious with a rant. Great way to ruin a song, next time do it as a skit please.

So my brother has stolen from me again out of my mother's home in the last couple of months before he has finally moved out (although that'll be the 4th time I think). This time a £400 music keyboard, I was storing because it weighs 40kg and is massive, literally the single thing I don't have "safe" in my own home at the moment. So he really wanted to "lend" (ie sell / exchange) this one, as it was up 2 flights of 12 stairs and 2 landings.

... And or course all his abandoned gooseberry fool that he doesn't want (like 5 guitars) is still there. Why not give that away if nobody is using it?

Just makes me feel ill really. It's not nice being robbed by your own sibling who you try as hard as you can to love unconditionally.

I won't be able to afford a replacement for the foreseeable future and I originally paid for it with my own hard earnt cash from a website job when I was 17. That's right, i earnt and paid for it and kept it safe and used it for 10 years. I have literally no money and depend on some assets (it's even in my business plan) as security to sell off if everything goes wrong. So that's another few hundred punted over to some random banana split I don't know.

Sigh. Don't really know what else to say. A grown man, 26 years old, really has a problem pulling this gooseberry fool multiple times with the people who should respect the most and be considerate towards the most.

If I don't get it back politely, I think I'll go small courts with this one. Police won't do anything because it's lawful access. But I can attach the original receipt I still have and demand compensation like any private person can.

I'll get a strawberry floating writ if I have to. Eventually you have to be resolute dealing with the most morally bankrupt fuckwits, even if they're family.

It worries me where this attitude is supposed to lead in the future. Does anyone else struggle to comprehend how pig headed their kin can be?

By the way, I did get my vintage guitar amp back that he stole and "gave away"/"used" or whatever the strawberry float definition of personal property this moron has. It only took me 7 years!! I played with it and almost cried.

These aren't just knick knacks. They're often serious investments that cost as much as an old car. Depriving artists of tools and musical instruments is a seriously cunty thing to do, and in both cases he doesn't even have a use for them but gets "kudos" for giving other people's gooseberry fool away - to people who don't even know where it's from, as he just claims otherwise.

What a banana split.

So has he sold it? Or did he just take it with him?

Either way, that's a gooseberry fool thing to do.

Shiv the banana split

That's horrible, stealing off of people is wrong but it infinitely more scummy when your own family steal from you.

Frankly I wouldn't give a gooseberry fool if it's family or not. You steal my property and I'm going to get compensation one way or another. Theft is against the law and if it was a relative of mine I'd be pursuing it however I could, if it ends with them going to prison then I'm OK with that.

Ad7 nailed it though. What a massive banana split.