Wife just texted me that she was stuck on the motorway because of a cow on the carriageway. I obviously replied with 'Why doesn't someone moooove it'. Not sure it went down particularly well but it made me smile.
My youngest son's headteacher has arranged for every class in his school to have a birthday party so that all the kids who have had to put up with zoom birthdays can have a shared party. The school have even ponied up for decorations, a cake for each class and an entertainer to come in. Each teacher then picks a slot before or after Christmas and the kids can let their hair down.